I sneeze several times a day and my right arm is shorter, but stronger, than my left.
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Taxidermy, stand up comedy, skateboarding, snowboarding, Austin, drawing pictures, drawing pictures with a pen and coloring them on the computer, drawing them with a pencil, painting, music, acting, sneezing, & being in Montana.
All I want to do is make David Letterman laugh at some point.
A.C. Newman, Al Green, Archers Of Loaf, Arcade Fire, ALL, Badly Drawn Boy, Bad Brains, Band of Horses, Beck, Bloc Party, Broken Social Scene, Built to Spill, Mr. Bungle, Brand Nubian, Brian Wilson, Cat Power, Cat Stevens, The Clash, Elvis Costello, The Cure, Curtis Mayfield, David Bowie, David Allan Coe, De La Soul, Das EFX, DelTheFunkyHomosapien, Descendents, Desert Sessions, DJ Shadow, The Dwarves, Dinosaur Jr., Doves, D.R.I, Elbow, E.L.O., Faith No More, Fantomas, Flaming Lips, Fishbone, Fleet Foxes, Foo Fighters, Frank Black, Fugazi, Fu Manchu, Getz/Gilberto, The Go! Team, Godheadsilo, Grandaddy, Grizzly Bear, Hightower, Hieroglyphics, Hot Hot Heat, Hot Snakes, Interpol, Jon Brion, Kings of Leon, Halo Benders, Hank Williams, Kenny Loggins, Jeff Lynne, Journey, The Kinks, Modest Mouse, Mark Mothersbah, Merle Haggard, Misfits, Man Or Astroman?, My Morning Jacket, Neko Case, Neutral Milk Hotel, New Pornographers, NOFX, Oasis, Of Montreal, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Operation Ivy, Otis Redding, Paris, Pavement, Pharcyde, Pixies, PJ Harvey, Queens of the Stoneage, Radiohead, Raconteurs, Rocket From The Crypt, The Roots, Rolling Stones, The Smiths, Sublime, Supergrass, Supersuckers, Superchunk, Supertramp, The Specials, Spoon, The Shins, Sicko, Slayer, Stevie Wonder, Suicidal Tendencies, The Sundays, Tapes 'n Tapes, Television, The Thrills, They Might Be Giants, Van Halen (Roth), The Ventures, Volumen, Warlock Pinchers, Ween, Wham!, Wilco, Wolf Parade, Zero 7, 3 Inches of Blood. Old timey country... Sadly, the list of music I hate is much longer and more current. Oh, and Bacon and Egg.
Ironman, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Into the Wild, 3:10 to Yuma, The Departed, Little Miss Sunshine, The Mosquito Coast, Grosse Point Blank, Waiting For Guffman, Fletch, Airplane, Sixteen Candles, Punch Drunk Love, Jacques Tati's 'Playtime', The Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys, Dead Alive, Army of Darkness, Amelie, Raising Arizona, The Heartbreak Kid, Big Wednesday, North Shore, Gleaming the Cube, Groundhog Day, Comedian, Hokus Pokus (H-Street skate video), Election, Tommy Boy, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Donny Darko, Rushmore, Wet Hot American Summer, Deliverance, Caddyshack, Vacation, Billy Madison, King of Comedy, Good Morning Vietnam, & Fight Club...and the best thing I've ever, ever seen is a promotional DVD for knifes and swords called "Cold Steel: More Proof"
1994, 17 inch Phillips/Magnavox mounted into a gutted 1984 "Kangaroo" arcade machine with joystick On/Off capabilities and antennae receivability.
'American Scream' the Bill Hicks Story, David Sedaris' "Barrel Fever", "Invisible Man", "The Outsiders", 'I Know This Much is True', Jack Hamm's "How to Draw Animals", & The Hat.
John Cardiel, Evel Knievel, David Lee Roth, Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedberg, Louis CK, Hal Holbrook, Robert Duvall, Gary Oldman, Jim Fairbanks, Lisa Fairbanks, Terje Haakonsen, Daewon Song, Tony Hawk, Vincent Van Gogh, Jason Lee, Jerry Seinfeld, Bob Newhart, Richard Pryor, Bill Murray, Fletch (but not Chevy Chase, not anymore), Frank Black, Muhammad Ali, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, and Josh Harris.