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About Me


I can pick up things with my toes. I can wiggle my ears and cross just one eye. I can touch my tongue to my nose, and even stick it inside a nostril and feel the nose hairs. I can leg press over 500 pounds, and squat over 140. And I can make you cry because I am a bona fide ballbuster. If you can't take it, don't read my blogs or friend me. Thankee!

My Interests

Anything that's fun. That's original, isn't it?
Reading, writing, movies, anything and anyone who makes me laugh, lifting when I truly dedicate myself to it.

I'd like to meet:

I'm not sure if this blurb is supposed to be about the type of people I want to meet on My14yearoldSpace.com or what, so I'd love to have a beer with (yes, I realize some of these people are eating dirt now):

Shel Silverstein, Wally Lamb, David Sedaris, Jennifer Belle, E. Hemingway, Wes Anderson, Judy Blume...

Music:

As long as it's not country. Yeeeeeehaw!

Movies:

Big Lebowski, Goodfellas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Raising Arizona, Snatch, Friday, I Heart Huckabees, The Piano, Full Metal Jacket, Box of Moonlight, Fall, My Life, IF Lucy Fell (cf!), Rushmore, The Departed

Television:

Reno 911! cracks me up. The Office is my favorite right now, enjoy Weeds, My Name is Earl. Watch a lot of Bernie Mac reruns when I can. Enjoy any and all of the forensic shows on Court Tv and A&E, even if they do give me bad dreams. Still a fan of South Park.
Blah blah blah why would you care what I watch on tv? It's mostly shit anyway.

Books:

The Fountainhead, She's Come Undone, I Know This Much Is True, High Maintenance, Straight Up and Dirty, The God Particle, love all of David Sedaris' stuff... actually there's just too many to name since I'm still a big reader.

Heroes:

Definitely my mom - intelligent and beautiful, ballsy and forthright

My Blog

SBT: Roleplaying

 Ever been called a "whore" or "faggot" in bed?Ever pretended to be the teacher and spanked your naughty student?Ever pretended to fix the cable? Let's hear it. Post your blog links here tom...
Posted by Tits McGee on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:44:00 PST

Favorite Bloggers

Just like a slacking blogger I never got around to posting this weekend with the list of your favorite bloggers. I appreciate all my readers mailing me with their favorite bloggers, and I took extra e...
Posted by Tits McGee on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:44:00 PST

Remember Buddha Mama?

Fridays are usually for my readers if you recall, so here you go! Four things: I will be blogging this weekend with links to all your favorite bloggers. See? I didn't forget!  This is not a co...
Posted by Tits McGee on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:55:00 PST

I Love My Readers

I really don't have much today, in fact, I dont really have anything at all. Tits not participating in Triple X SBT? I know I know. Blasphemy! But I will leave you with two things: I love my ...
Posted by Tits McGee on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:41:00 PST

SBT - Triple X

Today is SBT (Sex Blog Thursday), where you post links to your naughty sex blogs right here.  This week's topic:   TRIPLE X   We have some readers who have requested I throw this on...
Posted by Tits McGee on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:35:00 PST

Assholes

I have two asshole male friends. They both read my blogs from time to time and I've had sex with both, not at the same time of course. I'm sure they will read this entry and convince themselves they a...
Posted by Tits McGee on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:44:00 PST

Tuesdays with Tits

Buddha Mama Sans Drama requested I repost a few of these a while back and I never did, so in honor of Mama (R.I.P.) I've decided to repost Virgo for today's blog.  See if you recognize any of the...
Posted by Tits McGee on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:23:00 PST

SBT: Oops, I Broke Your Dick

Yes, this is another repost from August.  You're just going to have to be patient with me, being out of work last week for three days with the sick Boogster put me way behind so I haven't had as ...
Posted by Tits McGee on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:02:00 PST

SBT - Bloopers

This week's topic: Sex Bloopers or whatever you want to write about Just post the links here. If you have a problem posting links you can use this site: Click here Happy Thursday! What cute p...
Posted by Tits McGee on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:48:00 PST

Shrinky Dinks, Clown Heads and Stop Thief

So I was going to blog about why men love titties so much, but I got sidetracked and decided I would work on that for tomorrow. I got sidetracked looking at these: and these:   &n...
Posted by Tits McGee on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:27:00 PST