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About Me

We were somewhere near Williamsburg, on the edge of the city, when the booze began to take hold. I remember saying "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." and suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like corporate exec's and hipsters, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car. And a voice was screaming, Holy Jesus what are these god damn animals, and why are they trying to destroy my city." MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

..THE CAPTAINS VIDEO OF THE WEEK..Wondering what I did on tour? Here it is the imfamous and rare MUDVAYNE BS ROLL... PART ONE PART TWO PART 3 COPYRIGHT BUDDHA ON THE ROCKS PRODUCTIONS 2005TRAILERS ARE BACK ALSO!!!

I'd like to meet:

As far as I am conserned the idea that was myspace is dead. Its no longer some neat little online community that you can log onto and make some friends... Now its a festering breeding ground for disease and viruses... I mean no one attempts to talk to anyone anymore... For as many people as there is on myspace no one communicates... In fact I bet That barely anyone on my friends list reads this... The thought of international online communication is really awesome but it doesnt exist... everyone has their friends list and when you reach out and say hey to someone its like who is this wierdo that wants to say hi...More importantly... Now everytime you recieve a message chances are you will be spamed... Then you are forced to spam without youyr knowledge and your personal space is violated... Does this company that is myspace do anything to protect you? to protect your privacy? no way!! why should they... they are this pseudi god figure that created this world and what the people in it choose to do is their own perogative... Which means if we all act like idiots and allow spamers to get by and allow ourselves to not communicate then we ruined are own world... Its not to disimilar to the way the human race treats the actual globe. I mean one could make a fortune by studying the comparison to this black whole called myspace and our actual globe.Since the destruction of my personal myspace I have decided that I am about to commit "myspace suicide" and leave this stupid online world and join up with the real one. I dont want to take the time to rebuild it because some dickless jerkoff decided to disrupt my page. So in the week to come if my page doesnt start coming back together then that means I will soon bid you all farewell...

Movies:

How to re piece this myspace movie section. It was so extensive and now has to be done again since the hacking of my Myspace. Ok lets start here: Taxi Driver Goodfellas The Departed The Star Wars Trilogy Pirates of the Carribean I II III The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Silence of the Lambs Children of Men Raging Bull Leon the Professional Indian Jones Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Superman The Warriors Closer Scarface American Psycho Heat Collateral Miami Vice Jurrasic Park Shawshank Redemption 28 Days Later 28 Weeks Later Lord of War

Television:

The Sopranos, The Shield, Rescue me, LOST, Project runway, Top Chef, Some of those nutty vh1 shows, Metalocolypse, Robot chicken, family guy, south park, Simpsons... all that goodness

Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

The Train...

I think that the greatest variety of human nature can be found just from riding a train. It really doesn't matter where you are going or at what time but in many cas...
Posted by Captain Johnny Badass on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:16:00 PST

...The Battle For Independance And Music...

Long Island, home to its many stigmas of great beaches and vacation spots for rich city dwellers, who flood into this island every summer like the plague of locusts from biblical time...
Posted by Captain Johnny Badass on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:27:00 PST

RIP to the idea that was myspace...

Some nights are meant for the blues...

My bass string broke while playing the blues last night. I heard it twang and watched as the metal coil went limp and fell off my instrument on to the floor. Man that's enough t...
Posted by Captain Johnny Badass on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:14:00 PST

the conclusion in brief

For all those anxiously awaiting the conclusion of a night in philly I had back in september... I will sum it up to appease your minds... I went out started drinking, got an amazing phone call, then g...
Posted by Captain Johnny Badass on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:29:00 PST

The Sanctuary of Scotch and The Moon

Ever notice that if you look at the texture of a cieling long enough it starts to form images. I pick them up more often than usual since most of my time...
Posted by Captain Johnny Badass on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:33:00 PST

In this the year of our lord (under slight construction)

In the year of our Lord two thousand and seven I now have 355 more days to move forward down the highway... This route called the American dream, going headlong to Strive Fight Survive Succeed Fail ...
Posted by Captain Johnny Badass on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:42:00 PST

The buddhist Man

I saw a buddhist monk the other day dressed in nothing but a traditonal robe and tunic walking the streets of the delapadated area of South Philadelphia. Here was amongst the sea of battered car...
Posted by Captain Johnny Badass on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:58:00 PST

Fear and Loathing a day in Philly Chapter 3

Gavin looked odd in his cap and gown. I could tell he couldnt wait to get out of that monkey suit. However he was bombarded with cameras as family membe...
Posted by Captain Johnny Badass on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:20:00 PST

The great Pluto Massacre

In 2006 Astronomers have decided that Pluto is no longer large enough to be classified as a planet. It is now considered to be a "dwa...
Posted by Captain Johnny Badass on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:17:00 PST