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Johnny P

I'm very active in the community ! of mY NOSE...;.;,;,;,; N-WORD

About Me

Just My Nipples is johnnypemberton --- this is a website now!

full of the juice
that carries the spaceship
as far as it wants to go

My Interests


growing
some
plants

snacks.
phones.

arachnids

I'd like to meet:

and

Music:

_ ;9

Movies:

Who Is Harry Nilsson
.. ..} and nobody who what? cares ok BUY RECORDS

Television:

:)

my cooper
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...

yes

Books:

BigDeadPlace

Heroes:


see him in action

My Blog

notebooking -or- false beer positive

I'm in Washington DC. took a nice long hike this balmy afternoon to capitol steps which you can't climb, or even touch. walked back in the mega heat which I later discovered to be a heat index of 9 ...
Posted by Johnny P on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:17:00 PST

I love this song -or- its going to get werse first

bars are still open but I'm at homeour apartment has a fly infestation. before you judge let me tell you they are not the little drosophila fruit flies that arrive when you stop doing dishes and they...
Posted by Johnny P on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:17:00 PST

lebron james -or- listening to weezer again are we?

no reason to write "lebron james". just wanted to give the poor guy some more attention.things that make me wish that LA would be the victim of the largest terror attack to date:1. traffic/driving*e...
Posted by Johnny P on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:30:00 PST

sandwich made -or- I’m not going to get a cold

just got home from publix. feel like hell. keep going "pheewww" like I have no breath. Q: do I need a nap? A: no just had onea micro 16 minute disco nap complete with Bruce Haack in the backgro...
Posted by Johnny P on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:35:00 PST

Bleaug is a Bleaug -or- Stroke Frown

Do you make people feel embarrassed about who they voted for?are you worried that 35 volunteer hours a week isn't enough for your candidate?Do you wonder what happened to Cesar Chavez?are you confused...
Posted by Johnny P on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:06:00 PST

cool change" -OR- flush love

and i love it......
Posted by Johnny P on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:37:00 PST

we proudly serve starbucks coffee-OR - coffee serves starbucks with shame

Pay no mind, pay no mind, pay no mind.... keep trying it but my stomach keeps jumping.I definitely know no less than 3 people who have been hit by cars and used it to pay for college or other big stuf...
Posted by Johnny P on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:33:00 PST

are you gay? -or- am i gay

Hey!you!yea you, looking pretty good right there. So not to assume anything, but let's say maybe you were wondering if you were gay, like not sure if you're gay or straight, no big deal, there's a qu...
Posted by Johnny P on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:58:00 PST

little jim and the butt nutts -0R- scary bear hair snare

if you're looking for nuts, follow a squirrel.if you're nuts and lookin, you may think you're a squirrel.....................? (makes no sense)Hey wanna be in my band? let's call ourselves a differen...
Posted by Johnny P on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:15:00 PST

how many can you eat? -or- whole lotta bananannana

so? how many can you eat?here's the kwqestiochun: how many hole latta banananana can you eat?ANSWER: 21 today, the other many (like 5) days later.CHGTM:is it still good?JP:yes. I'm very surprised...
Posted by Johnny P on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 03:59:00 PST