Veronica Fire profile picture

Veronica Fire

constipated people are full of shit!

About Me

i'm a seamstress, professional fire artist of 9 years, a redneck from missouri and i can hold my own. very, very well. You name it, i can stich it. If you think it, i can build it out of simple "trash". i dumpster dive, know how to skin a catfish and look damn cute in a bikini. I love good whiskey and tequila. the sound of a well played banjo makes my toes tingle. i've been through a lot and, yes, I AM PROUD.

My Interests

sewing, fire arts, dancing, burlesque, pole dancing, hello kitty, my kitties, long hot baths, making out, yelling at cab drivers, grilled cheese sandwich, mochi ice cream in the middle of the night, cooking with beer, playing in parks, strongbad and the cheat, leopard print, waffle house, i love my car, and sunshine. thunderstorms, hail storms and anything wierd with the weather, swimming, turning crap into things that aren't crap.

I'd like to meet:

if we haven't met, then pretty good chance i won't add you. my myspace is for friends only. try talking to me. ****************************************************** i'd like to meet a waffle house! damn i miss that stuff. double texas cheese steak with jalepenos, hash browns, eggs with cheese, or a homemade waffle with blueberries on top. i'd also like to meet fire artists, circus art performers, people i used to know in KC, people i'd like to know in seattle. people who inspire me, people who motivate me.... and let's not forget farmers, midgets, inbred hungarian prostitutes, and the infamous lesbian seagull. (i really WANT to meet a seagull)Veronica Fire at "may the fourth be with you"
..

Music:

first off, i love anything with a beat and lyrics that can actually be heard and undrestood. also any 90's rock, rocks my world. 70's and 80's country will always have a special place in my heart, and awesome memories. then there's the oak ridge boys, dr. demento, ronnie milsap, george jones, jimmy dean, katy perry, rilo kiley, the breeders, lovage, kylie minogue, dolly, reba, 7 year bitch, tori amos, nitty gritty dirt band, the bloodhound gang, reel big fish, debbie gibson, alan jackson, garth brooks, L7, mindless self indulgence, alabama, crystal gayle, dwight yoakam, george strait is a saint, joe diffie, sara evans, willie nelson, patsy cline, roy orbison, elvis presley and costello, hayseed dixie, travis tritt, the reverend horton heat, tiger army, meat beat, portishead, beastie boys, michael jackson, U2, the cult, the hunger, nerf herder, brian setzer, devil doll, no use for a name, pearl jam, social D, frank sinatra, don williams, jane jensen, NIN, belly, BR 549, darlahood, gin blossoms, stabbing westward, kelly clarkson, christina agulara, hole, conway twitty, hank williams and hank jr., clint black, kidney theives, the puppini sisters, (lot's of comedy: those blue collar boys, lewis black, eddie izzard, carlos mencia, bill maher, george carlin) and anything with an upright bass makes me wet!

Movies:

o brother where art thou?, across the universe, who's that girl, wayne's world, hostel, any blue collar comedy stuff, mad love, another gay movie, office space, pulp fiction, happiness, heathers, boys on the side, pure country, madagascar, doggy poo, crank, derailed, the doom generation, nowhere, airheads, dirty love

Television:

it only plays DVD's and VHS

Books:

how to blow and swallow.....

Heroes:

my mom, bob vila and sarah silverman

My Blog

who knows chinchillas?

i have a rescued chinchilla.  he's about 5 years old and has always been in the same cage.  i just bought him a custom made, deluxe 4 level cage with many hiding spots when he gets to the to...
Posted by Veronica Fire on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:06:00 PST

i just need a sewing room!

in a city that prides itself on art and artist support, it sure is hard as fuck to find a space to rent.  the term "staving artist" isn't just a line from movie.  we're poor bastards who jus...
Posted by Veronica Fire on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:28:00 PST

bike trip!! (with pics)

no, not THAT type of bike.... so, i had the brilliant idea of taking ol' Bessie for a ride.  starting at my house in the u-dist, following the burke-gilman trail north, over lake washington, and ...
Posted by Veronica Fire on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:31:00 PST

common sense vs. you

so, now that school is back in session, does that mean we have to use our brains ONLY in the classroom, seattle???!!!! 1.) CARS VS. YOU: (the car will win, just FYI) let us start with you tards that l...
Posted by Veronica Fire on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:39:00 PST

cunts

i was given the idea to do a follow up to my what is wrong with guys blog.  a brief overview: so the reason we (girls) have these issues of guys not haivng respect for, and providing for girls / ...
Posted by Veronica Fire on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 02:07:00 PST