demo(nic) |
some of you may be reading this going, "where do i know this guy from?"
well, if you're an old high school buddy or a blood relative, just pretend you were never here. i was playing with a bot that cl...
Posted by robb on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:00:00 PST |
a redneck invades the North |
at first glance it had all the makings of a disaster.
inviting a biker who smells like Valvoline and wet dog into your high end, glass elevator and chamber-music-in-the-men's room resort hotel&nb...
Posted by robb on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:53:00 PST |
what we're dealing with here |
just to remind everyone, i moved to the last remaining spec of the planet where the Net has yet to invade.
(altho last night there were rumblings over the horizon, and the vultures can be seen circlin...
Posted by robb on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:48:00 PST |
"you're not gonna believe this!" or "appendicitus candy"* |
i'll apologize...those subject/headlines were obvious and crass attempts at attracting attention---"hooking" you, as we say in the flesh biz, and i am truly sorry for stooping so low.
although if you ...
Posted by robb on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:19:00 PST |
god, again, fucks with me |
it's amazingly coincidental---to me, anyway (a heavy neurotic whose pharmaceutical experiments have caused him to see patterns and causal relationships in far too many things)---that moving AWAY ...
Posted by robb on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:52:00 PST |
g'bye em em vee eye |
I'm glad it's all over.
Combining the holidays with moving is what we deep-thinker wordy types call "stupid", and I've managed to do it just about every year since the mid-nineties. Setting up ...
Posted by robb on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:50:00 PST |
male pattern dumbness |
"you're looking thin" isn't a compliment when you've got a tumor. nor when someones looking at your hair.
someone e'd me about the pink naked patch in my picture, likening my bald spot to a ...
Posted by robb on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:50:00 PST |
Open Letter |
Dr. H. Allen Greer
Director of Research
Applied Herpetology, Inc.
5717 South Tyler St.
Tacoma, WA 98409
Dear Dr. Greer,
Hey, how's it going?
You might ask the same of me, to which I would...
Posted by robb on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 01:26:00 PST |
glow in the dark lean meat for lo-carb diets&the fur smells like cookies |
One of the dirty fuckers bit me towards the end, and I heavily considered giving up on the whole damn thing.
Raise Wombats for Fun and Profit! read the ad in the back of In The Wind magazine&...
Posted by robb on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:48:00 PST |
the dullest flame gets snuffed |
The Washington Post
Monday, 1/16/06
Metro Section
Fairfax- Fairfax County Police investigators were called Sunday evening to the home of a local man found dead in pecu...
Posted by robb on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 06:34:00 PST |
