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Tucker Max

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.

About Me

Everything you need to know about me, you can find here:TuckerMax.com

My Interests

I am interested in myself. My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world. They are known as: The Tucker Max Stories (www.tuckermax.com)

I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL

ASSHOLES FINISH FIRST

I'd like to meet:

Just about any hot girl who wants to hook up with me, I want to meet. Email me and we'll set it up.But I'd be even more down to meet a girl who wants to do my laundry. I can find sex easily, but finding a girl who will do my wash is hard. Seriously ladies, I am not joking about this. If you are in Southern California or are willing to travel here, email me and we'll figure it out. I will repay you with witty banter, hot animal sex, a swift kick to the spine, or whatever turns you.

My Blog

The movie announcement is here

We gave THR the scoop so we could get placement, but the official announcement I have been talking about for months and months is finally here: There is going to be a Tucker Max movie. It's going ...
Posted by Tucker Max on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:00:00 PST

Speech at Northeastern Univ on March 24th

I am giving a speech at Northeastern University in Boston. The details:Date: Monday, March 24thTime: 7pmLocation: Curry Student Center BallroomThe speech last week at Duke went really well, and this ...
Posted by Tucker Max on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:11:00 PST

Speech at Duke Univ. on March 3rd

I am giving a speech at my grad school alma mater. Details:When: March 3rd at 8pmWhere: Page Auditorium at Duke University ...
Posted by Tucker Max on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:04:00 PST

Going to Vegas, everyone invited (sort of)

I know some of the guys who own and run the McFadden's chain of bars, and they have asked me to come to the opening of the new one in Vegas. This is not really an "official public appearance" by me,...
Posted by Tucker Max on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:55:00 PST

Going to Buffalo and Tampa in December

In LA for pretty much all of November, but in December I'll be traveling a bit:Buffalo, NY, December 4th - 9th: Going to be hanging out with my buddy Mike Gill, who owns a strong man gym in the area....
Posted by Tucker Max on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:50:00 PST

Phoenix, AZ and Lexington, KY in October

OK, I have a huge announcement coming up about the book, TV show and something else (hmm...movie), but I can't officially make it until all the fucking paperwork and whatever is done, and that takes ...
Posted by Tucker Max on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:03:00 PST

Golden Gals Gone Wild

Ever since I got this, I can't stop laughing. Nothing short of being the guest of honor at a gathering of the "Big Fake Titted Tucker Max Worshippers" would stop me from going to this (and by the way,...
Posted by Tucker Max on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:51:00 PST

Tucker Max at ComicCon

I am going to be at ComicCon this year, probably just for Friday and Saturday. I will be hanging out for awhile at Maddox's booth, but I won't be selling anything. Also, I am going to visit my message...
Posted by Tucker Max on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:56:00 PST

Moving to LA

I said I wouldn't do it. I swore oaths to gods I didn't believe in. I made ridiculous bets against it, taking any odds. I promised to self-immolate if it happened...and now it's a reality. I am perma...
Posted by Tucker Max on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 01:01:00 PST

Back on the NY Times Best Seller List

My book spent two weeks on the New York Times Best Seller list during the first month it came out. It is now 16 months after my book first hit the list...and now it is BACK on the list. (#26 on paperb...
Posted by Tucker Max on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST