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S-T-E-V-E, Steve, thats me!!

Cleverly disguised as an adult.

About Me

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Whiskey in one hand - cuban cigar in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride"

My Interests

I am a critic for Crypt Magazine ), also I do freelance work. Click hereto check out my page, music, Movies (I have written a couple of independant films), girls, motorcycles, tattoos, Picking on my roommate, videogames and beer.
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My Blog

The long goodbye

Today I recieved a phone call from my mom.  My family had come together and voted me as the person to write the eulogy and obituary for my grandma.  She has been slowly dying from Alzheimers...
Posted by S-T-E-V-E, Steve, thats me!! on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:50:00 PST

Lost in the sauce

StratosphereNaomi Campbell's spring collectionPiggiesI'm NextHidden Gem...
Posted by S-T-E-V-E, Steve, thats me!! on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:25:00 PST

I tried to do the right thing and look what happened.

So I went to a christmas party last night and one of my friends got really wasted. I mean falling down, drooling on himself, doesnt know where he is drunk. I took his keys and drove him home. We we...
Posted by S-T-E-V-E, Steve, thats me!! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:27:00 PST

Jesus Christ the vampire?

I love this time of year.  Halloween has always been my favorite holiday.  Besides the candy and costumes, they always have the most interesting shows on the history channel.  (yes I kn...
Posted by S-T-E-V-E, Steve, thats me!! on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST

The asian rocket man dream

I was in an airport shuttle bus going from Las Vegas to Henderson. (a suburb of Las Vegas) I know all the people in the bus but I can't make out their faces. Some of the places we passed looked like ...
Posted by S-T-E-V-E, Steve, thats me!! on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:04:00 PST

I never said I was healthy

So I called my momma this last weekend, (yes I am a mommas boy) and did something I absolutely loath doing.  I had to give her good news followed by bad news.  It seems that I am destin...
Posted by S-T-E-V-E, Steve, thats me!! on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:31:00 PST

I hate doctors!!!

$150 a month for medical insurance. 30 minutes early to fill out paperwork. 2 hours waiting to see the doctor because he his backed up with patients. 45 minutes for exam by doctor. Diagnosis: I'm fat ...
Posted by S-T-E-V-E, Steve, thats me!! on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:23:00 PST

Broken

For those of you that don't know me personally a little backstory.  I am broken.  I have been broken for 10 years now.  Been through surgery that I was told would fix me but that only l...
Posted by S-T-E-V-E, Steve, thats me!! on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:49:00 PST

Sleepy time

Peace of mind.  Hmm that is something that I thought I had so many times.  Seems that the underlying tones of obsession in my life haven't quite allowed me to step into that nirvana.  I...
Posted by S-T-E-V-E, Steve, thats me!! on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:14:00 PST

poetic justice

Growing up as a male in Texas meant only one thing, you had to play football. Even if they didnt like you in any other social situations, on the field you were brothers. I got an email the other day f...
Posted by S-T-E-V-E, Steve, thats me!! on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:40:00 PST