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Bryan Gutmann

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I was on TV...once...a year ago.

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Marriage

The idea of marriage is a scary thing, at the very least statistically. Its at least half that end in divorce. And thats once you finally get passed all the bad relationships before getting to the...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 22:29:00 GMT

Why the Wolverine movie is the worst

The special effects used are typically reserved for made-for-tv movies. Seriously. Maybe they were trying to reach out to fans of the Sci-Fi Channel original movies. There are better special effects...
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 11:50:00 GMT

Velveeta Room Shows (this weekend)

Velveeta Room presentsCo-headliners Doug Mellard / Bryan GuttmanFri & Sat April 24 & 259 & 11 pmAll shows are 10 bucks!!!Two of the funniest people in Austin team up to bring you a fantastic two for o...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:26:00 GMT

Spoiler

In the new Star Trek movie it is revealed that the Starship Enterprise is really just a phone. Thats how advanced phones are in the future
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:01:00 GMT

Girl Scouts

I hate that I have to talk to Girl Scouts the same way I talk to homeless people.Sorry, I dont have any cash& Then just keep walking. However, I will say that it is fun to tell Girl Scouts to get a...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 17:38:00 GMT

"Current" Events

I dont really do topical stuff, so here are a few recent thoughts just to get them out of my system: I finally listened to the Christian Bale recording. I actually wasnt even aware I was listening ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 17:36:00 GMT

Perspective

Last night I was watching the show "House", which I enjoy. For those of you who have never watched it, every episode finds Dr. House and his staff confronted with a patient who has a very unique and m...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 09:25:00 GMT

X-Mas

I hate when people complain about the "X" in X-Mas. They think it's taking away from the "Christ" in Christmas. People who complain about the "X" also like to complain about "Happy Holidays" and polit...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 08:28:00 GMT

Christmas

I have always had a dog in my family, which means there's always been a dog in the room on Christmas. I bet Christmas is a really exciting day for dogs because it is the one day of the year when it's ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:51:00 GMT

Check

It never hurts to check. Unless you're checking for bees.
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:38:00 GMT