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Penny Layne

I am serious...and don't call me Shirley

About Me


NOTHING THAT HAS MEANING IS EASY


Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, loving someone deeply gives you courage. And you'll blame a new love for things an old one did. One must have chaos in ones self to be able to give birth to a dancing star. Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. A reality that has taken me far too long to realize. Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. Especially mine. When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and I will be there. Life is way too short to be wasted. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. Say what you mean and mean what you say. Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Forget how you feel and remember what you deserve. You only get one chance to to live so make it worth it and feel ALIVE.

There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not (s)He


* I don't hate the world. I love my life as well as the amazing people I've chosen to fill it
* The only pain I feel is heartbreak
* ATTENTION!!!! Guitar Hero really needs to stop stealing my friends and making them crazy
* Love DOESN'T conquer all (but I'll continue to do it anyway)
* I am left handed
* Please keep the flashing of the metal horns to a minimum. It's not necessary in every picture. You're not 'more metal than thou'. Sorry.
* Vegetarian
* I like and require alot of attention
* I am a raving lunatic 99.9% of the time
* I'm deathly afraid of caterpillars and ladybugs
* I DO NOT EAT ANIMALS. I HATE FUR AND GUNS AND I DO NOT SUPPORT HUNTING
* SLAYER rocks. AC/DC sucks. True story
* I absolutley LOVE little kids that wear glasses
* Starbucks and The Coffee Bean are like liquid crack. How can you live without white chocolate mocha? HOW?
* iF YoU TypE LiKe ThIs I hope you implode
* I dig a sense of humor. And you must be at least half as retarded as I am otherwise we probably won't get along
* Hell is empty and all the devils are here

NO * Skanks/jealous girlfriends/ex-girlfriends
* Rap/R&B/hip-hop
* Liars/cheaters
* Junkies
* Sushi
* Animal testing (Procter and Gamble)
* Bratty children. And their dilusional parents. Or those who constantly talk about their children. Who are-quite frankly-out of control spoiled f'n brats. Stfu. Kthxbye

**BIG FAT DENY**
+ If you don't have any pictures of yourself. Or, if your pics are of your abs or your stupid import car or big ass pick-up truck that I don't give a shit about
+ Hot chick friend collectors will-be-DENIED. You can have 4590895 half naked girls on your list-but you're STILL ugly and your Myspace pimpness doesn't mean jack shit to me so please get a life
+ Please-no add requests or messages from thugs, G's, homies or the like. I can't understand ebonics and I can't shake that azz and I won't be able to holla atcha boy
+ DO NOT get pissed at me if I deny your comment. That which includes inappropriate comments. Also "Thanks for the Add" comments will ALWAYS be denied
+ And please dont hit me with the *Sexy Truck*. I just may have to kill you

And if you don't like me-it's probably because I didn't like you first >:)


My Interests


Music * Hollywood * ECW * John Wayne * concerts * Tatoos * ballads * PVC and latex/vinyl * coffee * all things Hustler * dancing * Cryptozoology * text messaging * ice cream * MAC and Medusa's Makeup * happiness * stripper poles * wolves * the beach * the ocean * traveling * acting * Cuddling * braking for animals * horror/horror movies/conventions * wife beaters * sweatpants * shiny objects * rockstardom * All things evil, starting with myself

Dirty Love=only the greatest move like everrrrrr ♥

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She shines in a world full of ugliness.
She matters when everything is meaningless.



THIS is what I think ;)

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

-Nietzsche

I'd like to meet:


Music:



A Perfect Circle
Apoptygma Berzerk
Bile
Biohazard
Black Label Society
Chemlab
Children of Bodom
Chimaira
Cinderella
Coal Chamber
Combichrist
Crossbreed
Deadstar Assembly
Deadsy
Devildriver
Dimmu Borgir
Dope
Dope Stars Inc.
Dry Kill Logic
Front Line Assembly
Grendel
Faster Pussycat
Fear Factory
God Forbid
Gojira
Guns N Roses
Gravity Kills
Hanzel Und Gretyl
Heaven Shall Burn
HellYeah
Hypocrisy
ICP
Iron Maiden
Imperative Reaction
KMFDM
Lamb of God
Lollipop Lust Kill
Lordi
Lynard Skynard
Marilyn Manson
MachineHead
Mercenary
Metal Skool
Meshuggah
Ministry
Mindless Self Indulgence
Mnemic
Motley Crue
Murderdolls
Mushroomhead
Nightwish
Ocean Machine
Pantera
Poison
Porcelain and the Tramps
Portishead
Primer 55
Puscifer
Rammstein
Revolting Cocks
Rob/White Zombie
Sevendust
Sinisstar
Skid Row
Skinny Puppy
Slayer
Slipknot
Snake River Conspiracy
Sneaker Pimps
Soilwork
Static-X
Strapping Young Lad
Suicide Commando
The Birthday Massacre
Tool
Type O Negative
Vast
Velvet Acid Christ
Wednesday 13
White/Rob Zombie
Wumpscut

Movies:

Scary creature movies are the greatest. And Bruce Campbell. And TROMA!
40 Year Old Virgin
8MM
Almost Famous
American Werewolf in London/Paris
Anchorman
April Fools Day
Army of Darkness
Bad Moon
Basket Case
Battle Royale
Beetlejuice
Best in Show
Blades of Glory
Bubba Hotepp
Carnival of Souls
City of the Living Dead (aka The Gates of Hell)
Crash
Dagon
Dead Alive (aka BrainDead
Dead and Breakfast
Demonia
Dirty Love
Drop Dead Fred
Edward Scissorhands
Employee of the Month
Eraserhead
Evil Dead (1&2
Fargo
Fear
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Final Destination (1&2)
Four Rooms
Ghost
Good Luck Chuck
Grandma's Boy
Halloween
House
House of Wax
Idle Hands
I Spit on Your Grave
Legend
Lost Highway
Man's Best Friend
Malibu's Most Wanted
Maniac
Monster
Napoleon Dynamite
Nightbreed
Nothing to Lose
Office Space
People Under the Stairs
Pumpkinhead
Return to Oz (holy creepy)
Scary Movie (all)
Shaun of the Dead
Stephen King's Silver Bullet
Stephen King's Sleepwalkers
Strangeland
Susperia
Talladega Nights
The Abominable Dr. Phibes
The Craft
The Crow
The House by the Cemetery
The Lost Boys
The Neverending Story (1&2)
The Onion Movie
The Relic
Thelma and Louise
This is Spinal Tap
Trick or Treat
Waxwork (1&2)
White Chicks

Television:


Animal Planet
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Family Guy (and after much resistance too)

Books:


Aleister Crowley
Anton Lavey
H.P. Lovecraft
P.D. Ouspensky

Heroes:



The details

Status: Taken.
Here for: Friends, networking, headaches
Hometown: Where demons and whores rule the night
Body Type: 5'5 and fabulous

Sign: Aquarius
Smoke / Drink: No/Maybe
Children: She's way awesome
Occupation: Nightmare

My Blog

bringing the Scum (and chaos) to Las Vegas while on tour with Scum of the Earth 2007

    We went to Vegas while on tour. .. And the result? -- Riggs kicking ass in  Blackjack, too much tequila, my 'lost'  phone (that wasn't really lost), Brandon puking in...
Posted by Penny Layne on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST

Gracing your television-The Bone Jangler and moi

"The Bone Jangler" Broadcasted in 21 states (including Illinois, California, Florida, Wisconsin, Virginia, West Virginia, North Carolina). In Chicagoland its on Channel 10 at 10:30 Saturday nights...
Posted by Penny Layne on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST

This HAS to be stopped! Save wolves.....

Wolves are one of my most favorite things in this world. This here cannot happen! Wolves are far too beautiful a creature to just be *erradicated*     The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service ha...
Posted by Penny Layne on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:24:00 PST