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john evans

I am here for Networking

About Me

I am a stand-up comedian living in Los Angeles. I used to live in Oklahoma, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Ohio, New Jersey and a few other places. I love sno-cones,slushes, icee's, popcicles and fla-vor-ice (you can have otter pops).I have an amazing 12 year old son Nathan. I also have 8 tropical fish named Paris, Jake and The fat man, Mary-Kate and Ashley, Red and Rum, weezy.( Sadly my crab Francios has passed.) Other than that, my personal life is shrouded in mystery.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dick Allen, Hunter S. Thompson, Jim Henson, Lenny Bruce, Col. Sanders, Steve Martin, Robert Crumb, Frank Lloyd Wright, Adam West, Jim Morrison, Rod Carew, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, The Beastie Boys, Every member of the 1979 Pittsburgh Pirates, Charles Darwin, Elvis Presley, Andy Kaufman, Bill Hicks, John Belushi, Jerry Rice, Edgar Allen Poe, Charles Bukowski, Hugh Hefner, Jak Nicholson, Joe Montana, Robert Deniro, Martin Scorcesee, Joe Montana, Jack Kerouac, Tim Burton, Steve Cropper, Angus Young, Sam Kenison, Jim Varney and Solil Moon Frye.

My Blog

BLINK 182!!!!

I'M SO PSYCHED!My Friend, Kjell Bjorgen scored tix to see Blink 182 this weekend!!!We're gonna drink so many Zimas!We'll probably make out too!!!I CAN'T WAIT!!!!
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:10:00 GMT

Dancing with Mick Mars

I kow you are all," why didn't I think of that.". I'm kind of pitching it around so DO NOT STEAL THIS IDEA. Its a TV show where celebreties all dance with Mick Mars, Lead guitarist of motley crue...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:58:00 GMT

Hey everybody.......A Free Television !!!!!!

I went outside to smoke a cigarette the other day (don't worry John Evans fans, I can quit whenever I want), and I noticed what appeared to be a large Television by the dumpster. I looked around ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:39:00 GMT

KLBJ Dudley & Bob Comedy Cruise Sep. 23-30

Hey Everyone, Welcome to my first blog. I haven't written anything yet, partially because I haven't had anything to write about. Sure I could have written a mediocre story about how I will never ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 21:33:00 GMT