The ONLY thing you need to know about me is, "BITCH, I DO WHAT I WANT"!!!! (Just think Southpark haha)...A Fiendish MasqueradeLooks can be deceiving....Hott Bitches; Metal; Female Vocals in Metal, i.e. Angela Gossow-like vocals; Ancient World History, Religion, and Mythology (my favorite of all things); Make-up..I've been a freelance make-up artist for a few years; Big tits--and YES mine are real so don't even ask; Down syndrome; Midgets (especially chubby ones hehe); Nichole Richie (that bitch is funny, I don't care what any of you say); Guns, Sex, Violence~Business and Pleasure; Delicious Green Krippy; Jesus Fucking Christ; Pantlessness; Pantless Gyros~it just makes them more delicious; Italian and Greek food (may not seem like an interest, but it fucking intrigues me 3 times a day); Rotties; Snakes; Tornadoes; Dead Dollies; Dead Baby Jokes; Serial Killers...Gein, Dahmer, and Gacy are my favs; Wrestling and not that fake WWE shit, the real shit faggots~like the UFC (St.Pierre is my boy); Your Mom's SWEET Vanilla Pussy :P ***************HERE PUSSY PUSSY!!The lucious Miss Kitty :) Add Her!! myspace.com/queenoftrance
My Ms. Swan ImpressionThis is so my style hehe: +II've met so many cool motherfuckers already...so I guess, as of right now, I'd like to meet Angela Gossow, Karyn Crisis, Chistoper Walken, John Legizomo, Lisa Lampanelli, Vince Vaughn, Angelina Jolie (I'd totally eat her pussy even if it was dirty), President Bush (so I can kick him in the nuts), Your Mom, and when I go to hell: Satan, Jesus Christ (He's my homeboy), Jeffery Dahmer, Ed Gein, John Wayne Gacy, and Hitler..Oh yeah, and Bruce Campbell here..He's my future ex-husband..Isn't he dreamy hehe?My kind of guy hehe!Listen to the man!!I wish there was a real Michael Scofield hehe :)Robert Lee Ermey. The most insane motherfucker ever. I love this guy hehe..and more for his roll in Full Metal Jacket not Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Although he was excellent in that too :D ..Angel Disaster and I fucking around on moving day haha
SLIPPERY WHEN WET!Fucking Karyn Crisis! That's how long I want my hair!************Music: METAL, METAL, METAL BABY!!!!!! Baby Bone Crushing Death Metal, Christ-Raping Black Metal, Neck Snapping Trash Meal, Doom Metal, Speed Metal, Power Metal, Hardcore, etc....Anthrax, Arch Enemy, Nailbomb, Thanatos, Skinless, Behemoth, Bolt Thrower, Carcass, Catastrophic, Cannibal Corpse,Beneath the Massacre, Children of Bodom, Cradle of Filth, Crematorium, COC, Crisis, Death, Dimmu Borgir, Deicide, Divine Empire, GWAR, Goatwhore, God Forbid, Hypocrisy, Hatebreed, Hate Eternal, Incantation, Cephalic Carnage, Infernaeon, Into Eternity, Pestilence, Cryptopsy, Kreator, Krisiun, King Diamond, Lamb of God, The Crown, Iced Earth, Rotting Christ, Monstrosity, Venom, Destruction, Megadeth, Macabre, Misery Index, Morbid Angel, Mercyful Fate, Mortician, Malevolent Creation, My Ruin, Nile, Strapping Yound Lad, Overkill, Obituary, Pantera, Storm Troppers of Death, Sadistic Intent, Soilent Green, Slayer, Sepultura, System of a Down, Suffocation, Six Feet Under, Dying Fetus, Nocturnus, Napalm Death, Devourment, Old Man's Child, Testament, Tenacious D, Vital Remains, Vile, Vader, Walls of Jericho. As well as Classic Rock..The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Who, The Eagles, CCR, Jefferson Airplane, Tom Petty, Kansas, Blue Oyster Cult, Allman Brothers Band, Moody Blues, Buffalo Springfield, Rolling Stones, Janice Joplin, The Animals, Pink Floyd, old Aerosmith etc..What can I say? My Parents were products of the 60's & 70's lol. And some Tribal music, like Celtic Irish bagpipes and folk music, Indian drums and flutes, and so on...HAHA!!
PoisonDVD I'm on :) That's me on the cover, sitting in the chair ;p****** FILMS:The Departed, FEAST, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Borat, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, 300, Scarface, All of the Texas Chainsaw Massacres, Hero, Evil Dead I & II, Army of Darkness, Chucky, Full Metal Jacket, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Pumpkinhead, Posion Ivy, Brotherhood of the Wolf, The Village, Unbreakable, The Whole 9 yards, Dogma, Clerks II, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, The Simpsons, Superbad, Best in Show, Venom, Hostel, House of 1000 corpses, Devils Rejects, Wolf, Club Dread, Supertroopers, Signs, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Braveheart, Talladega Nights, Half Baked, William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Jackass, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Blood In Blood Out, Gremlins, Critters, Tremors, Dusk til Dawn, The Godfather, Scarface, History of Violence, Goodfellas, The Crow, The Craft, Van Wilder, Kill Bill I & II, Jet Li and Jackie Chan movies..Basically just a lot of Horror & Gore, Crime/Dramas, Comedy, Fantasies, and Action..... Chunky Monkey Baby Sin :DRespect the babies, or they'll have your face!!My Buddy Thor...he's a dipshit hehe!Like Britney, but without the dirty vag...
The Boondocks, Prison Break, Lisa Lampanelli, Supernatural, Chapelle Show, HHB, South Park, Married with Children, Metalocalypse bitches!!!!, Uranium, Masterminds, COPS, Supermax, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, Law and Order, THE SHIELD (Fucking amazing show!), Penn and Teller's: Bullshit, Cathouse, The Office, IT's always sunny in Philadelphia, Family Guy, Reno 911....A lot of Comdey Central, Court TV, FX, and Fox. Love the History channels and Discovery channels too...
I read a lot of horror and occult books. A LOT of Stephen King....Pet Semetary, Rose Madder, DESPERATION, The SHINING, The Green Mile, Salem's Lot, Secret Window, Apt Pupil, Carrie, Christine, Cujo, The Dead Zone, The Eyes of the Dragon, It, Needful THings, etc... As well as The Talisman and Black House written my Stephen King and Peter Straub..Two of thee most amazing Horror/Fantasy Books I've ever read! I also like Dean Koontz and Peter Straub. I read a lot of books on Serial Killers, profiling them and giving their life stories. Mythology, History, and Religious books are also a fav..Joesph Campbell is God, lol..
George Carlin, Lisa Lampanelli, Arnold Schwarzenegger (close enough), Terry "The Hulk" Hogan, My Mommy, Xena Warrior Princess, Robert Lee Emery, Masuimi Max, Christopher Walken, Angelina Jolie, Ms. Swan haha, and My Crotch ;p.....I'll have the happy ending too, thank you :D