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About Me

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Tony Sam is a Comedian, Writer, and Terrific Lover.

I will change your conventional thought of what handsomeness should be.

My real updated schedule is on my website, I don't want to post it twice, so go there y'all!

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My Interests

Scuba Diving, Mountain Biking, Harmonica playing, Writing, Photography

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who cares.

You should go to WWW.TONYSAM.COM

, that's my website...I'm just saying it would be nice that's all.

Music:

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Andrew Bird, The Cars, Built to Spill, David Bowie, Smashing Pumpkins, Elliot Smith, A.C. Newman, LambChop, The Eels

Movies:

Willy Wonka and the Chocalate Factory(The Original One Punk!), Shawshank Redemption, Batman, Planet of the Apes, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Royal Tennenbaums, Life Aquatic, Rushmore, Sky Captain and the World of Tommorow

Television:

Freaks and Geeks, X-files(reruns), Reno911, Strangers with Candy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

Catch-22, A Confederacy of Dunces, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Franny and Zooey, The Wasteland, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Running with Scissors, The Corrections, The Kite Runner, Anything by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Heroes:

My Grandfather, Anyone who fights for what they believe in, and lives life the best they can.

My Blog

Just so you know.

I took down some videos recently. The kind with my stand-up type jokes. I thought maybe it was better that way, so I would just have fun stuff up on the videos and things. Maybe people would then lo...
Posted by Tony Sam on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 09:17:00 PST

Keifer Sutherland and others.

I was eating a hot dog at this shithole on Sunset Blvd. and guess who pops in?That's right: Keifer Sutherland.Jealous much a-holes?He has a big head and a small body. He also smokes like a chimney. He...
Posted by Tony Sam on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:55:00 PST

Death of a Hero.

This morning at 8:30 a.m. PST, Tornado, star of the soon to be released, "Tornado The Goldfish Sheriff" was found dead in his bowl in the Little Armenia neighborhood of Los Angeles, California.There w...
Posted by Tony Sam on Thu, 01 May 2008 05:03:00 PST

Apparently I’m Gay.

It took me 31 years to find out. How did i find out? I work at a bakery and the hispanic gentlemen working in the back seem to think I'm gay. They tell me I'm gay everyday at least 35 times a day.They...
Posted by Tony Sam on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:22:00 PST

Worst Tip Ever.

Someone liked my service so much they left me this. The best part is the artists autograph, which they dated.I hope someone finds it years from now and it's worth something. THen we'll see who's the b...
Posted by Tony Sam on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:40:00 PST

Thief.

I am stupid.I needed to print something off of my computer. I knew the ink cartridges were empty, so I went to go change the cartridge in my printer and when I opened the printer saw that they were mi...
Posted by Tony Sam on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:28:00 PST

I weighed myself yesterday.

I weigh 200 lbs.I am not the chiseled muscle bound porcupine i used to be. I have to be careful, especially as a comedian. Because, if I put on too much weight, I’ll start having to tell jokes a...
Posted by Tony Sam on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:54:00 PST

Pinkberry

I did an experiment to find out how hip and trendific, going to a Pinkberry yogurt will make you.I went and bought two gallons of green tea flavored yogurt.nI brought it home and replaced the water in...
Posted by Tony Sam on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:26:00 PST

Fancy New Watches.

I got two fancy new watches. A nice old man came into my bakery and gave me two sharp time pieces.He said , " Here, take these two beautiful watches, but beware! One of them will grant you eternal lif...
Posted by Tony Sam on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 06:54:00 PST

The Greatest Bee Story Ever Told

I am terrified of bees. I think it has to do with this story my grandfather used to tell me. He grew up on a farm with his father. He would be my Great Grand-father. It's really not that important.One...
Posted by Tony Sam on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:20:00 PST