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Too Much Booze and Not Enough Pills

Ugly on the inside too!!

About Me

No more nightmares, I've seen them all, From the day I was born, they've haunted my every move. Every open hand's there to push and shove, No time for love it doesn't matter. She made a difference, I guess she had a way, Of making every night seem bright as day. Now I walk in shadows, never see the light, She must have lied 'cause she never said goodbye

My Interests

Animal porn, abortion, fucking, and fucking aborted animals.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who shits hundred dollar bills...and hasn't dated Cameron.

Music:

PIG, KMFDM, NIN, Tool, APC, Stabbing Westward, Ministry, Filter, Pantera, Megadeth, Skinny Puppy, ohGr, Alice in Chains, Marilyn Manson, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Old STP, Sinatra, Barry Manilow, George Michael, Elton John, David Allen Coe, Scissor Sisters, Tenacious D, Eminem, Hall and Oates, Beethoven, Kidney Thieves, Danny Elfman, Tupac, Wesley Willis, and the Wiggles...buh huh

Movies:

Star Wars, LOTR, most Troma movies...and too many others to list. Oh yeah and porn is good too.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Sealab 2021, The Simpsons, South Park

Books:

American Psycho, The Complete Asshole's Guide to Handling Chicks, The 48 Laws of Power, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, The Official Ninja Book. Most William Gibson, Robert Jordan or R.A. Salvatore stuff and too much other miscellanious shit to list.

Heroes:

Aquaman

My Blog

Stick a fork in me

Well, I haven't thrown any useless crap up here in awhile so I'm just going to say that I won't be doing that any time soon if ever again. If you need to get ahold of me call me, otherwise don't expec...
Posted by Too Much Booze and Not Enough Pills on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:59:00 PST

Happy Kwanzmiska

Or something like that...whatever.   I MADE PEWPY!!
Posted by Too Much Booze and Not Enough Pills on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:47:00 PST

Poop Sandwich

So my two favorite shows come to an end on sunday. Metalocalypse and Dexter. I've never been a big TV person and I've never scheduled time to watch shows before but for some reason those two get me. W...
Posted by Too Much Booze and Not Enough Pills on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:30:00 PST

suicide stuff

http://www.cat.pdx.edu/~chuff/holiday.html some of that made me laugh haha, like "In general, you need to stay away from medical help until you actually die"...
Posted by Too Much Booze and Not Enough Pills on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 03:32:00 PST

I feel fine

Don't worry about it.
Posted by Too Much Booze and Not Enough Pills on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:19:00 PST

I'm a retard

Small update just in case some people weren't aware. Alcohol + text messaging = horribly horribly bad.
Posted by Too Much Booze and Not Enough Pills on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:56:00 PST

I give up trying to sort people out

I get friend requests from good looking women all the time and due to the nature of my job it's hard for me to sort out the fake webcam profiles from people I should actually know. So I'm just gonna a...
Posted by Too Much Booze and Not Enough Pills on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:27:00 PST

My drinking problem...

is that I'm running out of booze. Time to go to the store! bwahahaha
Posted by Too Much Booze and Not Enough Pills on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:19:00 PST

Not to harp on the same subject over and over but...

I do believe I have to start murdering everyone who plays Hinder anywhere near me. See I have these nifty things called "ears" ...and my ears tell me there is something horribly wrong with p...
Posted by Too Much Booze and Not Enough Pills on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:24:00 PST

As we approach the holiday season

I find myself wondering why no child has yet figured out that they don't have to put extra postage on their letters to Santa Claus, the north pole is not in the fucking continental United States you r...
Posted by Too Much Booze and Not Enough Pills on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:36:00 PST