You can now find me here: |
www.sportweekly.netThis is my new website. I will be updating it, as made seemingly obvious, on a weekly basis (sometimes even more during the "soccer" transfer season, which is right now). I wi...
Posted by Martyn on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 06:03:00 PST |
Scam the man, screw the pooch |
The news wasn't funny last week. Heath Ledger's death was still confusing even Inspector Gadget and the silky Miami Vice hit squad, while Israel was blanketed in a freak snowstorm awful enough t...
Posted by Martyn on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:11:00 PST |
The Official Call Centre Guide |
I've worked in one or two call centres. Shit, there are some people out there who have shoved small children into washing machines and fed neuroleptics to dogs, and there are even some running a...
Posted by Martyn on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:18:00 PST |
"The mole-rat raps too. It’s kind of scary" |
There is a large mole that is digging up volcanic mounds of soil in my back garden as we speak. It refuses to respect my new Dolce & Gabanna watch, or the ties I have with various undesirabl...
Posted by Martyn on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:43:00 PST |
Bee movie and life choices |
If you haven't seen Bee Movie yet, I can only speculate as to what your problem is (and who pays for your assisted living). Maybe you're a French/Algerian dog-walker who rents woodland cottages ...
Posted by Martyn on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:18:00 PST |
Snakes! |
I haven't had much to say for a couple of weeks now. My life has been droving in blocks of long working hours and last-minute moving details and various crimes/social episodes and strong coffee ...
Posted by Martyn on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:03:00 PST |
Lazy sons of bitches and bad suits, and the occasional winter coat |
In a general sense, people always seem to be fascinated with where I am, and what I'm doing, and to whom, and how much it all costs, and whether or not Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon is involving itself i...
Posted by Martyn on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:21:00 PST |
Gentlemanship of the Berries |
The mist has disappeared for now, the awful heartbeat of the morning polluted with dirty water and deceased, brown leaves and the sound of 14-wheel trucks booming down the narrow lanes at speeds that ...
Posted by Martyn on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:09:00 PST |
Finnish Deaths and Italian Tortures |
And so it happens again. Another slippery geek, another gun license, another inexplicable rampage through a school where a young man drifted its halls for years until his lights turned out and t...
Posted by Martyn on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:16:00 PST |
"A fox may steal your hens, sir... If lawyers hand is feed sir, He steals your whole estate" |
Keeping open wounds clean is a tricky business for any kind of land based mammal. The bacteria count can become high, and even when the reproduction of cells has done it's duty and the scar pigm...
Posted by Martyn on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:26:00 PST |
