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Angel Disaster

Coming to conquer a town near you! Tour dates will be posted for July-August

About Me


My real name is Angel, doesn’t seem to fit but I guess it works ;) Libyan, Egyptian, Italian gal who grew up in the Washington, DC/AVxVA area. At the moment live in Charlotte, NC and Fort Lauderdale, FL. That means I am a bad driver and have a bad attitude. I also used to go to Miami to train three hours a day where I did martial arts, weaponry, and learning stunts to do stunt work for movies. Yes, I gots skills! Other than that I have been into competitive dance and gymnastics since age 3 as well as contortion. I also do legal work in Florida/DC dealing with and preparing multi million dollar mass tort medical malpractice lawsuit cases. I am a busy girl who likes to stay busy. I travel a lot whether it is for work or leisure.
I do modeling & sometimes acting for various types of things, not just metal. Little Miss Washington DC to catalogue, makeup, hair, and more boring gay things of the sort. In the music industry, I do vids, cd covers(metal and rap haha chut up!), merchandise "modeling", magazines, instruments, and of course dancing queen for bands haha ;) If you have seen me somewhere, it probably was me. If you are interested, send me a message. Is it free? Hell NO!! I get taken care of...
(I love my satin sheets and the smell of $
Hmmm!!
(For those who dont know me, that was an inside joke...)
More useless info about me: I am hyperactive and for the most part have a busy life. I hate being lazy, I like to use up all of my energy. Everything I do is spontaneously random for the most part. Never try to understand me as I even dont make sense to myself most of the time.
I have always been very opinionated and quite ballsy. Basically, I gotta mouth and I know how to use it ;) If I have a thought or something to say, I am going to say it...when one goes contra, I love debate. Please do not talk to me or ask about what my beliefs are. That is private to me and I am not interested in yours lol.
I am quick with the mind, tongue, and fist so watch the fuck out!! I am straight the fuck up! Don’t take it personal, its just how I grew up. I am also an insomniac and tend to be an asshole...get over it ;)...

My Interests

Welcome to My Space...

PROUD SUPPORTER OF THE SFME!

My family and friends!! ♥... Going to shows, dancing, causing a ruckus, traveling, modeling, meeting new people..sometimes, CSI(not the show), NINJAS, debate, knives, occult, fuckin satan, graffiti, riding mechanical bulls that get OWNED!(for those of you who were there), road trips, hot ass Euro men grrowl, contortion, studying law, criminal psychology, tattoos, Cirque de Soleil, sugar free Red Bull, Xanex, top shelf liqour, WAR, neologisms, Pushead, sick humor, bloodshed, weaponry, boxing, sparring, grappling, piggy back rides, soccer, gymnastics, learning and studying new shit, reading useless fact books, being a vindictive gemini heh, driving around when I am bored, talking shit, languages, analyzing shit and beating the crap out of anyone that deserves it. This is just the basics...the rest is personal.

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I'd like to meet:

*IF YOU ARE A REAL LIFE FRIEND AND I HAVE NOT SENT A REQUEST YET, PLEASE ADD MY OTHER PAGE IN MY TOP FRIENDS* It is a personal profile that I made to have freedom from the fake ass internet world. Personal shit and pics of me and my friends added to the other page ;) That means you!! Other than that, please stop sending messages asking to be added. Why? I dont know you!
To get to the personal page click on me!
Now, for people I would like to meet: Interesting individuals, people I have met, or people who I might cross paths with some day. I am on here to know people, network, and communicate with people I want in my life. Nothing more, nothing less. People who wont get mad because it takes me awhile to reply. I know a lot of people and get a lot of messages. Most of the time I am either out of town or some idiot sent me a virus and it screws my comp up for about a month. So dont get all pissy about it. Remember, I do not get paid to sit on the internet!

People I dont want to meet:
→Fake me out thugs. Sorry, no thank you. Unless you are a real gangsta and can pop a cap in someones ass for me when I need you to...then stop adding me for my "ass".
→Those idiots who are into "black metal" yet they are really Christians! Nice try to slither your way into my profile and the lives of others! Trickery does not work here and I will not speak with someone who has a "black metal" band, yet is Christian. Up until just recently, I thought it was impossible. BM stands for something and you sound ridiculous! Thats insane!!
→I do not like internet weirdo's, 15 year old gals with their tits hangin out(its creepy), perverts, spammers, myspace whores, band whores, and bitchfaces who try to stalk me because they feel compelled to tell me something I can give a shit about.
→*I DO NOT "CHAT", OR INSTANT MESSAGE*
→*ALL of the Darkphotography photos on my page are either owned by me or Kelly from Darkphotography.net That means if you steal my identity, be prepared for me to beat the shit out of you! Also, if you live mainly in Europe and you have seen my face in certain places(like on naked chicks bods in photography books), those headshots were stolen! Please let me know where you have seen them. Yes this sounds ridiculous, but unfortunately it is true lol!
→I HAVE HAD A LOT OF MYSPACE FAKES STEALING MY PHOTOS AND CREATING PROFILES. LITTLE 16 YEAR OLD GIRLS TRYING TO BE ME OR OLD PERVERTED MEN TRYING TO ADD CHICKS. IF YOU HAVE TO QUESTION THIS PROFILE TO ONE THAT IS FAKE, THEN YOU ARE AN IDIOT. IF YOU ARE UNSURE, SEE HOW LONG I HAVE HAD MY ACCOUNT OR GO TO THE VITAL REMAINS PAGE AS I AM ALL OVER THAT PAGE AND ALL IS LEGIT. TO THE MORONS MAKING MY LIFE ALL SINGLE WHITE FEMALE, FUCK YOU!IF YOU HAVE SEEN ME ON OTHER SITES SUCH AS VAMPIREFREAKS.COM, THOSE PROFILES ARE ALSO FAKE. ITS SOME LOSER MAKING A LIFE OUT OF MY PHOTOS TRYING TO SCORE FRIENDS. IF YOU GET CAUGHT STEALING MY PICS FOR FAKE PROFILES, DO NOT THINK LAW ENFORCEMENT CANT SEND A REQUEST TO MYSPACE TO GET YOUR COMPUTER INFO. NOT ONLY WILL YOU BE HAD BUT I ALSO PRESS CHARGES AND IT IS CONSIDERED FEDERAL.TAKE THAT IMPOSTER LOSERS!!

Music:

Hope to see you around ; )
As for music, my preference is for the extreme and has been since I was young. I listen to mainly underground music of the type; black metal mostly then death metal, some grindcore here and there, psychobilly, and drunk/street punk fucking rock. I like ambient music and some 80's depending on what it is.I will listen to some good underground dance music only because I do love to dance. Here are some things I like, not all but whatever I can pull out of my ass at the time:
Antaeus, Absu, Anal Cunt, The Accused, Amebix, Acheron, Angel Corpse, At The Gates, Abazagorath, Abscess, Agnostic Front, Acid Bath, Abigail, Amorphis, Axegrinder, Assuck, Atrocious Madness, Aeturnus, Anti Nowhere League, Anal Blast, Bathory, Belphegor, Behemoth, Blood Coven, Beherit, Bolt Thrower, Beheaded, Black Flag, Blood 4 Blood, Black Label Society, Brother Inferior, Crucifucks, Canibal Corpse, Celtic Frost, Caustic Christ, Carcass, Cradle of Filth, Christ on Parade, Carnal Forge, Cephalic Carnage, Confessor, Corrosion of Conformity, Control Denied, Circle Jerks, Cro-Mags, Carnivore, Cattle Decapitation, Code13, The Crown, Cryptopsy, Crowbar, Corpus Christii, Cluster Bomb Unit, Clutch, Death, Detestation, Dissection, Destoyer666, Drill, Dead Can Dance, Delirium, Darkmoon, Dehumanized, Deviated Instinct, Dawn, Dismember, Doom, Distraught, Devil To Pay, Divine Empire, Deicide, Disgorge, Dark Funeral, Danzig, Dayglo, Dimmu Borgir, Dark Throne, Demonic, Down, Destroy, Dying Fetus, Darkane, Death Angel, Emporer, Entombed, Enslaved, Exhorder, Exhumed, English Beat,Faith No More, Filth Porn, Golgotha, Gorguts, Graveland, Gorgasm, God Dethroned, Government Issue, Gaahlskag, Gorgoroth, Goatwhore, Grave, Gwar, Germs, Helmet, Hypocricy, Hemdale, Hellhammer, The Haunted, Hemlock, In Flames (old), Inquisition,Iron Maiden so so, Lords of Acid, The Locust, Leviathan, King Diamond, Krisiun, Katharsis, Kitka, Kyuss, Impaled, Immortal, Immolation, Incantation, Inquisition,Impaled Nazarene, Ibex Throne, Lamb, Luciferion, Led Zeppelin, Marduk, Merrimack, Morbid Angel, Mayhem, Mortician, Meat Shits, Mortiis, Ministry, M.O.D, Malevolent Creation, MDC, Misfits, Macabre, Monstrosity, Misery Index, Morphine, Nausea, Negative Approach, Napalm Death, Naglfar, Nightwish, Obituary, Opeth, Old Man's Child, Origin, Pestilence, Police, Pink Floyd, Queens Of Stone Age, Rush, Rigor Mortis, RKL, Rotting Christ, Satyricon, Sheer Terror, Slayer, Skitzo, Skitso(yes there is a difference), Suffocation, Skinless, Septic Death, Sick of It All, Samael, Social Distortion( and of course Mike Ness albums), Soilent Green, Strapping Young Lad, Sotajumala, Siouxie and the Banshees, Testament, The Accused, Taake, , Todestrieb, Todesboden, Tsjuder, Trollskogen, Toxic Narcotic, Therion, Tool, Type O Negative, The Egg, Usurper, Ulver, Unseen Terror, Voivod, Vader, Vile, Venom, Venereal Disease, Vomitory, Vital Remains, Violent Society, Youth of Today, Zyklon...and anything composed by Danny Elfman. Alright I am just gonna stop right here before this shit gets outta hand.

Sas Christian is awesome!

Movies:


I dont fucking know...a bunch. Sin City, Snatch, Kung Fu Hustle, Kill Bill 1 &2, The Chronicles of Reddick, Slingblade, Natural Born Killers, Suburbia, True Romance, Alice in Wonderland, Oldschool, The Hunted, Falling Down, Faces of Death, Braveheart, Fear & Loathing, Clockwork Orange, 4 Rooms, Goonies, Gummo, Taxi, Full Metal Jacket, The City of Lost Children, 5th Element, Romper Stomper, The Burbs, The Usual Suspects, Monty Python & the Holy GrailAmerican History X, and A Patriot Act(about Bush), Fahrenheit 911, Reservoir Dogs, Phantom of the Opera, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, This is Spinal Tap, Dazed in Confused, Legend, Last of the Mohicans, Lost Boys, Ferris Buelers Day Off, and Super Troopers. I love cheesy B movies and old horror flix, TROMA, Cult Classics, and Independent films, or anything with Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, John Cusack, or Christopher Walken in it...grrar. GORE GORE GORE!! In yo face!!...it's humorous

Television:

I fucking hate tv! I get annoyed with it and dont really have the time to watch it. I will watch Dexter, Bill Mahar and Soprano's.

Books:

I like to read books about True Crimes, War, Social Science, Psychology, Human Body Language, and anything else that will widen my intelligence. Other than that I like The Brethren, Banned in DC, Lords of Chaos, Worst Case Scenario...because those are fuckin hilarious, The Broken Mirror, The Art of War, 48 Laws of Power, The Art Of Seduction, 48 Strategies To War, The Big Book of Porn, and anything Hunter Thompson, Robert Greene and Tom Clancy. I like to read books about Ancient Egypt and Americas. Right now I am reading a school book my mother gave me on criminal behavior and psychology which characterizes the different criminal behaviors...very interesting.

Heroes:

EVIL ROB!! Nah, my true heroes I like to keep personal and to myself.

My Blog

R2 Mailbox in Rhode Island...

How fucking cool is this?? I was laughing my arse off!!...
Posted by Angel Disaster on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:10:00 PST

On the bright side...

Some of you know I tried out for the movie "Leatherheads"(with George Clooney and Rene Zellweger). I tried out to be a 1920's flapper girl. I would have been dancing in a jazz club with a cute outfit ...
Posted by Angel Disaster on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:26:00 PST