making stuff.
doing awesome.
making do.
awesome stuff.
girls who act like boys. boys who act like me. animals who act like humans. kids who act their age. adults who act retarded. homies who want to stay up instead of going to sleep. friends who act like this .
the cum bunnies, night for us (a prom band), click click click (internet core), the shit puppets, OMG the 80's, dr. dicknose, jonathan mcshreddy (acoustic singer-songwriter, great lyrics), alicia silverstone and the bukkake dudes, bananas (kind of a joke band), freeway off ramp, bola de babosos (rock en español), springtime nothingness (original emo), the cable that goes from your Ipod to your dickrod, VCR (crust ambient)
These are the only DVDs I own: 1 Night in Paris (bootleg version with no sound, pretty crappy), Overboard, Leaving Las Vegas, Seinfeld Seasons 1 and 2, Barely Legal (#47), Napoleon Dynamite, a burned copy of Pirates of the Caribbean that i found in the bushes, Secretary, and Spaceballs.
Weekend cooking shows on PBS, America's Funniest Videos, NBC Nightly News, Lakers, Frontline documentaries, Secretos, Teen Jeopardy, Andy Griffith, TV Bloopers and Hilarious Fuck Ups, José Luis Sin Censura, California's Gold and all other Huell Howser programs, Cops, I Love Lucy.
Pablo Neruda, Carson Mell, Augusten Burroughs, Nick Hornby, Anne Sexton, Richard Rodriguez, T.C Boyle, David Sedaris, Chuck Palahniuk, Mark Haddon, Haruki Murakami, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Gael GarcÃa Bernal, Chris Garcia Garçon, and as always Sylvia Plath (sike! i dont really read books).
Jack, xtreme snowboarding monkey .