Oh yeah, I got married. |
I couldn't tell everyone I know, so if this is news to you, yep, I am married as of April 5th. Natalie (my then-girlfriend, also in case you didn't know) and I talked about it for a bit and then deci...
Posted by Andrew Orvedahl on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:40:00 PST |
A Story Problem |
John works at Starbucks. If he touches the glistening herpes sore on his lip throughout his shift while putting lids on drinks, how many customers will wind up catching herpes from their morning coff...
Posted by Andrew Orvedahl on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:40:00 PST |
Here I badmouth the IE’s community spirit and then they do this... |
http://www.pe.com/localnews/corona/stories/PE_News_Local_C_c
mullet01.4149bac.htmlCORONA - From the front, he looks like any of the other conventional businessmen at the Thursday morning Corona Chamber...
Posted by Andrew Orvedahl on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:20:00 PST |
It’s terrible to know when you got sick |
In this case I remember playing the demo Playstation 3 at Target, then mere moments later, eating delicious potato chips in the car. So delicious, in fact, that I was sucking the cheddar and chive po...
Posted by Andrew Orvedahl on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:07:00 PST |
Dentist Pt. II |
I had yet another dentist experience today, and this one was by far the most painful of my life. I’m certain my dentist had a previous and wildly successful career torturing political prisoners...
Posted by Andrew Orvedahl on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:09:00 PST |
I think I have a problem with World of Warcraft. |
In fact, the only reason that I have time to post this blog is because I accidentally fell off of Tedrassil, the tree of life, and I recently used my heartstone so I can't just teleport back to the in...
Posted by Andrew Orvedahl on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:26:00 PST |
Some new Internet acronyms (chat excerpt) |
me: LARD Laughing At Retarded Dicks Nat: ITYSFBIHTVOASYO! I Think You're So Funny But I Have The Vocabulary Of A Six Year Old.me: BHACMMIBDTD Better Hurry And Cum, My Mom Is Breaking Down The Door ...
Posted by Andrew Orvedahl on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:36:00 PST |
god’s regrets |
When I was a christian, I was led to believe that god is a benevolent being, who loves all of his creation, regardless how flawed it may seem to us puny humans. Born with the heart on the outside? G...
Posted by Andrew Orvedahl on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:28:00 PST |
I’m going to start experimenting with drugs |
Particularly cholesterol-lowering Simvastatin. If you're wondering what that is, it's simply "a lipid-lowering agent that is derived synthetically from a fermentation product of Aspergillus Terreus. ...
Posted by Andrew Orvedahl on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:21:00 PST |
My dentist’s office sells Girl Scout cookies |
What a brilliant (yet transparent) business scheme! Of course I purchased some.
Posted by Andrew Orvedahl on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:15:00 PST |
