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About Me

my name is john anderson and some people call me chuck. dont call me barry or harvey, i hate those names, just so you know. all my life i wanted to be a supermodel, and i am pursuing my dream to this day.a life of high fashion can be a draining one to say the least, but hey, its my love. when im not on the runway, i do sculptures for blind people. but i don't let them touch my art. they have dirty hands.(what??? its not like they can read that, or find the bathroom soap). i'm from a large family, i'm 5th of seven children and my parents have been married their entire lives, since birth. they are foreign, so its better if you dont ask. occasionally i like to eat a lot of taco bell and take a yoga class and see who i can make leave first. all in all my life is pretty boring, except for my wonderful, beautiful, exceptionally hot wife. she is the shit yo. don't message me if i dont know you, but if we met once or twice, still dont message me. only people i really know or i have borrowed money from can be my friend. and bruno, ill get you your money next week i swear. MySpace Layouts MySpace Layouts

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

your mom. (that never gets old)

My Blog

Some stand up stuff

I won the "Funniest Person in Nashville" open mic. My reward was 10 minutes the next week and a Fresca. This was on St Paddys day, and no one was happy to be hearing jokes instead of drinking themselv...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 12:06:00 GMT

A smelly Tuesday

Went with the wife to watch the Inauguration at a movie theater in town. I don't know why. Something in me, I guess, wanted to be around other people for a little piece of history. I'm really glad I d...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:26:00 GMT

I need rehab.

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Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:49:00 GMT

Say no to drugs. But only if they ask you if you want to stop.

Cop Eats Pot Brownies, Freaks Out, and calls 911Stumbled upon this. How can you not just laugh. Meanwhile, a college student is serving 4 months in county for his second pot arrest because h...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:24:00 GMT

BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS (or lazy Christianity)

With all the recent events regarding the homosexuals in the politics, I thought I would put together something for people who are unsure of what the moral implications of other peoples homosexuality t...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 04:23:00 GMT

Fear.

I work with a gentleman in his mid 60s. True Southern Republican. Devout Born-Again Christian. Conservative in his politics. Not educated beyond high school, but worked hard his entire life. I wanted ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 05:01:00 GMT

Yeah for the Patriot Act!!!! (Or, the first time I’ve ever agreed with the ACLU.)

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Congress is looking into allegations that National Security Agency linguists have been eavesdropping on Americans abroad. Government linguists say the U.S. eavesdropped on A...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:32:00 GMT

On China and the Bailout...

These past Olympics drew my attention to China in a way matched in my life only by 6th grade social studies. Never really thought about China until 8/8/08 at 8:08 and 8 seconds.Then I couldn't stop th...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:46:00 GMT

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Its just Karl Rove.(Or, I have a bracelet.)

I'm excited about the election.Not 100% sure where my vote is going. Like a sorority girl after too much Jager, my vote could go either way. Whoever gets my vote is going to have to let me know about ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:30:00 GMT

Dont Tread on me.

I'm not planning to vote.Why?Because I'm more American than you are.I've been thinking about voting, and it's fundamentally un-American.More Americans don't vote than do, so by definition, a real Amer...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:41:00 GMT