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THE DEFINITIVE MICHAEL

Life's a bitch, so I became one!

About Me

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IN ALL HONESTY: Just a simple man with a simple plan to take over the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FcBnaLjxY4

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My Interests

None that you would like besides this blogging thing. Oh and adopting digital animals.

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race Lyrics

Let me guess...you want your own fucking panda now, dont you?!

I'd like to meet:

You, you, you, you...and you! The cast outs, the rejected, the beautifully ugly, and the hideous beauties. From normal to unordinary, from extraordinary to lame. I don't care!Hot gay guys a plus, because they are usually materialistic and/or stupid, which makes them easier to make fun of!

Music:

A shit load!

Dial up my number now Weaving it through the wireSwitch me on Turn me up Don't want it Baudelaire Just glitter lust Switch me on Turn me up I want to touch you You're just made for loveI need la la la la la la I need ooh la la la la I need la la la la la la I need ooh la la la la...Cause up and round me Teasing your poetry Switch me on Turn me up Oh child of Venus You're just made for loveLyrics I need la la la la la la I need ooh la la la la I need la la la la la la I need ooh la la la la...You know I walk for days I wanna waste some time You wanna be so mean You know I love to watchI wanna love some more It'll never be the same A broken heel like a heart I'll never walk againYeah!I need la la la la la la I need ooh la la la la I need la la la la la la I need ooh la la la la...

my frazy music , movies and books !

Movies:

Porn and porn and...porn...
my frazy music , movies and books !

Television:

Adult Swim and Comedy Central are all I will ever watch! Television is for fools!

Books:

A lot!

Heroes:

Besides Diet Pop Star? I dunno...Jesus?

My Blog

MY LAST BLOG (THE DEATH OF THE DEFINITIVE MICHAEL)

I don't know which is better; to live well or to die well. Maybe we live well so we can die well, or maybe we die well because living sucked, or whatever. You do the math, betch!I went to this alcohol...
Posted by THE DEFINITIVE MICHAEL on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:58:00 PST

IM SO SEXY! TOO SEXY FOR MYSELF, EVEN!

Since I cant sleep on this lovely night of thursday nights, Ive decided to display some recent pics of yours truly to tickle those wiggly pickles of yorn. So dont ever believe any of my blogs are all ...
Posted by THE DEFINITIVE MICHAEL on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

OK SO THIS IS GONNA BE POETIC AND YOURE GONNA READ IT BECAUSE...

....you have nothing to do but read my blog and its just like that, ok?So anyways, I go out last night and the first place I hit is fustion because its my place and everyone is there....well so I thou...
Posted by THE DEFINITIVE MICHAEL on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:43:00 PST

IT'S JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE....

Did any of you guys see the NIN video, Star*uckers Inc?Well how it starts is with Trent reznor in the back of a limo with some mysterious blonde lady in a black dress and fishnets. Anyways at the end ...
Posted by THE DEFINITIVE MICHAEL on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:28:00 PST

SAY IT ISN'T SO

Im suppose to go on a date tonight, but I think he's flaked out on me....again. Yeah, this is the second time and Im sick of it. Poof! Next! Gay men here suck. They are fucking flakes. FA-LAKES! I a...
Posted by THE DEFINITIVE MICHAEL on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:25:00 PST

AND IM OFF TO DENVER

I was gonna wait until thursday, but Matt the dirty Irishman suggested that I come up a day earlier so Becca wouldn't have to drive here to pick me up. (Becca is who Ill be living with if you dont alr...
Posted by THE DEFINITIVE MICHAEL on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

SOME ART TERMS I THINK YALL SHOULD KNOW.

Gay Art terms that is. Yes these are totally fucking queer terms you, my readers, should have burned into your thick little heads every minute of the day:monet - A gay who looks good from a distance b...
Posted by THE DEFINITIVE MICHAEL on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:12:00 PST

THE LOVELAND DIARIES: HOOKING UP....NOT!

Ok so when I gets bored this is what I do:m4maction43 - guy from Denver who has no idea he's on candid camera.mikeia78 - the bait!So whats happening here is this guy wants to hook up, but lets se...
Posted by THE DEFINITIVE MICHAEL on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST

SO...LIKE.....IM A FAG AND YOU'RE NOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA...HA...HA

Ok here it goes........So ...like....Im afraid to come out at work because of a number of reason, but the biggest is because I don't want these people that Im working with to freak out and act all dif...
Posted by THE DEFINITIVE MICHAEL on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:55:00 PST

DON'T EVER FALL ASLEEP AROUND BREEDERS

So I wake up discovering that Im getting sick due to the extreme change in climate here, (happens every year) and I slowly make it to the bathroom and look in the mirror.......To find a penis dra...
Posted by THE DEFINITIVE MICHAEL on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST