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[THE PUSHER]

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About Me


How do you introduce yourself to a world that's going to judge you based solely on your looks and, quite possibly, any word of mouth they may have already heard about you? By being brutally honest, THAT'S how!So I guess I should start from the beginning: My name's John, I'm pretty much a Jack of all trades, and I spend a lot of time working as Photo prEditor for www.cryptmagazine.com in addition to working on a book of poetry, rants, and memoirs.I love [in no particular order] going out & partying, staying home & smoking, GOOD music - regardless of the genre, making people think, being a carnivore, meteorology, taking risks, and trying to educate people on just how fucked up I believe our government has become. I hate to stereotype ANYONE - but Bush supporters, please move on to another profile... I'm not someone you're likely to get along with.

My Interests

music composition and production. writing/poetry. photography. art. fire. getting tattooed. strippers. cougars. sarcasm. the Crypt Girls. miller high life. JAGERMEISTER. crown royal. blunt wraps. 4:20. eating. sleeping. black cherry faygo. dodging cops. questioning authority, and being a general annoyance to mainstream america whenever possible.

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:


Some new people to go to shows with ~ Open minded, free thinking people who adore musick, art, Jagermeister, partying, and freedom as much as I do. . . Any takers?

::: TO AVOID PICKING UP HACKERS, ALL FRIEND REQUESTS MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AT LEAST A SHORT MESSAGE EXPLAINING WHO YOU ARE OR THEY WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY DELETED :::

WANNA BRING HELLYEAH BACK TO NORHTEAST OHIO?

: : : ARE YOU READY FOR PART II? : : :

Music:



nine inch nails. hellyeah. the dresden dolls. prince. society 1. 16 volt. crystal sunshine. icon of coil. combichrist. charles manson. venom. the destro. marilyn manson. dope. pigface. ministry. skinny puppy. the pop culture suicides. pig. vast. nick cave and the bad seeds. depeche mode. rorschach test. orgy. deadsy. new order. machines of loving grace. godhead. pist-on. revolting cocks. the prodigy. more machine than man. rachel stamp. kmfdm. tubring. kreator. chemical brothers. dj shadow. dj dan. dj funk. dj icey. dj irene. lords of acid. genitorturers. electric hellfire club. iggy pop. david bowie. lou reed. pink floyd. duke ellington. frank sinatra. tony bennett. count basie. the doors. black sabbath. bile. motley crue. alice cooper. skid row. faster pussycat. insane clown posse. twiztid. marz. psychopathic rydas. dark lotus. esham. blaze ya dead homie. kottonmouth kings. beseech. type o negative. devildriver. 1000 homo dj's. the step kings. project 44. full devil jacket. na$h. reverend horton heat. hank III. slayer. danzig. slipknot. unkle. aphex twin. basement love underground. anthrax. hatecore inc. malice 213. crush groove. bastard hooker. culture of the poor. runt. nde. hate theory. diablo syndrome. my life with the thrill kill kult. psychotica. jack off jill. black label society. cheap trick. slitheryn. life of agony. pantera (rip, dimebag...). rebel meets rebel. jane's addiction. primer 55. mindless self indulgence. nocturne. sheep on drugs. motograter. mushroomhead. bloodhound gang. wolfpac. psych ward. R-I-A. spooky. la coka nostra. thee swank bastards. peccadilloes. sin city ghouls. the pervz. social distortion. big bad voodoo daddy. the stray cats. dead kennedys. sex pistols. lard. gravity kills. stabbing westward. meat beat manifesto. pop will eat itself. 12 rounds. nashville pussy. motorhead. wasp. rob/white zombie. otep. hatebreed. damageplan. primus. van halen. KISS. . . need i continue?

Movies:



goodfellas. a bronx tale. reservoir dogs. pulp fiction. a dirty shame. play it to the bone. empire. leaving las vegas. broken. trainspotting. beyond the valley of the dolls. donnie darko. swingers. contrasting views of people living within an artistic lifestyle. headspace. strange days. last house on the left. control room. hostel. waiting. bram stoker's dracula. don't look in the basement. satanic rites of dracula. house of 1,000 corpses. the devil's rejects. american beauty. edward scissorhands. fast times at ridgemont high. jarhead. hustle & flow. eyes wide shut. american history x. vanilla sky. a clockwork orange. fear & loathing in las vegas. anything by ALEX JONES. everything by KEVIN SMITH. purple rain. night of the living dead. dawn of the dead (remake). dementia 13. requiem for a dream. dazed and confused. the doom generation. may. the stoned age. saw. one hour photo. up in smoke. friday. larry's angels. . . too many to count, really

Television:

criss angel: mindfreak. the drew carey show. howard stern (on-demand). married...with children. monster garage. def poetry. american chopper. cathouse. LA ink. the war at home. wonder showzen. yo momma. moral orel. robot chicken. aqua teen hunger force. metalocalypse. king of the hill. family guy. south park. the simpsons. american dad. futurama. space ghost coast to coast. beverly hillbillies. green acres. sanford and son. the addams family. the munsters. chappelle's show. mind of mencia. headbanger's ball. uranium. pants off dance off. overhaulin'. inked. storm stories. how I met your mother. headliners and legends. yes, dear. will and grace. that 70's show. CSI. las vegas. roseanne. the muppet show. forensic files. mystery diagnosis. dr 90210. THS. the simple life (when I need a good laugh). wwe raw & smackdown.

AND I KNOW IT'S ALL BRAINWASH - BUT ACCORDING TO G.I. JOE, KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE. . .

Books:

Sex Lies and Politics: The Naked Truth, by Larry Flynt. Dirty Jokes & Beer, by Drew Carey. The Dirt, by Motley Crue w/ Neil Strauss. Les Fleurs Du Mal, by Charles Baudelaire. The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell, by Marilyn Manson w/ Neil Strauss. Helter Skelter, by Vincent Bugliosi. The Outsiders, by S.E. Hinton (back in the day). Anything I can get my hands on by Antonin Artaud. The collective works of the late Dr. Anton LaVey. . . and the one I'm in the process of writing.

Heroes:

DARRELL LANCE ABBOTT, MAYHEM, OFFICE JAMES NIGGEMEYER, THE KAT, AND THESE GUYS:

A good friend once told me, 'the only heroes left in life are sandwiches'... I'm very inclined to believe him.

My Blog

: : : YEAR FUCKIN' ZERO, BABY : : :


Posted by The Pusher ® on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:55:00 PST

: : : TRICK OR TREAT? : : :

Ever wonder why Halloween's my favorite holiday?Now you know -- and knowing is half the battle!10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to ge...
Posted by The Pusher ® on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:49:00 PST

: : : GODDAMN : : :

I'll be the first to admit: when I feel strongly about something, I stick to my guns. . . Howard Stern left terrestiral radio, and I haven't turned one on since. Faygo stopped doing mail orders f...
Posted by The Pusher ® on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 06:11:00 PST

: : : thir13teen : : :

Just poppin' in to wish everyone a HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th!!!!! If you're out & about tonight, slam a shot for me k? Due to the Hell that is antibiotics, I won't be able to do that again 'til righ...
Posted by The Pusher ® on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:18:00 PST

: : : N/A : : :

El amor no es ningún más largo digno de el esfuerzo...
Posted by The Pusher ® on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:36:00 PST

: : : FUCKIN' MYSPACE!!! ARGHH!!! : : :

Be on the lookout for a brand new, EXCLUSIVE MySpace track called "Anticipation" over at myspace.com/thepusher. . . I just uploaded it about 20 minutes ago, but it's not showing up on the page yet as ...
Posted by The Pusher ® on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 05:55:00 PST

: : : HOW YA LIKE ME NOW? : : :

GET READY FOR PUSHER'S PLAYGROUND v3.0 -- COMING BACK ONLINE SOONER THAN YOU THINK. . .
Posted by The Pusher ® on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:32:00 PST

: : : BACK TO REALITY : : :

Another birthday's come & gone. . . Though, I have to admit, it turned out much better than I expected it to. I was dead-sure I'd wind up sitting at home alone, killing time on HERE while I got ha...
Posted by The Pusher ® on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 04:58:00 PST

: : : CRAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 ME : : :

Today's the day. . . Now who's gonna come get loaded with me?   lol
Posted by The Pusher ® on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:20:00 PST

: : : SOCIETY 1 ENTERS THE CRYPT : : :

Here ya go, folks. . . NEW features on SOCIETY 1 now online @ www.cryptmagazine.com click here for the interview click here for the cd review Take it sleazy, every1. . ....
Posted by The Pusher ® on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:38:00 PST