Jon Glover

Let me see, let me see...there are a lot of things one might want to know about me...I've been on a blind date with a deaf dude...and he had giant ears. My first speech in front of a group of people was on crushed pineapple. I've hugged Siouxsie. Richard Simmons once told me he was going to blow hot air into my mouth. I love Christmas music. I've made out with a chick whilst listening to Enya. Milla Jovavich has offered me pot. I once hit a girl riding her bike with my car. Her family paid for my new windshield. There are two scars on my face in the exact same spot.