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Todd

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About Me

I'm a carbon based lifeform who likes sleeping in and not getting hit in the face

My Interests

Film, tv, food, nekkid twister, good fuel economy, oral fixations, red rover, and wearing shoes sans laces.

I'd like to meet:

Non-flaky people. So, I guess that leaves me and...?

Music:

The kind you can hear.

Movies:

Anything not produced by Jerry Bruckheimer.

Television:

ComedyCentral, ESPN, Food Network, and movie channels. What else is there?

Books:

I never learned to read!

Heroes:

You, and maybe Gandhi.

My Blog

The coolest thing at the Playboy Mansion

Yesterday I worked at the Playboy Mansion, as the tv show I am currently working on decided to shoot there. I met Kendra, interrupted a private French lesson one of the other "girls next door" was hav...
Posted by Todd on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 06:15:00 PST

Ive had THIS song stuck in my head for 20 years

I'm not usually one to dote on nostalgia from my childhood. Sure, "Transformers" was awesome, when I was 6, but that doesn't mean we need them to come back(I hate Michael Bay). But, this dam...
Posted by Todd on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:13:00 PST

Todds 2007 Movie Awards

2007 turned out to be densely packed with quality films. I should know, I saw almost all of them(the quality ones, I mean). Unless you are a paid film critic, I saw more movies than you did this ...
Posted by Todd on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:56:00 PST

Thank you Ghost Dog

Back in 1999, Jim Jarmusch made a great indy film called "Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai" starring the always amazing Forest Whitaker. Within the movie were quotes narrated by Whitaker from the boo...
Posted by Todd on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:44:00 PST

Why you should never google yourself...

http://www.sexualoffenderslist.org/wisconsin/offenders/todd. .kruger.sex.offender   Enjoy!...
Posted by Todd on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:44:00 PST

Sudafed PM vs. Akeelah and the Bee

Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between Sudafed PM(Nighttime Cold) and the movie "Akeelah and the Bee"? Hopefully, you haven't, cuz that would be really fuckin' weird. In fact, if...
Posted by Todd on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 04:47:00 PST

Todds Waking Life

It's been over a year since I wrote a blog, so I thought I'd break the drought by writing about something unimportant. You know, like most people that blog. So, last night my rem sleep was interrupted...
Posted by Todd on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:44:00 PST

Complete Colorado Trip Blog

I was in Colorado from July 2-13, 2006. Here is my journal: Entry 1: I prepared for my trip, by spending the night before leaving, finishing my script and printing it out, not to mention doing my laun...
Posted by Todd on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 04:48:00 PST

You want to see my screenplay?

I'm a Hollywood cliche.  
Posted by Todd on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 03:56:00 PST

Profile music

I have a new reflex built into my muscle memory: pressing "stop" on whatever song is playing when I visit someone's profile. It's oppressive to be forced to listen to streaming music of someone else's...
Posted by Todd on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:00:00 PST