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JOSH BLUE

Scurrying hams....

About Me


IF I'M HERE....AND YOU'RE HERE....DOESN'T THAT MAKE IT OURSPACE...?
"It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am." -Muhammad Ali I'm Josh Blue, I'm 29 years old and I live in Denver, Colorado. I'm a professional stand-up comedian and I play soccer for the U.S. Paralympics soccer team. I had the fortunate pleasure of getting my ass kicked by numerous countries (some of which weren't even soccer teams) during the 2004 paralympics in Athens Greece.........So.......Where my NASCAR fans at?Love, JOSH
My first full-length concert DVD is now available! Go to Bad Arm Productions to buy "7 More Days in the Tank" recorded live at the Gothic Theatre in Denver. DVD, T-Shirts and more are on sale now at www.badarmproductions.com. Also available is my debut CD! It has all my fan-favorite bits that helped launch my career. Just click on it to purchase!
Punchline Magazine wrote a very nice story about me - Click to read
PALSY ON-DEMAND!
Do you want me to come do a show in your town? Click on this link to Eventful.com and DEMAND that I come. If you're town or city is not on my calendar, let me know where there is a need for some Cripple Love!
Upcoming Events by Eventful
.."BOLD", TEXT SIZE="4"CRYSTAL ALLEN PHOTOGRAPHY
I know I look good, but most of these pictures of me look so good due to the talent of my friend, Crystal Allen. Check out her website for Crystal Allen Photography or link to her MySpace
See this? It's my interactive "Josher" game. My new website is just that amazing.
Visit Josh's Website for a full size version!

My Interests

Being a dad, painting, woodcarving. Dangerous... huh? Playing soccer, longs walks on the beach, I love to practice making my next kid! You know, just your average guy.

I'd like to meet:

John Cleese, Chris Rock & your MOM!

Music:

Sublime, Bob Dylan, Paul Simon, Outkast, Zebra Junction, Tom Waits, Jimmy Cliff, The Rockers, Japanese Punk, The Blue Hearts, Moudest Mouse, Devocka, Brother Ali, Atomsphere,Beastie Boys, Woodstock 69.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Borat, 'Monty Python' anything, Pulp Fiction, The Jerk, Raising Arizona, The Shining, The Exorcist, Better Off Dead, My Life as a Dog, My Left Foot, American Beauty, Down by Law.

Television:

Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, Family Guy, Cold Case Files, Seinfeld, the Simpsons, Ali G.

Books:

Things fall apart, The dog says how...,The Things They Carried, Life of Pie.

Heroes:

Simon Blue, Yuko Blue, my Parents & brother, sisters, John Cleese, Richard Pryor, Mike Raftery, Muhammad Ali.

My Blog

Check out this video: Josh Blue Gets OUT-PALSIED!

Check out this video: Josh Blue Gets OUT-PALSIED! ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by JOSH BLUE on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:04:00 PST

DENVER CONCERT PRE-SALE  NEW WEBSITE  FUNNY VIDEOS

HEY BUDDDDIES, Remember me? It's your old friend Joshie! I'm finally making it back home to Denver for a show! I'll be at the Paramount Theatre on Friday, July 13th and some of my best friends are g...
Posted by JOSH BLUE on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:50:00 PST

A Very Special Josh Blue BRAVO Special

What's up MySpace people! Happy New Year! Thanks for coming on the wild ride of '06 with me. As promised, the Bravo Special is happening this Friday, January 5th, at 6:30 p.m. EST and PST, 4:30 MST (...
Posted by JOSH BLUE on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:32:00 PST

Josh Blue's BIG SCREEN Debut!

WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY!I am going to be the first stand-up comedian to debut a live comedy special on the BIG SCREEN all across the country...I hope you can make it! See you on the road - Love, Josh ...
Posted by JOSH BLUE on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:04:00 PST

THIS WEEK: Ellen Show AND Live with Regis & Kelly!

Hey buuddiees! I'll be back on TV this week - don't miss it! This Thursday (9/21), I will finally meet one of my favorite comediennes of all time, Ellen DeGeneres, when she has me on her show "The El...
Posted by JOSH BLUE on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:34:00 PST

WESTWORD

So I got the cover story on the Westword.  Thanks to Adam Cayton-Holland for doing an awesome job.  Thanks to all my Denver fans who have helped get me where I am now. If anyone reads this.&...
Posted by JOSH BLUE on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 03:53:00 PST