Horror, comedy, Liberated Christianity, CLASSY heavy metal, cinema and theatre, travel, weightlifting, paranormal studies, writing, fine cuisine, lovemaking and polyamory.
Other entertainment/writing/film professionals, local headbangers & comedians, Christians of the 'Love thy Neighbor' variety rather than the 'Thou Shalt Not' variety, polyamorous girls. (However, if you're looking for a ticket out of Russia, or want me to watch you strip on your webcam, thanks anyway.) British girls are my favorite indulgence... PLEASE NOTE: IF YOUR MYSPACE PAGE TAKES 2 DAYS TO DOWNLOAD 'CAUSE OF ALL YOUR AWESOME CYBER-BLING, BELLS, WHISTLES, SONGS, VIDEOS AND BACKGROUNDS, I probably might not add you...unless you'll instruct me as to how to add all that tripe to my OWN page. That'd be much obliged.
Power Metal (MANOWAR, SYMPHONY X, BLIND GUARDIAN, HELLOWEEN, IRON MAIDEN, SAXON, UFO, STRATOVARIOUS, FALCONER, DIO, RAVEN, ARMORED SAINT, NIGHTWISH, ROYAL HUNT, DREAM THEATER, BLUE OYSTER CULT etc.) and a bit of jazz, blues, Christian rock. Early rap (RUN DMC, ICE T, LL COOL J) is all right since it's not about pimping and murder. I CANNOT STAND THE "NU METAL SCHOOL" OF GRUNTING OR SHRIEKING INTO A MICROPHONE!!! I WILL NOT REVIEW THESE BANDS IF THEY PAID ME!!! Perhaps other writers for CRYPT might do it, but not me.
Guess 'em from the lines: "No, I SHOT him. The bullets and the fall killed him.""Maybe my boys can stop them from getting the book. And maybe I'm a Chinese Jet Pilot.""All women have same color, when candle is out.""PULL HIM OFF ME, EXLEY!!!"..."I don't know how.""I'M HERE!!! KILL ME, I'M HERE!!!""Hey, when you two are done blowing each other, maybe Davy Crockett here can tell us the deal.""And THESE are men who know where they are, and CARE...but don't drink."..."Hey, wait a minute! I don't know where I am!"..."PUT HIM IN CELL NUMBER ONE! And give him a DRINK!"..."What are you drinking?"..."I don't care.""But YOU can HELP these children, Derek...by KILLING THE PRIME MINISTER OF MALAYSIA!!!""You and your governments have NO CHOICE! You will BUY YOUR WEATHER FROM ME! And by God, you'll pay...""YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO FRENCH ALIENS!!!""Hand over the milk money, Weaver!"..."I'm afraid I can't do that. I'm just not sure you're going to spend it on milk.""Hey...keep it close and there's an extra ten bucks in it for ya."What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here? I hired you people to try and get a little track laid...not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
Kolchak: The Night Stalker, The X-Files, The Hunger series, The Avengers, Drew Carey, Whose line is it anyway, Twilight Zone, NYPD Blue, Supernatural, Brimstone, Tru Calling, Dexter...AND IF YOU LIKE DEXTER, X-FILES, THE AVENGERS, BRIMSTONE, TRU CALLING, SUPERNATURAL, AND WISHED THEY WERE ALL CONVENIENTLY CRAMMED INTO ONE SERIES, DOWNLOAD THE VOODOO HIGHWAY PILOT SCRIPT AT WWW.ANGELFIRE.COM/TV2/VOODOOHIGHWAY!!!
MINE: CLOWNWHITE(www.authorhouse.com), INHUMAN RESOURCES (www.iuniverse.com), ROCK HER WORLD (Download it via WWW.ROCKHERWORLD.NET)...................THEIRS: The Bible, THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED, BODY FOR LIFE, THE THEATRICAL JUGGERNAUT, BOOKS OF BLOOD, THE WOLF'S HOUR, THE CLEANUP, ANIMALS, CONSCIENCE, I AM LEGEND, CREATED BY, PRESSURE, GIFTED TRUST, SEA TRIAL, RE-ENTRY OF EVIL, KILLING FAITH, Anything by Poe, King, McCammon, Herbert, Barker, Lansdale, Little, "The Four S's": Schow, Shirley, Skipp and Spector, Richard Matheson and his deadly SPAWN, Richard Christian Matheson......................................THEIRS FEATURING MINE: GHOSTBREAKERS--NEW HORRORS, BE MINE, FLASHSHOT ANTHOLOGY, SMALL BITES, NEW VOICES IN HORROR, VOICES FROM A DARK FUTURE
My Dad, Jesus, Buddha, Thomas Jefferson, Edgar Allan Poe, MANOWAR, Hugh Hefner, Nina Hartley, Anthony Robbins, Bill Phillips, Winston Churchill, Clive Barker, Stephen King, Jack LaLanne, Susan Powter, Gary Null, Suze Ormond, Doug Stanhope, Bill Hicks... And I should like to consider anyone who's read my books a hero, since they've kept me alive all this time.