I'm giving you options |
Make fun of me now, or later!Here's me on MySpace Karaoke Doing The Hit "Eve Of Destruction":
Psly - Did ya see the kid run behind me at the end?... Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:07:00 GMT |
Dicktation - The Trilogy Ends |
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Dick-Scary/2009/05/29...
All the shiza!!! Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 20:21:00 GMT |
Three Amigos |
The greatest cinematic film ever put to....film?3 Amigos bitches!!!Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
... Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 19:01:00 GMT |
Dicktation - With Timmel and Loving |
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Tons o' fun with Nathan and Robb. It really kicks in after 45 minutes. If you missed this live, then you can redeem yourself now. Listen to the latest show and laugh your ass of... Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 19:07:00 GMT |
Cats are amazing creatures |
Outside my door is a pile of cat shit. Admittedly, I have been lax in cleaning the litter box.Here's the thing though: the cat took a crap, went downstairs, grabbed a hand towel from the bathroom, car... Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 18:10:00 GMT |
Flu Drinking Game |
Just turn on your favorite news channel, and take:1 drink for the words, Pandemic, Pig, Gupta, and CDC2 drinks for the words, Panic, Facemasks, Mexico3 drinks for the word "H1N1"Chug if you hear the w... Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 10:25:00 GMT |
Escapism |
Too much time had passed, and Jonathan was worried.
"Come on....FUCK!!" he said to the darkness around him. The smell of
earth and mold filled his nostrils and the chill from the concrete wall was
... Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 09:06:00 GMT |
2009 - The Year Swine Flew |
I think that's how we are going to remember this swine flu "pandemic", by stupid little sayings.Two school districts in Texas have shut down, and after the testing this week, I'd wager that more will ... Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:17:00 GMT |
Nigga Please, Race Rears It's Ugly Head Again |
I go to the school to pick up the kid (5th grade), and I see he is crying as I walk up. A young girl leaves to stand by her mom's side.The mother gives me an ugly look, and then they turn and go while... Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:28:00 GMT |
Dear Burger King, (and other irritants) |
Why? I mean WTF?Who is this commercial aimed at?
And this...
Why?! I don't understand anything anymore!Now if you'll excuse me, I'll get back to cleaning out my Hermit Cave.... Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:00:00 GMT |