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Spencer

You are boring

About Me

It's kind of sad that I'm still so young, yet already missing the times where responsibility didn't exist.
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IF YOU ARE REALLY SCARY/FREAKY/DISGUSTING, I HAVE A BANDIT THAT WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU!
PS. I am not gay, so don't send me messages asking if you want to have gay buttsex with me.
Since the previous "about me" section was too long, I'll shorten it a little bit.
I don't smoke or drink.
I am sorry that I am more sexually open than you, but that's just the way I am.
It is not uncommon for me to strike up a conversation with strangers that can lead to topics such as scat, flying pigs, or possibly the economic depression of a third-world country in eastern Africa.
I hate "thumb wars"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors is the only way to go.
I love jokes, especially dirty ones.
Actually, anything dirty, I would probably find funny.
My screen name is Spencer said hi
Tell me who you are when you IM me.
If I don't know you in real life though, I might just not feel like talking to you.
My life is controlled solely by my raging hormones at this current time.
I hate it.
I hate:
1.Illegible fonts.
2.People who spend their lives trying to add more people on myspace so they can be "popular"
3.Really dumb teenagers
4.Prudes who call me a slut.
5.Microsoft (Comcast also) (oh, and MPAA, and other copyright organizations)
6.Religious extremists.
7.Ignorance.
The ones that bother me the most are the higher numbers.
If you are over 20, send me a message so I know who you are, I don't need any older weirdo's, I have enough.
PS. I lol @ hxc Christians.

My Interests

Some of my interests include girls, gallons of green tea, more green tea, the music I listen to, the calmness of sitting in the rain, books, sitting in random places, suddenly doing random things that noone else can predict, and freak out my mom. Thats all i can think of for now .

I'd like to meet:

My doppelgänger.Jewish people, like Her!! PS: the first person on my top 8 is my dog, add her

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Music:

A Static Lullaby Atreyu, As I Lay Dying, The Academy Is..., Alexisonfire, All-American Rejects, Armor For Sleep, Avenge Sevenfold, Bloc Party, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Chiodos, Copeland, Cursive, Death Cab for Cutie, Dune, Early November, Fall Out Boy, Gold Mind Squad, Hawthorne Heights, Hellogoodbye, Houston Calls In Flames, Jack's Mannequin, Lifecoach, Motion City Soundtrack, The Northwood, Panic! At the Disco, PlayRadioPlay!, The Postal Service, Saosin, Senses Fail, Something Corporate, Story of the Year, [the] commuter exit, Underoath, Backseat Goodbye, Boys Like Girls, The Scene Aesthetic, The Sound of Superstring, Cute Is What We Aim For, The Rocket Summer

Movies:

300. Borat. My Best Friends Are Strangers.

Television:

None. At all.

Books:

The whole "Dark Tower" series by Stephen King, It, The Stand, The Dark Half, A Short History of Nearly Everything,Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, Eragon, Eldest, Sabriel, Abhorsen, Tithe, The Ragwitch, Alosha, Everworld series, The Eternity Code, The Dark Portal, Magyk, The Hero and The Crown, Life of Pi, Masterpiece of Mystery and Suspence, Across the Wall, The Ratastophy Catastophy, Firmament, Amazonia, The Sight, The High King, The Black Cauldron, A Wrinkle in Time, The 21-Balloons, Taran Wanderer, The DaVince Code, Angels and Demons, The Castle of Lyre, and many others.

PS. Attention Deficit Disorder is the best book ever, and everyone that is reading this should go to borders or some other bookstore close to where you live and get it. Right now. Leave.Becky:"Besides, if you don't buy the book, I'll find out where you live and light bags of shit on fire on your front step every night for the rest of your natural life."

Heroes:

Zoe Brock and Brad Listi.

My Blog

It’s been a long time.

Since I last posted a blog.Not something I’m very good at, languages tend to annoy/escape/infuriate me.Never can think of the right words to use at the right time.Anyways, I just felt like telli...
Posted by Spencer on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:51:00 PST

A basic overview of torrrents

    So I bet at one time or another, one of your friends has gone "Yeah, I just downloaded that movie, it was pretty chill", or "No way, that is too much money to buy Photoshop, I just ...
Posted by Spencer on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:05:00 PST

A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar...

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Posted by Spencer on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 07:21:00 PST

Hey fuckers don't you hate...

Myspace bulletins?     They have gone from shitty to worse over the years.     First it was the chains. (What kind of dumb fuck would start one of these?) YES, THE PEOPLE WHO ...
Posted by Spencer on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:11:00 PST

This really is kind of irrelevant and pointless...

But do you all remember when Dick Cheney was almost assassinated in Iraq or something similar to that?   And small parts of the democrats joked around saying stuff like "oh, its too bad they miss...
Posted by Spencer on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:20:00 PST

Ask me some questions!!!

Ohhkayy everybody. If you are a somebody, you know Zoe Brock, better known as Miss (Ass) Bandit.   Apparently there is this "tagging" thing where someone says your name in a blog, and you have to...
Posted by Spencer on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:36:00 PST

These things make me laugh

So today, I was doing some homework, and a random kid starts IMing me He curses and tries to insult me for a while before he decides that he has no life whatsoever So here is the conversation I am coo...
Posted by Spencer on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 07:38:00 PST