I'm a dude. I like to drink, screw, gorge on the meat of an animal, and fall asleep in the sun. I can't help being a bit geeky, but I guess being dorky is the new "cool". Trust me when I tell you it was no picnic being a dork before it was trendy. I'm a party animal. I routinely watch the sun come up and I know its been a good night when I see two of them rise over the horizon.
I play bass in a band. I'm not very good at it, but my friends either don't notice or don't care, and thats what I like best about them. I will occasionally sing, but you'll probably never hear it. And I do most of the producing for the songs even though I barely know what I am doing.
You can find us at: http://myspace.com/thebungalowjunkies
By the way, thats us you're listening to right now. That is, if the stupid MySpace player is working today.
I'm an aspiring writer. But these days, who isn't? I get alot of support from friends and family, who insist that I'm a linguistic savant.. but I think thats just the whiskey talking.
I like to go out and do shit. I'd like to find other people to go out and do shit with. Half of my friends are lazy, and the others are on probation.
Aside from all this shit talk, I'm an extremely genuine person, but who the hell wants to read about my sensitive side? I'm guessing its nobody. hah!
If I left anything out, let me know, k?
The Bull
People Iced: Thirty Seven
Car Bombs Planted: Ten
Favorite Weapon A Candlestick
Arms Broken: Thirteen
Eyes Gouged: Seven
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Bruiser
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