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CHRISTOPHER LEE™ RIP TRACI MICHAELZ!

There Are No Scraps In MY Scrapbook!! -Phil Leotardo

About Me

So good, hes fucking fatal!:) A rebel who died without a natural cause!! My mortician checks them IN, and then I, Christopher Lee, check them OUT!! Cause i eat them with my eyes!! HA HA!! For those of you who haven't had the pleasure of sleeping in my coffin already, never fear!! WE HAVE ETERNITY TO KNOW YOUR FLESH!! Rocks hard and is hard as a rock!! I am the master (bator? cause drummers do it with 2 hands!!) skin-beater and FLESH-EATER at your command, ready to lend a hand in Ft. lauderhell's legendary (in our own minds!?) masters of the rock n' roll macabre, who cause a crime scene everywhere we go, the world coffin-famous...DEATH BECOMES YOU!! We are an extremely threatrical/visual "tongue in cheek" band who you will be fearing more about in the coming year as DBY recently released (the bats?) across the UK touring as the "backing up the hearse" band for MURDERDOLLS frontman WEDNESDAY 13's "Graveyard A Go-Go" Tour AND releasing our "full-length life-taker" MAKE IT BLEED CD which has received "grave" reviews in such esteemed "print" publications such as Metal Hammer UK, Terrorizer UK, Rue Morgue to name a few! GET IN THE HEARSE AND GET YOUR COPY NOW!! ITS A MONSTER-PIECE!! I am a hopeless nek-romantic (maybe i would have better luck if my suitors happened to have a pulse?) and i am looking for willing females to offer up their person and sell their soul (to yours truly...)!!!! Life was meant to be lived...LIVE IT!!
WATCH THIS DAMNED VIDEO!
DEATH BECOMES YOU - LIVE @ THE WHISKY 5-23-08!
Exclusive footage of Death Becomes You LIVE at The Whisky A Go Go Friday May 23rd! Commemorating 9 years of rock n' roll terror! Watch how its done! Some of us were born to die for rock n' roll!

My Interests

MY FLESH AND BLOOD TRIBUTE TO "DA BRUDDERS" - RAMONES ARE LIFE"!! MY ticket stub from the Joey Ramone "Lifes A Gas" B-day Memorial Bash, May 19th, 2001...NEW YAWK CITY!!!! The Birthday Card for Joey given out to lucky fans after the show!!!! Ok Christopher, take a deep breathe!! Ready?? Music first and foremost, it is my passion and the ULTIMATE form of communication, i possess a ridiculous knowledge of all things trivial pertaining to music... She is my life and my first love, and to quote Nikki Sixx "The Only Woman Who Has Never Turned Her Back On Me"!!!! If i am not listening to it, i am playing it, and WHEN i am doing neither i am humming it in my twisted little brain!! I am also very much a fan of film, especially that of the "Independent" variety, much in the same way i prefer my music... You know, by people WHO are honest in their intentions, and CARE about their art and not the paycheck? It's all about "Art VS. Commerce"!!

I'd like to meet:

I DO BELIEVE THIS SHOULD READ..."WHO I'D LIKE TO EAT"!?:) And she tastes like heaven, and has taught this rock n' roll devil whose soul needs saving, that angels do exist!! And they like to come....and come in human form!;) To quote Peter Steele "I went looking for trouble, AND BOY....I FOUND HER"!!!! Look at that pic, 2 souls that have saved one another, and to quote my long lost father Alice Cooper "Can you feel the passion as it starts to rise"!? FUCKING HOT!! Literal-LEE!! I dont think for the life of LEE, i have EVER felt this strong or this fragile, knowing in your heart of hearts that THIS is where you were meant to be...naked!?;) She is my coffinspiration and i wont incriminate her, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! EATING!? Updated 4/6...EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY!! AND THIS ONE IS VERY TOUCHING!:)

UPDATED 6-25-07 @ 2:27 AM...CAUSE I CAN ONLY SLEEP WITH HER!!:) SHE'S MADE ALL MY DREAMS COME...TRUE!! AND SHE WILL MAKE YOU TOO!:) DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO EAT HER UP!? AND DOWN!?:) SHE HAS CHANGED MY AFTER-LIFE!:)I DON'T LIKE SHARING, BUT THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER FACE THIS BEAUTIFUL!! OR A HEART SO PURE!:)

Music:

MY FLESH & BLOOD TRIBUTE TO "DA BRUDDERS"!! RAMONES ARE THE SOUND OF LIFE!!!! AND THEY SAVED MINE!! JOEY LIVES!!!! RAMONES (sonic-LEE the best band to ever walk the face of the earth, America's first family!! Wearing the seal of "the brudders" is like a badge that says your a survivor!! RAMONES ARE THE SOUND OF LIFE!! Music for people who dont give a flying fuck about fitting in, who just wanna live!!!!, Marky Ramone & The Intruders (my band has played with him 4X! "The Answer To Your Problems" is an all-time classic!!), The Original Alice Cooper Band, KISS, New York Dolls (the ultimate rock band!! Everyone owes "The Lipstick Killers" a stroke!!), The Damned (The ultimate pop band!?), Iggy Pop (the ultimate soul singer!! Fuck The Stooges, i love his solo stuff! Thats a bold statement, huh!? JAMES IS GOD!! EAT ME!!!!), AC/DC (Bon Scott is a freak!), TURBONEGRO (The Pillage People), SWEET, The Heartbreakers (not Tom Petty, JOHNNY THUNDERS!! "Like A Motherfucker" will kick your ass!!), Hanoi Rocks, The Killers ("Sams Town" is a current fave of mine!!), Elvis Costello And The Attractions, Faith No More (everything minus "The Real Thing"!!), Todd Rundgren, Psychedelic Furs, Blondie, Celtic Frost (ARE YOU MORBID!?), NECROS, CRO MAGS, White Pigs, Paradise Lost (the ultimate misery band!), VoiVod, Motorhead, Corrosion Of Conformity (an all time fave!! "Animosity" is the hardcore blueprint!!), True Sounds Of Liberty, Interpol, Redd Kross, Jim Carroll Band, The CorpseGrinders, The Alarm, Del Amitri, URGE OVERKILL (best band of the 90's rock scene!!), Nash Kato (UO's singer, i think i am one of 10 people who bought his "Debutante" solo record!? Fucking ruling!), Razorlight, THE CARS (Ben Orr sang all the best songs!!), The Cramps, Lords Of The New Church, Dead Boys, THIN LIZZY (the ULTIMATE guitar band!!), Belvue, DGeneration (and any other band featuring Jesse Malin!! One of the most underrated bands EVER!!), Send More Paramedics, Motorhead, IMPALER (the original death punks!! "RISE OF THE MUTANTS" still rules!!), The Smithereens, Venom, Hall & Oates (GODS!!), KIX, The Vandals, The Beatles, Warlock Pinchers, The MeatMen, One Man Army, The Replacements, Squeeze, Soul Asylum, Van Halen (the David Lee Roth era! GODS!!), Killer Dwarfs, MEW, The Used, "The Evil Elvis" Glenn Danzig and any of his incarnations...THE MISFITS one of the most revolutionary fucking bands of all space and time!? The world has YET to catch up with their legacy...OR THEIR HEARSE!! "STATIC AGE" is one of the best records EVER, a violent, sonic orgasm!!

Movies:

The Mummys Kiss: Second Dynasty , The Kids Are Alright, Rock N' Roll High School, RAMONES - End Of The Century, Hey Is Dee Dee Home? (Dee Dee Ramone documentary), ALL the original Universal Horror Films...Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, The Wolfman, etc (made over 60 years ago and they still look better than anything made since!!), KISS Meets The Phantom Of The Park, Todd Browning's FREAKS, Planet Of The Apes (all 5 of the original films, fuck that remake shit!), Halloween 1&2, Nightbreed, GOODFELLAS (the best movie ever made? IT NEVER GETS OLD!!), The Beatles - HELP!, Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter (should be required viewing IF you think you think you have what it takes to rock!!!!), Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Taxi Driver, Dead Ringers, Phantasm, Soilent Green, Gremlins 1&2, Lair Of The White Worm, Escape From New York, Martin, Dawn Of The Dead, Near Dark, KingPin, Coming To America, Meet The Feebles, Glenn Gary Glenn Ross, Evil Dead 1 @ 2, Army Of Darkness, Salems Lot (the 70's TV movie! A CLASSIC!), Mars Attacks, Food Of The Gods, Humanoids From The Deep, From Beyond, CREEPSHOW, Night On Earth, Magic, Summer Of Sam, Talk Radio, They Live, Prince Of Darkness, The Exorcist, Less Than Zero (One Of The Best Soundtracks EVER!), Natural Born Killers, Life As A House, Boogie Nights, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, The Thing, Trick Or Treat, Or ANYTHING directed by "The Fab 4", George Romero, Sam Raimi, John Carpenter & Martin Scorcese!!!!

Television:

"Get my television fix, sitting on my crucifix" to quote Mr. Armstrong... Don't have much time for the boob tube, but i always have time for boobs!! Cause 3's company!!!! TV rots your brain, but when i do its usual-LEE: The Munsters (MAJOR coffinfluence on me and my band!!), The Addams Family, The Sopranos (hits way too close to home!!), Whats Happening?, Scrubs, Three's Company, The Muppet Show, Battle Of The Planets, Battlestar Galactica (the original, not the lame Sci-Fi Channel shite!!), The Brak Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (The Mooninites rule!!), The Henry Rollins Show, Flight Of The Conchords (my new fave! fucking brilliant!!!!),

Books:

LOBOTOMY" Surviving The RAMONES by the late DEE DEE RAMONE, JOHNNY THUNDERS "IN COLD BLOOD" - Nina Antonia, AMERICAN HARDCORE - Steven Blush, PLEASE KILL ME - Legs McNeil & Gillian McCain, THE DIRT - Motley Crue, Do-It-Yourself-Coffins - Dale Power, THE STAND - Stephen King, PET SEMATARY - Stephen King, THE FOG - James Herbert, ROTTEN: No Irish, No Dogs, No Blacks -Johnny Lydon, See A Grown Man Cry, Now Watch Him Die! - Henry Rollins, CABAL - Clive Barker, I AM LEGEND - Richard Matheson, 1984 - George Orwell, MEIN KAMPF, THE NEW YORK DOLLS "Too Much Too Soon" - Nina Antonia, CRAZY FROM THE HEAT - David Lee Roth, ROCK THIS!! - Chris Rock, SECRET LIFE OF A SATANIST - Anton Szandor Lavey, THE DEVILS NOTEBOOK - Anton Szandor Lavey, ARE YOU MORBID? Into The Pandemonium Of Celtic Frost - Thomas Gabriel Warrior...Brought To You Ghouls By RIF...READING IS FUNDAMENTAL!!

Heroes:

UPDATE-DEAD ON SUNDAY MAY 28TH 2007... Bobby Boris Pickett (he did "The Monster Mash"...IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH!!!!), Hank Von Helvete (Turbonegro vokillist!), Count Chocula, Michael Hutchence (RIP), John Carpenter, Joey Ramone (GOD), Johnny Thunders (RIP), Anton Szandor Lavey (RIP), Matt Skiba, Glenn Buxton (RIP), Nash Kato (HE RULES!!), George Harrison (RIP), John Lennon, Anthony Kiedis (for obvious reasons!?), Steven Tyler, Richard Butler, Jim Henson, John Lennon (RIP), Tim Burton, Phil Lynott, Scott Gorham, Henry Rollins (an inspiration for all survivors...THE END OF SILENCE record is a self-help manual put to music!!), Bertrand Russell, Tom G. Warrior, Martin Ain, Michael Langevin (Voi Vod drummer "AWAY"), Dennis Belanger (recently passed Voi Vod guitarist "PIGGY", god bless you brother rest in peace!!), Dee Dee Ramone (RIP), David Vanian, Paul Stanley (MY GOD OF GODS!), Gene $immon$, Ben Orr (A GOD!! RIP KING!!), Paul Westerberg, Johnny Rotten/Lydon, Jerry Nolan ("Lipstick Killer"...a major influence on my persona!!!!), CJ Ramone (I just ALWAYS loved his energy, HE SAVED THE RAMONES!! AND he sang "Strength To Endure" my unrequitted themesong!!), David Johansen (Still kickin!! The original "Hot Lips"!! Mick Jagger is a plagiarist!!), Lux Interior, Neil Smith (original Alice Cooper band drummer..."The Platinum God"!!!! A major inspiration on me as a performer!!!!), Sim Cain (Rollins Band drummer), John Ritter (RIP) & Lastly And Most Important Of All...My Late Father, GEX 1943-2001...Taken From Me With No Compunction Whose Absence Has Forever Altered The Course Of My Existence...The ONLY Thing Christopher Lee HAS EVER Feared!! IF The Whole World Experienced Loss, Maybe Just MAYBE Humans Would Treat Each Other With A Liitle Fucking Compassion And Mercy...ANNO DOMINI SEPTEMBER 2005!!!!

My Blog

CHRIS LEE IN THE FUSE TV MOTLEY CRUE PRESS CONFERENCE/JIMMY KIMMEL SHOW HIGHLIGHTS TUES 4/15/08

Children Of The Beast! I am proud to say that i was a part of rock n' roll history in the making this past Tuesday April 15th by attending the Motley Crue Press Conference in LA and subsequent live pe...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER LEE™ RIP TRACI MICHAELZ! on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:47:00 PST

DBY DOES ADULT FILMS!? SEE US IN MATT ZANES NEXT MASTERPIECE OF ASS,"PUNKD YOUR ASS 3"!!

Friends With Coffin Benefits...Because i know you like to watch (fucking pervert!! HA HA!!) so while Matt Zane andĀ his bevy of beautiesĀ give you something for your eyes, LEE and Death Becomes You will...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER LEE™ RIP TRACI MICHAELZ! on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:57:00 PST

"ROCK N' ROLL FANTASY" SET AT CLUBCIN.COM!! COME...SEE LEE MAKE HIS "BIG" DEBUT!!

Rock N' Roll Fantasy Photo Set @ ClubCin.com!!!!Every one has a fantasy!! Whats yours!? A picture speaks a thousand words, and lots of naughty ones will come to mind when you see these pictures which ...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER LEE™ RIP TRACI MICHAELZ! on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:15:00 PST

CHRIS LEE/DBY MAKE THE COVER OF A/E WEEKLY NEW TIMES BROWARD/PALM BEACH 11-29! READ IT!

So i finally did it, and it felt so good, i was wondering what it would feel like my first time, and it was great, but very messy!! HA HA!! Oh yeah and me and the boys in the damned band gav...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER LEE™ RIP TRACI MICHAELZ! on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:17:00 PST

ITS HORRIFICIAL!! "DEATH BECOMES YOU ENDORSED BY LEVEL 27 CLOTHING"!!

Friends With Coffin Benefits... They say that clothes make the dead man... Well the boys in the damned band who look better deader, are NOW exorcited and proud to announce we are now official-LEE spon...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER LEE™ RIP TRACI MICHAELZ! on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:46:00 PST

CHRIS LEE & DEATH BECOMES YOU FEATURED ON CHILLER THEATRE TV STARTING TONIGHT!! FRI 6-23!!

Friends With Coffin Benefits...In mere hours Chiller Theater will take to the airwaves, featuring music by yours truly (horr-erotic!!!) and Death Becomes You, we are the theme music for the show!! Whe...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER LEE™ RIP TRACI MICHAELZ! on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 05:58:00 PST

W.A.S.P. & DEATH BECOMES YOU LIVE ONE FRIGHT NIGHT ONLY!! FRIDAY FEBRUARY 24TH!!

DEATH BECOMES YOU & W.A.S.P.LIVE FRIDAY FEBRUARY 24TH -LEGENDS THEATER - SEMINOLE HARD ROCK!!''IF YOU WANT BLOOD...YOU GOT IT!!!!''The band whose legend (and other parts!! Rigor Mortis works!!) gr...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER LEE™ RIP TRACI MICHAELZ! on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:24:00 PST

"DO YOU REAL-LEE WANT TO HEARSE ME????" A POEM FOR YOU!!!!:)

Friends With Coffin Benefits...I just wanted to repost this new classic Christopher Lee masterpeice for all my friends who have yet to read the lyrics...Just like me, the music will be coming soon!!!!...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER LEE™ RIP TRACI MICHAELZ! on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:17:00 PST

DBY HOSTS THE OFFICIAL SOUTH FLORI-DUH "THE DEVILS REJECTS" PARTY!! 7-29!!

FRIDAY JULY 29TH:ROB ZOMBIES "THE DEVILS REJECTS" OFFICIAL RELEASE PARTY & NICODEMOUS BIRTHDAY BASH...YOUR HEAD IN!!!! A NIGHT OF COFFIN-THRILLS AND BLOOD-CHILLS!!!!!<img src="http://img.photob...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER LEE™ RIP TRACI MICHAELZ! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MARKY RAMONE AND FRIENDS W/ BLOOD-DRINKING GUESTS DBY!! 5-29 HARD ROCK LIVE, ORLANDO FL!!

Friends With Christopher Lee Coffin Benefits... I PRESENT: AN EVILNING WITH MARKY RAMONE & FRIENDS!! PLUS SPECIAL BLOOD-DRINKING GUESTS...DBY!! View The Show Flier Below!!!! Sunday May 29t...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER LEE™ RIP TRACI MICHAELZ! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST