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About Me

Just buy the fucking t-shirt, would ya?
Everything I need to know in life I learned from Doug Stanhope.

My Interests

Rapensodomy. 'Sbout it, really. And jelly shoes - can't leave those out. Rapensodomy and jelly shoes. My interests are very varied.

I'd like to meet:

I so hate when people post quiz results.

You scored as Anarchism.

Anarchism

100%

Socialist

92%

Communism

83%

Democrat

83%

Green

75%

Fascism

Nazi

Republican

0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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I scored higher in "fascism" than I did "republican"? Doesn't surprise me.

You scored as Existentialist. Existentialism emphasizes human capability. There is no greater power interfering with life and thus it is up to us to make things happen. Sometimes considered a negative and depressing world view, your optimism towards human accomplishment is immense. Mankind is condemned to be free and must accept the responsibility.

Existentialist

94%

Postmodernist

81%

Idealist

81%

Romanticist

81%

Modernist

81%

Materialist

69%

Cultural Creative

50%

Fundamentalist

13%
What is Your World View?
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Music:

I love music more than Jesus loves you.
Revel in a random playlist, motherfuckers - ABC ORDER!

Aerial Love Feed Ambulance Ltd. Ani Difranco Audioslave Beck Billie Holliday Bob Dylan Chris Cornell Citizen Kaned Damien Rice Dave Matthews Driver of the Year Elliott Smith Etta James Fiona Apple Foo Fighters Grateful Dead Interpol Jimi Hendrix John Coltrane Kings of Leon Led Zeppelin Linkin Park Melvins Modest Mouse Mr. Bungle Nada Surf Nine Inch Nails Nirvana OK Go Piebald Pink Floyd Pixies Postal Service Rachel Yamagata Radiohead Royksopp Secret Machines Sisters of Mercy Sky Cries Mary Sneaker Pimps Snow Patrol Soul Coughing Stevie Ray Vaughan Tenacious D The Decemberists The Juliana Theory The Strokes Von Bondies White Stripes Wilco
Filed under, "Yeah, I'd hit that..."
(edited note, bitches)
Some people don't understand what I mean by the above statement, so I shall explain: I am merely expressing my reverence for these artists. It's nothing so base or simple as "I'd like to have sex with the following people". If that was all I was getting at here you would see some very different faces...it's about admiration and respect and the desire to be as close to brilliance, to take it inside of me, and partially consume, in the only way our cumbersome flesh suits will allow, the beauty that these people have created.
But that doesn't translate quite as well as the phrase, "Filed under, 'yeah, I'd hit that...'".
It's about art. Not sex. (necessarily)
Dig?
Dug.

Movies:

Television:

Just shoot the thing and please don't think I'm joking. Unless we're talking Adult Swim or stand-up - then put the gun down and slowly back away from the box. If they ever start to rerun The State or Upright Citizens Brigade - which they never ever will - I will worship at the alter that is television once more. *edited note, bitches* Okay, apparently CC is actually rerunning UCB - thanks to everyone who made me feel stupid for not knowing this. Thank you straight to hell. Still, The State rocks balls and needs to be rerun and released.

Books:

Heroes:

Anyone who tells the truth, especially when it's ugly and frightening and perverted and heavy and weird and gross and illegal and wrong, is my hero.
People who have an unique understanding of music. Sleazy A&R guys. Genius motherfucking producers. People who "get" it.
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My Blog

you can't be disenchanted if you were never enchanted in the first place

Yes, I'm in one of those moods - but don't worry, I'll not subject you to it.This time.Overheard at the gas station:woman: I know what the packs say, but when I was smoking? All of those b...
Posted by dietpopstar on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:30:00 PST

someone's gonna get my boot up their ass cuz...i dunno...cuz it's the american way or something

I don't know if any of my readers will be able to relate to this at all, and maybe it's going to have a polarizing effect but I'm pissed off (big fucking surprise!) and decided to vent about this, rea...
Posted by dietpopstar on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:49:00 PST

be my baseball boyfriend? updated with infield fly rule

First home win of the season, Cubs, and what a glorious victory it was!I love you, I really do.(The Cubs, not you.)Or do I?I need a good baseball boyfriend to talk with me during the games. It b...
Posted by dietpopstar on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:45:00 PST

The Porn Report Vol 2 - and unsolicited advice (which is the only kind i know how to dispense)

Just to let you know...if the R. Kelly porn tape is anything to go by, your teen probably is having sex, but they're not doing it very well.AND FOR THE RECORD! No, I do not (currently) possess u...
Posted by dietpopstar on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:57:00 PST

you can take the girl out of Dildo, but you can't take the dildo out of the girl - world tour!

You may have noticed that I've moved from Dildo, Newfoundland - all of those Canadians were driving me nuts. Borrow a cup of maple syrup - really, Canadians? Every day? None of you h...
Posted by dietpopstar on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:07:00 PST

i hate to do this but i'm emotionally fragile and it seems to make sense to me

I was working as security in some respect at a casino/restaurant owned by a notoriously distrustful black guy. The guy had this whole crew, an entourage of family members, old 'hood friends, han...
Posted by dietpopstar on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:32:00 PST

no damn cat, no damn cradle

I woke up in a really great mood, with a good idea for a blog already brewing (as opposed to other days when I don't know what the hell I'm going to blog about until it's half-way written) and I check...
Posted by dietpopstar on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:22:00 PST

not everyone likes me, either, but i ain't whining about it

I went to the gas station today - this really happened, unlike what I said yesterday, which didn't happen, but this did happen, today, on my way to the gas station. I see a guy at the bus stop and.....
Posted by dietpopstar on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST

okay, so i've got this german porn, right?

soldier: So my buddy is going to load up his external hard drive with music for me and then I'm going to send it to you and you'll load it up with all of your porn and then send it back to him, ...
Posted by dietpopstar on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:06:00 PST

my baby needs vodka! - AND - the most fascinatingly revolting thing i've seen in a while

You're getting a twofer today, you lucky dogs! Actually, I guess it's a threefer because I already posted the onefer and this blog is kind of like what should be two separate blogs...or maybe no blogs...
Posted by dietpopstar on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:59:00 PST