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Brendon Fucking Walsh

The perfect companion for oral sex. Allows you complete freedom to fulfill your every desire.

About Me

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sizeThe shirts are printed on super comfy Hanes Heavyweight 50/50 tees. These aren't the thick "Beefy Tees" which I hate. These shirts are lightweight, durable and comfortable. I'm very picky when it comes to t-shirts and I like these shirts very much.

My Interests

Chicks with dicks, dudes with tits.

I'd like to meet:

Fudgie the Whale

Music:

Heavy Metal albums played backwards

Movies:

Talkies and drive-ins.

Television:

More like "Smellevision"

Books:

Wolfgang Puck, Emeril, Bobby Flay...what? Oh, I thought you said cooks. Books. I don't know..."Born on the Catcher of the Rye"? Or something? Who cares, books are for big, fat losers.

Heroes:

Faggots

My Blog

Ill tell you one thing...

I forgot what I was gonna say. Well, since I don't have anything to say, here is a list of some things and sayings: a) Boring-shnikov (saying) b) That's the way things go, buddy (saying) c) Dildometer...
Posted by Brendon Fucking Walsh on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:28:00 PST

If I started murdering people...

..there'd be none of you left. Charlie Manson's accent sounds a lot like Georgie Bush's. Prove me wrong. Either you're with us (me and Chuck) or against us. I'm gonna go blow some shit up now. And by ...
Posted by Brendon Fucking Walsh on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:09:00 PST

I am Legend...

and I am corny as shit! For whatever reason you might think this movie might be worth seeing- you're wrong. I don't know why I saw it (pot), it has Will Smith in it for crying out loud! Nothing about ...
Posted by Brendon Fucking Walsh on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:05:00 PST

Hollywood gossip and some trivia

Did you guys know that Britney Spears has a sister? Well, she does and get this...she's pregnant! Thank God there will be another chick who's famous for nothing doing stuff and getting her picture tak...
Posted by Brendon Fucking Walsh on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:53:00 PST

Dick Handy, reviewer...

I haven't posted a blog in a while, but that doesn't mean I haven't been wasting my time typing on a computer in other places. Lately, I've been checking in with Yelp.com. It's a website where people ...
Posted by Brendon Fucking Walsh on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:00:00 PST

Wait a minute...

I don't think I know this person. I get lots of e-mails from my scores of friends every day, but lately there have been some questionable e-mails finding their way to my inbox, cleverly disguised as r...
Posted by Brendon Fucking Walsh on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:01:00 PST

unexpected errors

I can't view my blog, so sorry if that last one posted a million times. I don't expect any more errors. I will delete multiple posts once I am able to. Whoa! another error. I totally didn't see that c...
Posted by Brendon Fucking Walsh on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:02:00 PST

Irish need not apply

Is anybody hiring? I could use a job that pays well and requires no skills with flexible hours. How about dog petter? I can stop by your house and pet your dog, but only if it's a cool dog. Price nego...
Posted by Brendon Fucking Walsh on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:25:00 PST

I like blogging,

and smoking cigarettes. Which will kill me first? ~Bloggleberry Finn p.s. Losing your mind isn't all it's cracked up to be. p.p.s. "Hot Fuzz" is an awesome movie (in my top 5-ish ever) and "Knock...
Posted by Brendon Fucking Walsh on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:04:00 PST

What's up, dudes? Let's just bro it up...

Washington - A captive shark gave birth to a pup without the benefit of sperm, the first time such a case has been documented in a shark, US and British researchers said on Wednesday.Scientists had su...
Posted by Brendon Fucking Walsh on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:52:00 PST