To my dear long-standing personal friends...
I AM NO LONGER A MEMBER OF "ODIOUS"
For those of you that remember me before I joined Odious, you will be ecstatic to hear that I am going back to my extremely heavy metal style of writing/playing. For those that came to know me from Odious, be prepared for shit more ruthless than Lord of the Bling and Lookout. I am working on a new project that I promise you is WAY SICK AS FUCK.
It is time to weed out the weak.
If you're a close acquaintance, I will tell you where you can sneak a peek...otherwise, the details are a closely guarded secret. The members will always be, for the most part, anonymous to the general public...even off stage.
...below is what 'happened' because I should have taken a
tiny sanity break hours earlier from designing all the tour shit.
Can you hear it?
...can you hear the subconcious me begging and pleading
for mercy through the use of this graphic as a medium?
LOL!
Slain Body of Travelocity Spokesman Found Early Tuesday
Associated Press- The body of Travis L. Gnome, age 36, was discovered early Tuesday morning by a jogger while she was out for her sunrise exercise. The jogger, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated the she immediately recognized the victim as the lovable spokesman for Travelocity. "I didn't even need to hear his cute little British accent to know it was him.", the woman later told the detectives.
Gnome, who had been protecting the garden of a sponsor family in Upper Arlington while in the the U.S. on a work visa, was accosted sometime in the wee hours of Tuesday. He had suffered blunt force trauma to the head and, confirmed in a preliminary autopsy, to also have been repeatedly sodomized. This detail was already presumed by the detectives on the scene merely by judging the position of the corpse. Upon arrival, officers had to use pepper spray to subdue a neighbor's Beagle that took it upon himself to assume the remains for a couple of opportunistic 'sexual test laps' around the front yard. "Whatever that beagle was driving must not have been running properly.", said one elderly neighbor woman. "He sure was grunting a lot and pushing it with all of his might all around the property!"
Police are unclear of the motive for the murder, but robbery is suspected due to the fact that some personal items were missing from the victim. Emmitt Keebler, an elf that lives in a tree next to the garden that Gnome watched over, said that the victim always carried trinkets on him at all times. No such items were found on or near the body at the time of discovery. "Everybody was always after his Lucky Charms.", Keebler said.
Police are currently searching for Jeeves, spokesmodel of the 'Ask Jeeves' service company. "We aren't implying that Mr. Jeeves is a suspect in the case," said Detective H.K. (aka "Hong Kong") Phooey, "...but we utilize the Homeland Security profiling methods, and rather than chasing after a hot lead, we've found in the past that it's more of a benefit to accuse a stereotypical individual, in this case, a butler, as the perpetrator of the crime to appease the public and make law enforcement look more efficient."
No charges will be filed against the Beagle.
ODIOUS FETUS WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR TWO (2) MORE WEEKS UPON DEMAND.
I'VE ADOPTED A
CUTE LIL'
ODIOUS FETUS!
FROM THE EVIL DR. LADD'S
PERSONAL FETUSLAB!
=+= HOORAY MUTATED FETUS! =+=
Do you want an Odious Fetus for YOUR page?
...THEN GET YOUR OWN
O-FETAL MISCARRIAGE HERE!!
I'VE ADOPTED A
CUTE LIL'
ODIOUS FETUS!
FROM THE
EVIL DR. LADD'S
PERSONAL FETUSLAB!
=+= HOORAY MUTATED FETUS! =+=
Hmm ...are you giving this humble guy some room to exercise narcissism? Well, ok...I'm GOD!!! (well, not yet anyway) I've only mastered conjuring up 4 of the 7 plagues, but I hear practice makes perfect. At least that's what my slaves and minions tell me.
I'd like to give a shout out to the ole Prezzy Baby!
...thanks to G.W.'s fuel hikes and budget cuts back in '02, I was no longer employed as an Aeronautical/Aerospace Logistics Expert.
...so I became a metal musician instead! I'm just one that knows a great deal about physics (applied and theoretical), engineering, nuclear medicine, radiology, anatomy, psychology/sociology, meteorology/climatology, chemistry, theology, navigation, logistics (continental, oceanic, and aeronautical)...
...ok, ok. In honesty, I really suck at finance and accounting.
Those two are definitely my brain's "bum knees".
...but I can tell you the complete metallurgical content of a minted coin and the process that is involved to make it.
Awww...
I offended widdle PhotoBucket's
iddle-bitty rules.
Hey...guess what, PhotoChuckit?
WHO THE FUCK DON'T I OFFEND AT SOME POINT?
Photobucket is obviously NOT one of my good friends, or they would have known that factoid about me and just loved me anyway.
So now I get to find out who turned me in to PhotoNazi and then javalock their page up tighter than a nun's cunt.
Want something fun to do this summer?
...then try your luck at keeping up with the Formula T/A
that has THIS plate on the back of it.
(...just don't pay any attention to
the high-pitched whistling sounds coming from under its hood.)
