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Chris

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About Me

There's far too much to try and fit into a paragraph, same goes for everyone. Except fundamentalists, you can fit them into a jar. Or several jars placed alphabetically, organ by organ on a shelf.There's too much in between stuff ya see so here's the extremes and you can fill in the middle along the way somehow. Or else I'll change my mind any second now and just waffle for a while longer.Wibble?Right, I've changed my mind: I'm vocalist and guitarist in a metal band called Era Vulgaris. We were once described as Led Zeppelin playing Death, which was the best compliment we've ever been given cos Zeppelin are the best band in the world ever and Death are the best metal band in the world ever. I'm half Irish, half Scottish, all mentalish. Slaughterhouse 5 and Locke's Essay On Human Understanding changed my life. I was brought up a born again christian but had to leave all that because it made no logical sense to me at all. I don't hate christianity, I don't think God hates us all or any of that other immature Kerry King syle bullshit and I don't get how anyone can think they're clever by rejecting christianity with t-shirts that say Jesus Is The Crucified Whore when surely they believe that Jesus either never existed or is dead. Basically I hate any sort of sensationalism, hence Cradle of Filth and Deicide in my mind are just extremely mentally lost.I can talk to anyone and I can talk about anything, I have zero inhibitions as I see them only as an obstruction. Some people appreciate this, some find it unnerving, make up your own mind. Rock on!

My Interests

Music; listening and playing. Literature; reading and writing. Drama; watching and acting. Sex; observing and having! Knowledge basically, a gnostic in the earliest sense of the word.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't narrowminded. If you have any hang ups at all then please don't contact. Unless they're like hang up manequins or something crazy like that, I could probably adjust in that case.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Death, Tourniquet, Jurassic 5, DJ Shadow, Nina Simone, Primus, Deep Purple, Megadeth, Nirvana, NIN, Mastodon, Mayhem, Ad Mortem, Cryptopsy, Era Vulgaris (MY band!) CLICK IT!!!, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Sepultura, Soulfly, Primordial, Blue Oyster Cult, Lizst, Beethoven, Chopin, Mozart, Miles Davis, Guns N Fuckin Roses!!!, John Coltrance, Pantera, Rage Against The Machine, Behemoth, A Canorous Quintet, Believer, Mortification, Destruction, Testament, System of a Down, Morbid Angel, Obituary, Dismember, Suffocation, Steve Vai, Paul Gilbert, Jason Becker, Trouble, Emperor, Aerosmith, At The Gates, Carcass, Decapitated, Katatonia, Metallica, Jeff Buckley, Prince, God Speed You Black Emperor, The Swarm, Emperor, James Brown, The Bad Plus, Malmsteen, Weather Report, Herbie Hancock, Vengeance Rising, Black Sabbath, Rainbow and on and on and on and on....

Movies:

Narrowed down as much as possible: Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Akira, The Princess Bride, Waynes World I + II, Rear Window, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Bladerunner. They pissed on your fucking rug! The Big Lebowski!

Television:

Comedies, it's all about the comedies! Family Guy, Southpark, Father of the Pride, Simpsons, Friends, Scrubs, That 70's Show, Grounded For Life, Dirty Sanchez, Futurama, Pinky and the Brain, Animaniacs. And any documentaries that look in any way interesting: occult, natural world, true life crime and so on.

Books:

Slaughterhouse 5 - read it. Now!!!The Book of the Law - read it. Or don't. Do What Thou Wilt.Sombrero Fallout, The Tin Drum, Catch 22, Lord of the Rings, Magician, Foundation, The Sandman series, Akira series, A Magick Life, The Bible, Heroditus - The Histories, Locke's An Essay on Human Understanding, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, A History of Western Philosophy, The Pre-Socratics, The Picture of Dorian Gray, everything by Vonnegut and just generally far too many to type out in one go! Tell you what, I'll add to this as time goes on!

Heroes:

Crowley, every member of Zeppelin, John Locke, Nietzsche, Chuck Schuldiner, Dave Mustaine, Kurt Vonnegut

My Blog

Porn

Can anyone explain to me why the fuck anyone buys porn mags anymore?  And we must assume that they do because they're still sold, I've seen them there in the background on the top shelf in the co...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:28:00 PST

You haven't lived...

...until you've had a french kiss and then taken a snail for a walk over a frog's legs. That is all.
Posted by Chris on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 05:12:00 PST

Amuse me minions.

I have some funny contacts on this here myspace and I want to see what ye will say to this. Your continued existence in the Chris' Myspace time continuum may depend on it. copy this into a comment...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 04:23:00 PST

Pass me a bucket...

and then pass me a shovel so that just before nausea takes over every vestige of my being i can hit the guy that wrote this over the head for the good of mankind in general. This entire steaming cr...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 06:53:00 PST

THIS IS A SEXYY TRUCK!!! ugh

-|^^^^^^^^^^^^| |STANs CONDOMS | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ THIS IS A SEXYY TRUCK IF U SEND THIS IT MEANS UR A FUCKIN GAYLORD LOSER.... IF U ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:17:00 PST

The ABC of........................Me!!!

A- Age of your first kiss: exchange of bodily fluid? 12 B- Band you are listening to right now: Blue Oyster Cult C- Car: i don't drive, it's too fuckin expensive here, i fly on the wings of love whi...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!!!

Offended? I damn sure hope so. The proverbial buck stops here. From now on anyone who deems it necessary to post anything more than five bulletins (and I think that's being damn fucking generous) in o...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Democrat me hole!

You scored as Democrat. Democrat 100% Green 92% Socialist 75% Communism 67% Anarchism 67% Nazi 8% Fascism 8% Republican 0% What Poli...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gimme a damn break!!!!!!!!!

So I log on today and find that i have SEVEN fucking bulletins of the same Hallmark list bullshit thing. Right, here it is right out: I've never shyed away from offending people who I think deserved i...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Learn to fucking kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck like? It's not that hard to do! Here's the one most important thing to remember about kissing - it's an embrace of mouths, it's not fucking someone's mouth with your tongue!!! God...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST