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About Me

I am the lead singer of Annunaki. Listen to us . We are good.
The following bulleted list contains 100% factual information:

Dave Tadros is my idol as far as guitarists go. Not really, though. I dislike hardcore breakdowns. THRASH TILL DEATH. The plural of zebra is zebrae. I own asphyXy.net . I am a student at New Jersey City University. I'm really going places. I regularly cut class to watch hockey games. I want a PRS with a dragon inlay... yeah. I waited outside MSG overnight for a 3-0 loss during the 05-06 playoffs. I'd do it again, too. I've never eaten a cold sandwich from Subway. I was an employee for over two years. If you have an emo combover haircut and girl pants, your life is irrelevant. Tanning is not attractive. I find the "Dragonforce sucks" bandwagon hilarious. I own every EA Sports hockey video game from 1992 to 2004. I'd own the recent titles if I wasn't broke. I think Kevin Johnson still has my keyboard adapter. The Nutley Diner is the best diner in the world. Everything else in this town is terrible. I have a box full of Power Rangers action figures in my closet. The original ones. I use Dean Markley Blue Steel exclusively.
I will (most likely) be making appearances on the following dates:
Feb. 04, 08 - Exodus, Arsis - NY, NY
Mar. 26, 08 - Vital Remains, Monstrosity - NY, NY
Apr. 05, 08 - Testament - Sayreville, NJ
Apr. 27, 08 - Vital Remains, Monstrosity - Yonkers, NY
Apr. 28, 08 - Hate Eternal, Skeletonwitch - NY, NY
May 11, 08 - Dark Tranquillity - NY, NY
Jul. 09, 08 - At The Gates - NY, NY
Jul. 10, 08 - At The Gates - NY, NY
Jul. 13, 08 - At The Gates - Toronto, ON
Jul. 31, 08 - W.O.A - Wacken, Germany

My Interests

THRASH METAL, playing guitar, writing songs, playing songs I've written, exiting Nutley on a regular basis, hockey, Starcraft, Mitch Hedberg, Code Red Mountain Dew, HELLO BOSS, www.slsknet.org, power ballads, Beavis and Butt-head, anything that Chuck Schuldiner had any part in.

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Schuldiner, if an afterlife is within the realms of possibility. I'd also like to have an in depth conversation with Marty Friedman.

Music:

Smooth jazz.

Movies:

Terminator 2, Airheads, Memento, American History X, Pi, Dogma, The Princess Bride, The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum, Amadeus, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Clerks, 300, Wayne's World, American Beauty, The Matrix, Ghostbusters 1&2, Battle Royale, Bang Bang You're Dead, Beavis and Butt-head Do America, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters, Snakes on a Plane.

Television:

NHL hockey, Comedy Central [Daily Show/Colbert report more specifically], Metalocalypse, Seinfeld.

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness, 1984, Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground.

Heroes:

Chuck Schuldiner, Bret Hart, Marc Staal, Mitch Hedberg, Joe Burns.

My Blog

Henriks better.

"Future Hall of Famer.""Marty has three cups.""Marty has over 500 wins."Henrik is only in his third year. Give him time."Marty's getting old." Fuck that. Look at Hasek."We swept you two years ago."Our...
Posted by Tony on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:29:00 PST

John "Uncle Jackie" Stanziano

In our minds, forever skywardOur synthetic souls lend their hands and wordsEach providing a stepping stoneFor in your weakened heart remainedOnly the strength to disperseYour silent last wordsThey ech...
Posted by Tony on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:10:00 PST

I just bought a ticket to Wacken.

As soon as Carcass announced their reunion, I was pumped. When they announced that they were playing Wacken next year, I decided that I had to go. I've never left the country, so I was still a little ...
Posted by Tony on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 09:58:00 PST

Hockey season starts this week.

Finally.It's been a long summer.Scott Gomez is a smart man.
Posted by Tony on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:34:00 PST

STARCRAFT 2!

OH MY GOD.This game will be the best game ever created, ever.I never thought I'd see the day. Starcraft 2 is actually coming out. Oh my fucking god. I have no other words to say at the moment. ...
Posted by Tony on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:03:00 PST

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Pop Tarts

Why are you so delicious?
Posted by Tony on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

300

300
Posted by Tony on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:21:00 PST

I had the most fucked up dream ever.

When I woke up this morning, I was pissed off at the fact that my dream was over. Read this shit. There's no way in hell you can tell me this isn't awesome:For some reason, I found myself at the house...
Posted by Tony on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:24:00 PST

I spilled a bottle of water on my pants.

It looks as though I pissed myself; I did no such thing.Carry on with your lives, ladies and bastards.
Posted by Tony on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:05:00 PST

Three goals in ninety seconds?

Suck it, Marty.
Posted by Tony on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:34:00 PST