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Zipporah the Pamphleteer

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm that one chick.
Remember?
From the thing for what's-his-name.
Yeah, that's totally me.

This page was designed with an ancient pagan ceremony and one really good flashback.

Look at my precious little fish:

Robb's the big mean biker brother i never had until i met Robb:

i have no clue why Dick Scary's link only shows up about a third of the time. maybe it's possessed. only click him when he's here:

And if that link's "hiding", or if you just want to kick back and have a drink with a nice guy, watch this ever-popular Drink with Dick video:

My Interests

The only thing my page was missing was some comedy. Here's a little Timmel for ya!
CURRENT MOON moon phases

I'd like to meet:

traveling medicine show salesmen. the kind with dusty-bottled elixirs of dubious origin and quality. i like to purchase that type of thing.

Music:

Frank Zappa, Joanna Newsom, Hosty Duo, Tool

Books:

i can't read or write. i communicate mainly through interpretive dance.

My Blog

California doesnt really exist

Most people i've met that claim to be from California always want to make sure you know how much better everything is in California.  Like, you meet some dude at a bar and he's all like "Hey, you...
Posted by Zipporah the Pamphleteer on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:46:00 PST

dead mommy suff

Spoiler alert:  long and sad.   There are some things I've got to talk about and I don't know how to do it.  It never seems like the appropriate time.  Maybe I don't really need to...
Posted by Zipporah the Pamphleteer on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 07:08:00 PST

Funeral for the N-word

Norm Wilkerson wrote about it.  He's a funny guy.
Posted by Zipporah the Pamphleteer on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:44:00 PST

D.U.A.A.F.A.C.Y.S. (the answer is...)

It actually means:   DO US ALL A FAVOR AND CALL YOUR SHOTS!!     This mysterious chain of letters appears on the east interior wall of Lori's Par-T Lounge, a bar I like to frequent.&n...
Posted by Zipporah the Pamphleteer on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:06:00 PST

R.E.S.P.E.C.T-find out what the heck it means

i admit it.  Sometimes i play with people.  Ocassionally, really unintelligent people stumble their way onto my friends list.  These morons post bulletins.  i know you have My...
Posted by Zipporah the Pamphleteer on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:56:00 PST

a reason to celebrate

I had to take off my shoes no matter how badly it horrified Fiby and Milad. I was tired of their lack of planning, tired of their buses, tired of their inability to make a decision. I was sick of runn...
Posted by Zipporah the Pamphleteer on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:21:00 PST

Summer Heat

i was reading a Chuck Palahniuk book a few months ago (not Fight Club, but one of the other evil twin plot lines, i forget it's name) and the narrator made a comment about how it was really hot, like ...
Posted by Zipporah the Pamphleteer on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:03:00 PST

Found: Handwritten note from Lincoln

If i'm the only that thinks this is cool, i guess my nerd-dom is secure: National Archives Uncovers Handwritten Note by Lincoln By Michael E. RuaneWashington Post Staff WriterThursday, June 7, 2007; 2...
Posted by Zipporah the Pamphleteer on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:15:00 PST

The Denver-Tulsa connection

I had forgotten what it felt like to have a friend that asked questions about me, stayed to hear the answer, actually gave a shit.  That phone call meant the world to me. You hadn't known my mom ...
Posted by Zipporah the Pamphleteer on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:46:00 PST

don't read this one

Here I am sharing a funny exchange with a Very Famous Person.  This will be educational and informative, as well as quite sexy. Eric Powell writes and illustrates a very funny comic book called T...
Posted by Zipporah the Pamphleteer on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:14:00 PST