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MISS (ASS) BANDIT

put it on the shelf.

About Me

The Rock Chick Femme Fatale Traveling Gypsy Circus Has Landed.
First and foremost I'm a writer and a film-maker. I've just wrapped shooting my first film, a documentary, and I'm currently working on a feature script. I also act and draw. I photograph things. I travel. I can't stop, it's in my blood, my veins, my heart.
I'm relentlessly honest. I hate liars. I don't lie, no matter what the consequences. People who lie really, really disappoint me and send me spiraling down into the depths of despair and derangement. I cannot fathom it.
I've met haters and liars on this site so I know they exist. If, for whatever reasons, you feel either of these urges.... please, please, please take yourself elsewhere. There is no reason we can't all just giggle and get drunk together and have mind-sex without aggression and bitterness. At the same time, I'm not really on here to make friends, though it had happened by accident- I'm here to promote my writing and my movie.
I write for THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM a great reason to take a deep breath and separate yourselves from MySpace. Great writers, fucked up stories, much anarchy and lawlessness, GO THERE NOW!!!

Softkey Left softkey Right

My Interests

Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor

I'd like to meet:

Artists. Writers. Readers. Creative liberal anarchists with good hearts and twisted minds. No earnest types need apply. Nor people who want to ram their beliefs down my throat. I won't judge you, if you don't try and convert me. I might make fun of you though.
Anyone who believes in PEACE.
A CAUTIONARY WORD- PLEASE....IF YOU DESIRE TO 'FRIEND' ME, OR WANT ME TO READ SOMETHING, THE BEST WAY TO DO IT IS TO SEND ME A PERSONAL NOTE. THE AUTOMATED 'ACQUAINTANCE REQUEST' THING ON HERE GIVES ME THE SHITS. I WILL NEVER ACCEPT A FRIEND WHO IS UNDER 18 OR WHO SENDS ME STUPID, RUDE, SEXED-UP MESSAGES ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO ME. SORRY. LIFE IS SHORT AND I'M EASILY BORED. BE CLEVER! I DARE YOU.

Zoe Brock http://missbandit.bebo.com/

Music:

Led Zep, the Stones, Miles and Betty Davis, Rodriguez, Dylan, Johnny Cash, Nina Simone, Guns n Roses, the Pretenders, ACDC, Joan Jett, Aerosmith, Beastie Boys, Black Crows, Peter Gabriel, Black Sabbath and Ozzie. old Santana. The Cult. The Clash. Bowie. Clapton. Fleetwood Mac. Garbage. Gil Scott Heron. Janis. The Police. Jet. Jimi. Kings Of Leon. Lee Scratch Perry. Lonnie Liston Smith. Lou Reed. NEIL YOUNG. Nirvana. Pat Benatar. Pixies. Ramones. Kiss. Roberta Flack. STP. Damian Marley.

Movies:

Babel. Stranger Than Fiction. Borat. Donnie Darko. Fargo. Raising Arizona. The Piano. CHOPPER. Blades of Glory. Elizabeth. Rear Window. The Big Lebowski. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Bladerunner. Blazing Saddles. The Goonies. Easy Rider. Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. To Kill a Mockingbird. Napolean Dynamite. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Ferris Bueller. Sexy Beast. Sin City. Westworld. The Good Bad and Ugly. Duel. Lost In Translation. The Life Aquatic. The Royal Tenenbaums. etc...

Television:

TV will be the death of us all. Read some of my old blogs instead.
THE ART OF FART. It's time to make some whoopee. JULY 2006
Not a fluffy, happy story... my first fun-free blog. AUG 2006
Pink Bits And Plastic Pornography- This Blog Is Brought To You By The Letter "P"- AUG 2006
Sperm. Everyone's favorite little friends. SEPT 2006
Get over here and gimme a goddamn HUG!!!! OCT 2006
I take my funny really fucking seriously, thankyouverymuch. NOV 2006
BANDITS SEVEN DEADLY SINS- Illustrated with karaoke birthday shame. JAN 2007

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!! AND I AM SHE!!!!!!!! Sept. 2006

Books:

The Sun Also Rises. The Fountainhead. Perfume. A Midnight Clear. To Kill A Mockingbird. The Fools Progress, Edward Abbey. SHANTARAM. Kahlil Gibran. Paulo Coelho. Anais Nin. The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty series, A N Roquelloire (Anne Rice). The Catcher In The Rye. The Great Gatsby. Kurt Vonnegut. John Irving. Catch 22. CS Lewis. Tolkein. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Anything by Hunter S Thompson. Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Roald Dahl. The Famished Road. Dashiell Hammett. The Bone People. Bukowski. Burroughs. Kerouac. I try to love Henry Miller, but fail every time. Love the prose... where's the story???? If anyone tries to get me to read one of those Chicken Soup books... they'll find it shoved so far up their arse I could read it through their eye sockets. Taschen books, like this one....

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson. Jon Stewart. Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Hemmingway. Harper Lee. Slash. Vivien Westwood, Malcolm MacLaren, and Agent Provocateur lingerie. Che. Rosa Parks. Richard Neutra and Mies Van Der Rohe. Nancy Wake. Charles and Ray Eames. George Nelson.
Anyone who pioneers creative endeavors, rights wrongs, and maintains calm and tranquility, while maintaining their own sense of the weird and the wonderful.Hairy men with fast cars (Magnum, The Dukes, Knightrider) give me fits of pure joy.
Anyone who'll eat a shit sandwhich.

My old man the pirate king

My mama- for coping and smiling, relentlessly, despite IT ALL (me).

My girl....

... And my fucking bird. .

My Blog

FAKKING FAKKITY FAKK FAKK THIS FAKKING GAME IS FAKKING KILLING ME *****updated*****

We're doing good kids. The link in the blog has been changed to get you to the updated version. 15 squares open!!!!!!FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!About four hours ago I started writing a new post for ...
Posted by Miss De Fista on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:15:00 PST

EXCUSE ME, WAITER? THERE'S A MARGARITA IN MY MARGARITA... a drunken weekend photoblog

This week has been a complete right-off, a head-on collision of epic proportions. A weeks worth of scrap-metal days and car-crash/brokedown adventures. Triple A was on hand at all times but it was AA ...
Posted by Miss De Fista on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:51:00 PST

HOLY SHIT. OH CRAP. ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEXT BIG TIME-WASTER???

OK. I've had to move the animated blog to the comments section so it stops auto playing. MY VOICE IS VERY FUCKING ANNOYING. Enough.It's day five of the bandit-anti-smoking trip and, until I wrote thos...
Posted by Miss De Fista on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:37:00 PST

MY FRIEND NAT IS IN PALESTINE WEARING A BURKA

Recently some of you may have had the distinct pleasure of meeting my mate Nat.This is Nat.Nat is currently in the Middle East working on his next project. He's blogging about it and trying to get a h...
Posted by Miss De Fista on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:19:00 PST

FUMBLING AROUND FOR A SUNNY SUNDAY AFTERNOON QUOTE TO SATISFY US ALL WITH.

I quit smoking this weekend. Stupid habit. As stupid as tying a steak to your face and then going bobbing for sharks.It's been two days since I sucked on a cancer stick and I'm feeling grumpy and unsa...
Posted by Miss De Fista on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:12:00 PST

HOLY FUCKSTICKS BATMAN! THIS NEWS REALLY BLOWS!!!

Scientists, the collective bunch of fear-mongering fucks that continuously try to ruin our fun by over-whelming us with diabolical news about how drugs and booze and certain foods will certainly kill ...
Posted by Miss De Fista on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:45:00 PST

SWEATY RAMBLINGS AND ODD SPOTS

It's another perfect day in paradise.If we choose to make it so.And so I will.And I hope you do too.Here's a couple of silly things I just found in the paper that made me smile and distracted me from ...
Posted by Miss De Fista on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:20:00 PST

PERVERT ALERT!!! GIRLS IN SCHOOL UNIFORMS RESIDING IN THIS BLOG.

"Hello. My name is The Past, and I'm here to bite you on the ass. Please bend over and relax, this won't take long."I just received this email from my mother."Hi Chickie,Bet your ears have been burnin...
Posted by Miss De Fista on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:47:00 PST

ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT!!! ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT!!! MORE IMPORTANT NEWS!!!!

I'm drunk again!!!!!!Hi mum!!
Posted by Miss De Fista on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:25:00 PST

ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT!!! ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT!!! MORE IMPORTANT NEWS!!!!

I'm drunk again!!!!!!Hi mum!!
Posted by Miss De Fista on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:25:00 PST