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Pez

She is tight, like a mans anus

About Me


I'm Danielle . Pez . Ulvi . Devi [whichever you prefer]
THAT IS A REAL MAN RIGHT THERE. CAN YOU MEASURE UP TO HIS BRUTALITY, I THINK NOT!!! SPARRRTAAAAAAAAA!
stab teh kitty: WILL YOU STICK YOUR HAND UP MY ASS
apatheticdrunk: WOULD YOU LIKE IT
stab teh kitty: I COULD FEEL IT TICKLE MY UVULA
apatheticdrunk: HOT
apatheticdrunk: fisting kinda creeps me out
apatheticdrunk: but i'll give it a shot
stab teh kitty: now tell me more about your penile enlargement
apatheticdrunk: i got the basic package
stab teh kitty: does it burn when you pee?
apatheticdrunk: only in an oven
stab teh kitty: TREE TRUNK PENIS!!!
apatheticdrunk: it's more like the size of my arm
apatheticdrunk: but close enough
apatheticdrunk: what was the deal with the max hardcore stuff
apatheticdrunk: it was pretty freaky deaky
stab teh kitty: whats the deal with all those hookers under your bed? I think they were asleep but they felt cold.
apatheticdrunk: i thought i told you to stay between the sheets
stab teh kitty: I PEEKED
stab teh kitty: AFTER I PEAKED
stab teh kitty: AHEE AHEEE AHURR
apatheticdrunk: i was about to make that joke
apatheticdrunk: my hookers are my business
stab teh kitty: with my own damn penis up my ass
apatheticdrunk: the hookers stay frozen under my bed where they belong
stab teh kitty: well the last time I got jizz on my leg it burned right through like acid. damn caffiene & drugs.
stab teh kitty: CHIPPITY CHIPPITY CHOP OUT POPS MY COCK.
apatheticdrunk: yeah but my jizz is just like that frosting they put on cupcakes
apatheticdrunk: it's not harmful, it's tasty
stab teh kitty: where's the cream filling? OH IT ON MY FACE EHEHE.
stab teh kitty: I LIKA TAEK PICATURE OF EET FUR MAHSPAECE
apatheticdrunk: CUMFACE 4 MYSPACE
stab teh kitty: :-!
stab teh kitty: HEY
stab teh kitty: Put that butt plug down. ITS ONLY FOR DECORATION
apatheticdrunk: you no wanta the cumfacea?
stab teh kitty: I love me some rednecks
stab teh kitty: get real hairy and dress in flannel with a big hacket and a big blue ox. That makes me wet like a river
stab teh kitty: YOU LIKE TO BANG SHEEP
apatheticdrunk: no no
stab teh kitty: Don't deny which you cannot hide.
apatheticdrunk: ok ok ok ok
apatheticdrunk: sheep are nice BUT
apatheticdrunk: pussies are better
stab teh kitty: alright then! Now go put on the Gimp mask
apatheticdrunk: you're too freaky for me
apatheticdrunk: i just wanna jump your skin bones
stab teh kitty: GET OVER HERE YOU WOMAN I WANNA KNAW YOUR OVARIAN TUBES
He said he just wanted to talk, but the way he was naked and had his cock in hand made me a little skeptical.
I most likely will only accept friend requests if I know you in person/personally in one form or another. Sorry I just am trying to avoid unfamiliars at the moment.
Q: OMFG Pez why you so mean?
A: Because you're so stupid >:E
I act out of love. it's just very violent love...
with lots of blood and screaming.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Cheshire Cat(Alice in Wonderland)
Jhonen Vasquez
Roman Dirge
Jim Mahfood
Tyler Durden
Hitler
Trent Reznor
MSI
Tool
My Characters come to life
Charles Manson
Jesus
ATHF
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Beavis and Butthead
Rick(Degrassi)
Jim Morrison
Chuck Palahniuk
Messy Stench
<3

My Blog

Oh I still come from time to time, here that is :3

So, it's been about a year now & yes Myspace still is frequented by me, but moreso only when there is something of importance to be stated. Or posted. Or...keeping in touch. I mean afterall t...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 00:17:00 GMT

hurrs an update (ifyoucare)

So, I've managed to keep this Candy Store job for a bit over half a year. *waits for applause* Yes I know I probably just jinx'd it. Other than work my scedule has been mostly: -Sketch/Draw a million...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 00:20:00 GMT

Beat it like that sonabitch owes you money.

Blogging sounds alot like flogging... Hmmm. I never check this shite, haha. J-BEARS COMING TO STEAL ME FOR A WEEK!!! [again blahblahblah I work alot blahblahblah lipstick lesbians blahblahblah I love...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 00:54:00 GMT

In the event of boredom, read this,

Strange questions What is the closest thing to you that is orange?: PEZ Do you have a drinking problem?: My name is Pez and I have a protein smoothie problem What was your weirdest dream??: t...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 13:17:00 GMT

Internet soon to be Suspended...

After tonight I most likely will not have internet for quite a while. I couldn't find a job in time and now they are taking my internet since I don't have 300 dollars to pay the rent. I mean I had g...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:29:00 GMT

Mental Reminder: Upcoming Concerts

Upcoming Concerts: NIN- June 28th- Germain Ampetheater  (already going *Noms*) The Dresden Dolls- July 6th -Lifestyle Communities Pavilion Mindless Self Indulgence- July 16th- Newport Music Hall ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 21:46:00 GMT

PEZ BIRTHDAY DOOM !!!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!! (GAH. I am 20 ;  ;) now...where's my cake & presents >:E "You're one year older, one year wiser,Rock 'n roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser.A room full of friends,...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:23:00 GMT

The trouble with life is...

My birthday is coming and with this age complex I have it's like some horrid nightmare I can't stop from devouring me. Sometimes I wish I didn't know anyone and they didn't know me. at all. A total re...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 13:34:00 GMT

request denied gents.

It's a bit silly how many times some males will beg and plead for you to do sexual things with/for them. They dont give up, No means No. Why cant they understand? In this thing they think of as ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:00:00 GMT

random thought .1

maaan,I wish likeyou had a health meterthattold you exactly what was wrong with youso you were likeOH!cool okay I'll fix itbecause right nowI feel pretty damn grossand it sucksbecauseI cannot pay the ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 23:18:00 GMT