Ms. Wendy Rocket aka The Viking Wench

About Me

Viking/Folk
Misc Metal
The funniest show in radio history. If you don't live in the area then get the podcast! Seriously, this shit is great.
‡ I'm Wendy.
‡ and .
‡ I live for music.
‡ I'm an asshole, but you'll learn to love me for it.
‡ I'm a nerd.
‡ I hate girls.
‡ Cursing is part of my everyday vocabulary.
‡ I've been playing guitar since I was 14.
‡ I smoke too much (cigs).
‡ I'm left-handed.
‡ I love beer, whiskey, and Guinness.
‡ I'm a Christian, yet very open-minded about it.
‡ I have 3 tattoos and 10 piercings.
‡ I heart video games.
‡ I love animals and I have way too many pets.
‡ I heart sheep. A lot. ♥
‡ I'm obsessed with vampires.
‡ A lot of people think that I hate them, yet really I'm just shy and quiet at first.
‡ Sometimes I can come off as arrogant, but I'm not, I just enjoy being me.
‡ I get annoyed very easily.
‡ I'm the most stubborn person you will ever meet.
‡ I have a really sarcastic sense of humor.
‡ I won't tell you something just to make you feel better.
‡ Sometimes I act like I'm 5 years old.
‡ I am the biggest clutz ever.
‡ Stupidity is my biggest pet peeve.
‡ I doubt things a lot.
‡ I sleep a lot.
‡ My bed is comfier than yours.
‡ I am an only child.
‡ I like being spoiled.
‡ I hate being told what to do.
‡ I once punched my best friend in the face as hard as I could when I was drunk and didn't even remember.
‡ If I openly insult you, that means that I think you're cool.
‡ Contrary to most beliefs, I have a soft spot and can be the biggest mushball ever.

My Interests

HEAVY FUCKING METAL!
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Generalized Asshattery.

I'd like to meet:

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I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND!!!

Metalheads, drunks, vikings, geeks, gamers, musicians, etc. Please, check your baggage at the door, cause I don't have the fucking time for it.

AIM ~ MstressOfPuppetz

ATTENTION: If you message me or leave a comment and I don't get back to you right away I'm not an asshole, I just haven't gotten the chance to yet. I promise I will respond though! Sorry in advance...

Music:

1349 , Absu , Abruptum , Aes Dana , Accept , Adagio , Agalloch , Agathodaimon , Ajattara , Alastis , Amon Amarth , Amorphis , And Oceans , Andromeda , Angel Dust , Angra , Anorexia Nervosa , Anthrax , Apocalyptica , Arch Enemy , Arcturus , Arjen Luccassen , Armageddon , Arsis , Ã…smegin , At the Gates , Avantasia , Axenstar , Ayreon , Bal Sagoth , Barathrum , Battlelore , Behemoth , Behind the Scenery , Beyond the Embrace , Beyond the Flesh , Black Dahlia Murder , Black Label Society , Black Sabbath , Blind Guardian , Blind Stare , Bloodbath , Bolt Thrower , Bon Jovi , Borknagar , Brainstorm , Burzum , Cannibal Corpse , Carnal Forge , Celtic Frost , Children of Bodom , Coiled , Control Denied , Cradle Of Filth , Crematory , Crimson Glory , Cryptopsy , Damageplan , Dark Age , Dark Tranquility , Darkane , Darkseed , Dawn , Deadlock , Death , Def Leppard , Deicide , Demons & Wizards , Despair , Devon Townsend , Dew Scented , Diablo , Diabolic , Diabolical Masquerade , Dimension Zero , Dimmu Borgir , Dio , Disarmonia Mundi , Dissection , Divinity Destroyed , DragonForce , Drain STH , Dream Evil , Dream Theater , Ebony Tears , Edge of Sanity , Edguy , Einherjer , Elvenking , Eluveitie , Emperor , Empire , Enid , Ensiferum , Enslaved , Entwine , Equilibrium , Esqarial , Eternal Tears Of Sorrow , Europe , Evanescence , Evenfall , EverEve , Evergrey , Exodus , Extol , Eyes Of Fire , Faerghail , Fairyland , Falchion , Falconer , Falkenbach , Faust Again , Fear Factory , Fenris , Finntroll , Fjoergyn , Fleshgrind , Flowing Tears , Folk Earth , Forefather , Fuck I'm Dead , GammaRay , Geasa , Glittertind , God Forbid , Grave , Graveland , Grievance , Grimfist , Guns 'n' Roses , Gwar , Haggard , Hammerfall , Hatesphere , Heaven Shall Burn , Heidevolk , Helloween , Heol Telwen , HIM , Hin Onde , Hollenthon , Holy Blood , Hostility , Hypocrisy , Iced Earth , Imagika , Immortal , In FIames , In Thy Dreams , Infernal Majesty , Insomnium , Into Eternity , Iron Maiden , Isengard , Jag Panzer , Jimi Hendrix , Judas Priest , Kalmah , Kamelot , Kataklysm , Katatonia , Killswitch Engage , Korpiklaani , Kotipelto , Kreator , Krisiun , Kult Ov Azazel , Labyrinth , Lacuna Coil , Lake Of Tears , Lamb Of God , Leaves' Eyes , Led Zeppelin , Legend , Lemuria , Leprechaun , Lilitu , Lords of Decadence , Lost Horizon , Luca Turilli , Lullacry , Lumsk , Lynyrd Skynyrd , Macabre , Magog , Manegarm , ManOWar , March to Victory , Marduk , Mayhem , Megadeth , Menhir , Merauder , Mercury Tide , Mercyful Fate , Meshuggah , MetallicA , Mithotyn , Mnemic , Moonsorrow , Moonspell , Morbid Angel , Mors Principium Est , Mortiis , Motley Crue , Motorhead , Mourning Caress , My Dying Bride , Mysticum , Naglfar , Nattefrost , Necrophagist , Nerthus , Nevermore , Nightrage , Nightwish , Nine Inch Nails , Nocturnal Rites , Nokturnal Mortem , Nomans Land , NonExist , Norden , Norther , Novembers Doom , Novembre , Obsessed , Obtest , Odroerir , Of Wrath and Ruin , Old Man's Child , Omnium Gatherum , Onward , Opeth , Ophthalamia , Ozzy , PAIN , Pain Of Salvation , Paradise Lost , Pantera , Passenger , Persauder , Pink Floyd , Poison , Poisonblack , Possessed , Primal Fear , Primordial , Psycroptic , Queen , Queensryche , Ragnarok , Raise Hell , Rammstein , Ram-Zet , Rapture , Rhapsody , Rotting Christ , Royal Hunt , Running Wild , Samael , Sarah McLachlan , Satyricon , Savatage , Scar Culture , Sear Bliss , Sentenced , Sepultura , Shade Empire , Shadow , Shadows Fall , Sigh , Skid Row , Skyfire , Skyforger , Slayer , Slechtvalk , Soilwork , Solefald , Sonata Arctica , Spiritual Beggars , Stabbing Westward , Stevie Ray Vaughan , Stormhammer , Stormwind , Strapping Young Lad , Stratovarius , Suffocation , Suidakra , SunnO))) , Symphony X , Tad Morose , Tantric , The 69 Eyes , The Agony Scene , The Crown , The Doors , The Duskfall , The Forsaken , The Gathering , The Haunted , The Heliand , The Scorpions , The Sins of Thy Beloved , The Summoning , Theatre of Tragedy , Therion , Thorns , Throes of Dawn , Thronar , Throne Of Chaos , Thrudvangar , Thunderstone , Thundra , Thyrane , Thyrfing , Tiamat , To/Die/For , Tool , Trans-Siberian Orchestra , Trollfest , Trollskogen , Trouble , Turisas , Tvangeste , Twin Obscenity , Type O Negative , Tyr , Ulver , Vader , Vehemence , Velvetcut , Venom , Vigrid , Vintersorg , Vital Remains , Warchild X , Warmen , Watch Them Die , Waylander , White Zombie , Whitesnake , Windir , Winds , Winters Bane , Wintersun , Withered Earth , Withering Surface , Within Temptation , Wolfchant , Wuthering Heights , Yngwie Malmsteen , Yyrkoon , Zyklon , AND MORE!

Movies:

Just about anything that has to do with vampires, ancient history, epic battles, and the medieval.

Television:

LOST, Blood Ties, Californication, Ghost Hunters, Ninja Warrior, Most Evil, Family Guy, MXC, Dr. G Medical Examiner, Destination Truth, Beavis and Butthead, and Mystery Science Theater 3000.Pretty much anything on History, Discovery, Animal Planet, Sci-Fi, National Geographic, or the Science Channel.

Heroes:

Musicians:
Niilo SevÃ¤nen, Johan Hegg, Olavi Mikkonen, Johan SÃ¶derberg, Petri Lindroos, Jari MÃ¤enpÃ¤Ã¤, Alexi Laiho, Ville Valo, Jaymz Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Cliff Burton, BjÃ¶rn Gelotte, Jesper StrÃ¶mblad, Silenoz, Tim Roth, Rob Doherty, Stu Block, Peter Steele, Kerry King, Devin Townsend, John Petrucci, Dimebag Darrell, Warrel Dane, Jeff Loomis, Zakk Wylde, Herman Li, Chuck Schuldiner, Ville Laihiala, Criss Oliva, Yngwie Malmsteen, and many more.
Everyone Else:
Johnny Depp, Anne Rice, Dane Cook, Mitch Hedburg, and Strong Bad.
WILL FUCKING FERRELL FOR PRESIDENT! =P

My Blog

My birthday, you fuckers!

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Posted by Ms. Wendy Rocket aka The Viking Wench on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 03:46:00 PST

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