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Ben Kronberg

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"The Loner's Guide To Living Alone in Los Angeles, All By Yourself (Part I)" from guidespot.com

My Interests

Communicating.

I'd like to meet:

God's personal assistant - i bet that fuckers busy!

Music:

Spoon, Radiiohead, Wilco, Trans Am, Cat Power, The Panderers, Cody Chestnut, Grandaddy, Kraftwerk, Mike Andrews, Peaches, The Beta Band, CocoRosie.

Movies:

Window Water Baby Moving (Stan Brakhage), Big Trouble in Little China (John Carpenter), Me and You and Everyone We Know (Miranda July)

Television:

IF YOU SEE A "PLAY' SYMBOL CLICK IT - IF I DON'T MOVE, HIT THE REFRESH BUTTON IN THE PLAYER.PLEASE LEAVE A DONATION IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME. I NEED YOUR HELP.

Books:

The Holographic Universe (Michael Talbot), Tao Te Ching, The Bell Jar (Sylvia Plath)

Heroes:

Anyone who has been badly burned from head to toe, and still gets layed without paying for it.

My Blog

Click Here To See if Im Streaming Live From My Apt. (IT REALLY WORKS!) updated 03-11-08

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Posted by Ben Kronberg on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:00:00 PST

A Dare Gone Gay - For Dan -

Here you go Dan? ...
Posted by Ben Kronberg on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:53:00 PST

Mom - Please dont read this - Please.

I have been a hermit lately -just me and my computer and what i imagine to be the dried-up biological loneliness that never got cleaned up after a spontaneous attempt at exiting my loneliness to the t...
Posted by Ben Kronberg on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:27:00 PST

My Scooter Got Stolen. . .

Hi,I miss my scooter. it was the best. It had character - and needed frequent mechanical attention.It got stolen right from under my fucking nose - and all i can do is miss it and move on - those ar...
Posted by Ben Kronberg on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:02:00 PST

a new photo story of me and comedy

check this pussy shit out.it is a photo-story of me and comedy - it is cooler than funny.the photographer is really great and stuff - check out her website too.shauna intelisano photography the link ...
Posted by Ben Kronberg on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:53:00 PST

A story about my success

Here is a blog on westword.com that was written about a show i did.My response follows.Will the Real Ben Kronberg Please Stand Up?Fri Dec 28, 2007 at 11:54:46 s.The first time I saw comedian Ben Kronb...
Posted by Ben Kronberg on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:18:00 PST

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Dear Blog Stalkers,I am slated to be on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - google it if you want.However, there is a writer's strike going on and the first shows that are affected or...
Posted by Ben Kronberg on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:43:00 PST

pete and mamma - the director's cut

So the other night after the Squire Lounge open mic (comedy style) i went to go eat with two girls - lets call them Erin and Stephanie. we decide to go to Pete's Kitchen which is close by - oh yeah,...
Posted by Ben Kronberg on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:30:00 PST

I just ate too much Burger King

I just ate too much burger king. I should have gone to bed, but i didn't. I fucking drove through Burger King and got a double whopper meal with a water. i Know better, and i always tell myself, "m...
Posted by Ben Kronberg on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:02:00 PST

cancer/aids

i was wondering who has more karmic clout - people with cancer, or people with aids? my gut tells me cancer cuz it doesn't directly come about from "moral excursions" like aids does - with cancer you ...
Posted by Ben Kronberg on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:58:00 PST