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© Motor City Deadman cryptmagazine.com™

Motor City native livin' in Vega$...Editor and Publisher of ***CRYPTMAGAZINE.COM*** and Contributing

About Me

Good evening, glamourous freaks and super creeps!I am the LORD and MASTER of America's DEADLIEST Magazine, Crypt Magazine! I'm back from the grave to bring you real blood n' guts rock journalism in the form of this magazine, which you can read at NO CHARGE by clicking here: CRYPT MAGAZINEWe have interviews , we have concert and cd/dvd reviews, we have an advice column, we have the DEADLIEST chicks around with the Cryptgirls. and much, much more...We are THE BEST magazine of it's kind you will find. Why? Simple, quality over quantity. We're informative, humorous, horrific, entertaining, erotic, and we know what the real shit is. Plus, we don't KISS A$$; then, now or never. But, you be the judge, look at our competitors out there and see what kind of CRAP you get served. Do you want prime rib or mystery meat? The choice is yours...And..I'm here to practice my terror (with ghoulish delight) here in this corruptable mortal place.To know more about moi, look here:My Biocheck that out, everything's there and crap.And another thing, since myspace unfortunately overlooks the living dead...I have a correction to make, I am not 36 years old...I am 34 years UNDEAD. I died back in 1974, goddamnit. Please make a note of it. Fangs!!!MOTOR FUCKIN' CITY FOREVER!!!! and...VIVA LAS VEGA$!!!MY EMAIL IS: MOTORCITYDEADMAN@CRYPTMAGAZINE.COMAIM IS: DavidNecroFeel free to contact me anytime...if you dare.Now, it's time for YOU to Enter The Crypt..it's Undead in here! SINcerely, David Necro aka the Motor City Deadman. You creeps may DOWNLOAD and ADD our ominous banner (above) to your pages and websites! Be sure to let us know when you do. Have a little ghoulish fun...scare everyone at your nearest old age home, the Jesus Crispies, the PMRC, and maybe even your parents with our infernal magazine!!!! ;)Also, you may do the same with the banners of my ghoulish staff!!! (below) As well as some ghoul fiends of Crypt Magazine! © 2004-2007 Crypt Magazine. All Rights Reserved. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

SEX. (rough) .. HORROR. (fiction and non-fiction) ROCK N' ROLL. (loud and nasty) (not necessarily in that order!) Sleazy and ghoulish sexual fantasies. Spanking, whipping, and pinching girls (because they're bad and they know it!!!). The sin and sleaze of Las Vega$ Muscle Cars MADE IN DETROIT, and Money too....lots of it!!!! Everyone's fuckin' greedy, why lie to impress you?! CRYPT MAGAZINE FOLLOW THIS LONELY, DESOLATE, AND HAUNTED DETROIT CEMETERY ROAD AND ENTER THE CRYPT! We're just die-ing to meet you...there's hot and cold running chills every nite! ;)and once you're done intoxicating yourself in the splendor of the Crypt, enter the secret porthole, and mysteriously appear in the 1, the only, $IN CITY...FRIGHTFULLY FABULOUS LAS VEGA$, NEVADA, U$A....Where you can pursue all of your carnal desires: 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 365 days a year...as well as your darkest dreams....as you can see we have a BAT'S EYE view!!! I'll be waiting for all of you...;) Every girl should look like this... ...so start slappin' on that goddamn make-up!

I'd like to meet:

Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie, Elvira, and of course more of my fellow sick things and undead souls from fuckin' Vega$, L.A., NYC, Detroit (Motor Fuckin' City,) Cleveland, Chicago, the UK, and worldwide! Don't be shy! ..Please check out (and add) all of my fellow damned souls in the "rogues gallery" below...a spooktacular collection of boils and ghouls. The Crypt would be rather dull wthout their unholy presence! Especially my ghoulish staff and contributors!

Music:

Well, I don't listen to fluff. I'm not gonna list bands that I don't even listen to just to impress trendies and scenesters. Let's face it, you don't have time to read the whole goddamn list. So here are the main ones...the core of my aural interest, if you will (and the core of everything goth, glam, punk, industrial, metal and what have you, but that's a discussion for another time!) and if you don't know who the Hell these bands are...ya better do some research.THE UNHOLY TRIINITY OF ROCK: OZZY, IGGY, AND ALICE!CHUCK BERRY, SCREAMIN' JAY HAWKINS, ALICE COOPER, STOOGES, KISS, WENDY O. WILLIAMS (all projects, ) MR. LEMMY KILMISTER AND MOTORHEAD, MR. GLENN DANZIG (all projects, ) BLACK SABBATH, DINAH CANCER (all projects, ) ROZZ WILLIAMS (all projects, ) KEITH RICHARDS (all projects, ) DAVID BOWIE, IGGY POP (all projects, ) LOU REED (all projects, ) MOTT THE HOOPLE, JOHNNY THUNDERS (all projects, ) STIV BATORS (all projects, ) BRIAN JAMES (all projects, ) NICO, SISTERS OF MERCY, JIMMY PAGE (all projects, especially LED ZEPPELIN ) MC5, SEX PISTOLS, THE DAMNED, IRON MAIDEN, UFO, VENOM, SLAYER, KING DIAMOND (all projects, ) GENITORTURERS, MINISTRY, SKINNY PUPPY, ELECTRIC HELLFIRE CLUB, AC/DC, MOTLEY CRUE, L.A. GUNS, W.A.S.P., GIRLSCHOOL, ROB ZOMBIE (all projects, ) TYPE O NEGATIVE.Lately I have been digging THE DEATH RIDERS, TURBONEGRO, STATIC THOUGHT, TOWERS OF LONDON, THE BLACK HALOS, ROCK CITY MORGUE, DBY, WEDNESDAY 13, SKUMLOVE, THEATRES DES VAMPIRES, MORTIIS, DOOMTREE, and TRASHLIGHT VISION. There is hope for the future with these 13 bands! LISTEN to the man who everyone from me, you, and all of these goth/punk/metal/shock rock bands have been ripping off for 3 decades with our makeup, music, and everything else...5 nites a week on your radio.... NIGHTS WITH ALICE COOPER! And...LISTEN to the man who kept ghoulish fun alive in the lame-a$$ 90's...Every Monday nite on your radio AND here on the world wide spiderweb... ROB ZOMBIE AND THE SPOOKSHOW INTERNATIONAL YEAH!!!The best fucken punk rock band in Frightfully Fabulous Las Vega$...led by that mischievous madwoman SAN-D and her sicko, psycho bandmates. They are... THE PECCADILLOES I like them even though they STOLE my COFFIN!!! What does that say? Damn Desert Rats!!!oh yeah, 1 more thing:

Movies:

Every horror flick, skin flick, and b-movie ever made. There, that covers it!

Television:

Television sucks now: but HOWARD STERN is cool and so is THE HORROR CHANNEL. A&E, BRAVO, SCI-FI, and VH1 have their moments...basically, a lot of stuff from the 60s, 70s, and 80s: MANNIX, SANFORD AND SON, THE JEFFERSONS, TAXI, COLOMBO, WELCOME BACK KOTTER, DARK SHADOWS, THE TWILIGHT ZONE, MUNSTERS, ADDAMS FAMILY, SIR GRAVES GHASTLY, THE GHOUL, HEADBANGER'S BALL...shit like that.

Books:

I'll tell ya later...much later.

Heroes:

Satanic biker gangs

My Blog

My review of Guns N'Fuckin' Roses now online at hardrockhotel.com!!!

Right here, you creeps! Thanx to everyone at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas for the fuckin' opportunity! Guns N' Fuckin' Roses @ The Joint SINcerely, -D. Necro ...
Posted by © Motor City Deadman cryptmagazine.com" on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:52:00 PST

To all of you creeps goin' to Guns' N' Fuckin' Roses THIS Sunday in VEGA$!

Ok, boils and ghouls...se ya at Guns N' Fuckin' Roses Sin-day (Sunday) nite!!! @ the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in where else? Frightfully Fabulous LAS VEGA$ NEVADA!!!!!Yours truly is the official fuc...
Posted by © Motor City Deadman cryptmagazine.com" on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:54:00 PST

Check it out

Holy fucking shit...I just found out about the best website ever... My friend showed me this site which PAYS YOU cash for entering your email address in and taking surveys and other free offers.. Here...
Posted by © Motor City Deadman cryptmagazine.com" on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:03:00 PST

very ghoul pics of the Motor City!!

© Motor City Deadman and Deeetroit City! Ambassador bridge sucka! The way to strippers, cheap booze and cigs (at the duty free stores), and the casino in Windsor, Ontario,Canada! Where...
Posted by © Motor City Deadman cryptmagazine.com" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

better graveyards in the Motor City!

© Motor City Deadman Hey you creeps! These are 2 of the most spooktacular cemeteries in the Motor City. The second pic is Woodlawn Cemetery...where my Deetroit Crypt is...look for it! ...
Posted by © Motor City Deadman cryptmagazine.com" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hey youse kids

Yeah, it's me the MOTOR CITY DEADMAN...Editor of 'America's DEADLIEST Magazine...CRYPT MAGAZINE! http://www.cryptmagazine.com I'm fuckin' here now, so....... Expect some real weird, bizarre, and...
Posted by © Motor City Deadman cryptmagazine.com" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST