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Lenore

I am here for Friends

About Me

dirty bird doesn't say a word
cowboy girl eats roadkill squirrel

My Interests

buxom billygoats with long tresses wear vintage 50s dresses
but the ram who wants to fly wears a crisp white shirt and tie

I'd like to meet:

insipid rat kisses down-and-out cat
wiggling worm knows your drang and sturm

Music:

at the porcupine party, the chicks are super tarty
the guitar-playing runt scores all the coveted cunt

Movies:

puffy yellow honeybees look sweet on silver screen
nothing like a black and white skunk in training to be a monk

Television:

grey gorilla's got glazed eyes, watches TV and sighs
lived his life in the trees till man introduced him to TVs

Books:

snide salamander turns the page right before exploding in rage
when asked "hey, what's the matter", the hog gets fatter and fatter

Heroes:

proud arachnid tiptoes on ice and he's anything but nice
carelessly cares for his spawn by abandoning them at dawn

My Blog

sleepy TNB

new TNB. this one is important for you men. hereimportant. very. LZ...
Posted by Lenore on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:53:00 PST

T N B

TNB.TNBi’m not entirely sure you’ll enjoy this one. maybe all the more reason to read it....
Posted by Lenore on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:18:00 PST

marbles

LenoreMargot Zion la la la lai am queen of the apartment!happy chickenjoy! when you cut an earthworm in half, it grows back. but i always was curious, does only one half grow back, or does it make tw...
Posted by Lenore on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:55:00 PST

PSA

almost all of my friends are in relationships now. i’m still in good company. i have like, ten friends who are still single like me. but only one of them lives in LA. i can only hope that so...
Posted by Lenore on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:18:00 PST

TNB time

hi everyonei have a new thing up at TNB. it's right here.please leave me a comment if you read. if you leave me a comment, i know you read, which means that i like you more than the people who don't...
Posted by Lenore on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:31:00 PST

tnb

TNBhereyahoo
Posted by Lenore on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:37:00 PST

dead birds --> problem

myspace removed a bunch of my dead bird pictures. for some reason i think this is the funniest thing ever in the whole world. they also threatened to delete my account because of the dead birds. so...
Posted by Lenore on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:09:00 PST

TNB

new TNB. here.
Posted by Lenore on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:04:00 PST

promises

new year's resolutions: 1. write book2. get all this fat off my body3. write book4. floss every day5. stop being "emotionally cold." 6. no more crack7. write book8. the prostitution must end!!!9. writ...
Posted by Lenore on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:31:00 PST

frecks

i have a new freckle on my face. i keep trying to rub it off. it's very frustrating. i really didn't want a new freckle all that badly. i wonder if other people think it's dirt, too.
Posted by Lenore on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:17:00 PST