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Pistol Packin' H♥llyPete!

I need help, Man! I've tried nothing, and I'm all out of ideas!!

About Me

Step Up or Step Aside!!After too many years of being surrounded by sissified ninnies or pathological liars. It seems like we are a generation without honor, pride or integrity. I guess I was born in the wrong decade. But fortunately, I have found a very simple formula in which they will seperate themselves into either one group or the other..They either Step Up...or they Step Aside.

I have a tendency to be accident prone...both to myself and others. I tend too squeeze to hard and push myself too far. I'm a little too organized, a little too focused and when I have set my mind on something I am a force to be reckoned with.
I have been stuck in the same pattern for too long. The wise ones say it's part of the learning process. I think they should grade on a curve!

I've had my heart broken and my dreams crushed too many times to be fair...
but not enough to make me not care.

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My Interests

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comics

I'd like to meet:

I am looking for people between the ages 25-39, with real life experiences, realistic goals and a plan to make them happen. Everyone has baggage, but I avoid the drama and the babies daddies like door-to-door sales men.

Ideally, you would be forming roots in your community while creating a legacy and great stories to tell. And needless to say, if you are jobless, homeless, hopeless and helpless, I'm not going to waste my time on getting to know you.

Aside from that...I would LOVE to meet David Hewlett, Hugh Laurie, Eddie Izzard, Eminem, Jeff Hardy, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Christian Slater, Ryan Stiles, Pauly Perrette, Howie Mandel, Mark Harmon, and Matt Kirshen.

NCIS video

Music:

"I was something wasn't I... "Holly, you are always something.".. -- Site Meter -- .. .. -- Copyright (c)2006 Site Meter --

Movies:

I'm a bit...ADHD. Really, I just have a lot of energy, and I can multi-task like a freak. So sitting and watching movies is hard on me. But when I do watch them, I'm all about the comedy, or romantic comedy, or the true crime or sci-fi. Basically anything not too far into the drama, romance, or action genre.
Most recent movies watched:
Beowulf: Saw it in 3-D at the IMax theatre. Which was, FREAKIN AWESOME. Aside from the really dorky glasses, it was hands down the best way to see a movie. The movie itself was okay, I'm sure...I was have too much fun with the super cool 3D effects to care what the movie was about. Oh, and the naked Beowulf parts were...a pleasant change.
Little Miss Sunshine: Made me wish I was part of their family! I loved it, and would watch it again! It was funny and dark and a little off the radar from 'norm' which is...well, a little like me.
Hostel: The first 45 minutes were great! Soft core porn, european style...then it was just gross. I wasn't scared, I was disgusted. And I couldn't get the images out of my head for days.
300 (great movie, needed a bit of history lesson before though)
BeerFest (totally got drunk trying to out drink the friend I was watching it with...bad idea on a Wednesday night)
The Last Mimzy (watched it because 'Dwight Shrute' was in it, but it was lame. I want my 2 hours back!)
Lucky Number Slevin (kind of Pulp Fiction-esque...totally kept my attention the whole time)
Man of the Year (laughed my ass off. I would totally vote for him!)
Cars (eh...okay but wouldn't watch it twice. And I watched Shrek 1 & 2 every night for an entire year)
Over the Hedge (LOVE IT! Love every character. I'm a bit like Hammy...especially the too much caffeine part. I think I'm gonna watch this again tonight.)
Employee of the Month (Love it! Loved the main character! Laughed my ass off)
Grandmas Boy (had it's good moments, and repeatable scene's. Not a favorite, but still good)
Happy Feet (better than Cars, but still just okay)
Just Friends (hilarious! Laughed my ass off...would watch it again, like 40 year old virgin)
Jackass the Movie (Ouchie! EWWWW! OH MY GAWD! But loved it!!)
40 year old Virgin (LOVED IT! Own it! Will watch it over and over)
Wedding Crashers (better than I thought it would be. Made me wanna go out and try it. any takers?)
Da Vinci Code (FUCKING SUCKED! And I'm a fan of Dan Brown. This movie pissed me off, bored me to tears and made me wanna write them a letter asking for my $20 back!)
Pirates 2 (Johnny Depp in eyeliner, Orlando Bloom as the diamond in the rough?...Great special effects...what's not to love?)
Shrek 3 (meh...I am a huge fan of Shrek. I own the box set of the first two and I use to fall asleep to it every night. I want the Shrek version of the fairy tale! But this movie...meh.)

Television:

My favorite shows are: NCIS, The Riches, House, Bones, Monk, My Name is Earl, The Office, Simpson's, Family Guy, American Dad, Dilbert, Law & Order: SVU, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, Stargate SG-1 & Atlantis, Star Trek: TNG & DS9, Last Comic Standing, Deal or No Deal, and MythBusters

Books:

Okay, I could lie and say that I read any or all of the top 10 authors that everyone else seems to say they are also reading.

But I'm gonna be courageously truthful here...I really prefer my stories with an audio and visual component. I use to read. A lot. I would lay on my bed and read 2 or 3 books at one time. I use to hide in the bathroom so my Mom would stop bugging me while I was just trying to read. And then I discovered boys...and well, they're just more entertaining than books. And you can choose your own adventure with them too!

I have several books on my bookshelf, coffee table, dresser, box in my closet...right now...just waiting. I have an entire wish list on amazon.com. And I would love to read everyone of them.

And I'll get to them, right after I finish watching this episode of NCIS, or after I'm done playing with my dogs, or cleaning up my house, or cutting the grass, or having wings and beer with my friends...

Heroes:

My Mom, My StepDad, The "Elite Few"... And if they were real people... Gibbs, Abby, Teal'c, Ronin, O'Neall, McKay, House, Wilson, Booth...

My Blog

Tea anyone?

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my older brother. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other i...
Posted by Pistol Packin' HellyPete! on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:07:00 PST

Toasting to wingless chickies

If I had a 6-pack...I would be glad to share. But at this point, I only have 2, and while that pleases me, it is not enough for me to be happy about sharing. Not that I'm big on sharing...
Posted by Pistol Packin' HellyPete! on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:59:00 PST

You have been warned...

My friend, and yours...Jen is having another birthday. We are celebrating it Friday night at Luna. There will be much debauchery.   You have been warned... and you have been invited.  ...
Posted by Pistol Packin' HellyPete! on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:05:00 PST

You can say that again!

Sometimes you just gotta say grace and leave the place... Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. You are very clever. I will...
Posted by Pistol Packin' HellyPete! on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:47:00 PST

Whats your theme song...

What's Your Theme Song? My Result: Walking On Sunshine Your upbeat approach to life makes "Walking on Sunshine" the perfect anthem for you. We can see you dancing down the vegetable isle with y...
Posted by Pistol Packin' HellyPete! on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:37:00 PST

You cant always get what you want...

but if you try sometimes... you just might get what you need.   I have a 'secret' second mutant power. I can't use it 'conciously' it has to be a wish/prayer/a final rally cry made during a time ...
Posted by Pistol Packin' HellyPete! on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:24:00 PST

Rules.

This is it so far, I'll fill them in as they come...   Rule 1: Never let suspects stay together. Rule 2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. Rule 3: Do not believe what you are told: Double chec...
Posted by Pistol Packin' HellyPete! on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:37:00 PST

The Irishman, The Marine, The Greek and The German...

mmmm... Thanks for making my night! MUAH! ...
Posted by Pistol Packin' HellyPete! on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:46:00 PST

The Enchanted Sanctuary...where Insanity feels comfortable

You're making a mistake... You're gonna wake up in a week or a month, and your gonna realize that you threw away something good. and it's gonna be too late...   You know, I realize that there are...
Posted by Pistol Packin' HellyPete! on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:30:00 PST

Soy...the new birth control for men?

Well, maybe if you eat enough of it.  Personally, I think this is Darwinism in full effect. According to Details magazine... The average number of sperm per millimeter of semen produced by a man...
Posted by Pistol Packin' HellyPete! on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:42:00 PST