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gilbert HERNANDEZ

There's gotta be a heaven, cause i've already done my time in hell

About Me

EMAIL: [email protected]
IM: Poopdawgg
Xbox live: zv5000 (gears & halo)
Hello, I'm GILBERT HERNANDEZ JR. Born and Raised in Bakersfield, Ca. I love to watch movies and read comics. I love to make movies and comics as well. I can play the clarinet. I like to read, make websites, draw, hang out with friends, talk to myself, but most of all I love to Day Dream. I have OFF-THE-WALL sense of humor that can take a while to get use too. I love to quote movies, tv, and other pop culture references.
Ive been single for a couple years now, and As much as I would love to have someone to share my life with, I'm enjoying the times I'm living right now. I have great friends that I wouldn't trade for the world. I can be a handful sometimes (Especially when Im drunk, Im wreckless. So soon im going to stop drinking) But Its all good in the neighborhood. Message me if you would like to know anything. Also you should go to my website to see what Movies I make.
Check out the latest movie we've made:

My Interests

In general? In general I'm Basically the best person to ever live. I'm number one! I wake up in the morning, i piss excellence!

I also make movies and comics n stuff. You can see them here at my website:
POOP productions

Anything else just message me.

I'd like to meet:

Leonard Cohen, Members of the Upright Citizens Brigade, The Killers, Dropkick Murphys, Louis C.K, Freddy Mercury, and Ennio Morricone, Daniel Plainview, Tucker Max, and Maddox

Anyone who loves movies, comics, or pop culture as much as i do.

Music:

My Favorite Album of All time.
Social Distortion "Love sex and Rock n Roll"

I also LOVE The Killers, Queen, Weird Al, and many others. I love classical and metal and everything inbetween! I really like blues and rockabilly.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Memento, Snatch, Bubba hotep, Army of Darkness, Death Sentence, Moulin Rouge , Fight Club, Se7en, 300, Lake House, Kill Bill vol. 1, Sin City, Hostel, Saw, Donnie Darko, Knocked up, Superbad, Requiem for a Dream, Fargo, Hudsucker Proxy, Man on Fire, True Romance, Collateral, Green Street Hooligans, Hot Fuzz, The Proffesional, There Will Be Blood, Rambo, Day of the dead, Once upon a time in the west, V For Vendetta, Iron Man, Hairspray, Producers, Last Kiss, Smokin Aces, The Departed, Face/Off, Slc punk, Kiss kiss Bang bang, Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars more, The Good the bad and the ugly, Grindhouse

Television:

When I was young:

Legends of the Hidden temple, Hey Dude, Rockos Modern life, Are you afraid of the dark, Kenan and Kel, Kablam, Pete and Pete, The secret world of Alex Mac, Clarissa explains it all, Invader zim, My Brother and me, Family Double dare, All that, Salute Your shorts, Power rangers (All the way up to IN SPACE), and Beetleborgs.

Now that I'm older:

Entourage, Dexter, The Shield, Nip Tuck, Deadwood, Mythbusters, Cold Case files, A&E biographies, Arrested Development, Upright Citizens Brigade, Stella, Flight of the Concords, Heroes, Penn & Teller: Bullshit

Books:

+"THE ALPHABET OF MANLINESS" One of the best books ever written. Created by Maddox its the ultimate guide to being a man!

+"I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL" The TRUE chronicles of one mans drunken times. Tucker Max shares his life stories of drinking and fornicating. A truly inspiring piece.

+"SIN CITY" The comic series by Frank Miller is amazing! Epic tales of the cities complex characters.

+"BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE" The best batman comic I've ever read. Its only 48 pages but was brilliant the entire way through.

+"JOHNNY THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC" Created by Johnen Vasquez (Invader Zim) This comic series is really funny but Dark as well.

+"SQUEE" Also made by JV, its much funnier and not as dark at JTHM.

I prefer comic books over text books. I got nothing against text books, at least every Book i've read that was made into a movie, The book was ALWAYS better than the movie. And thats a fact jack.

Heroes:

DANIELLE LYNN TABOR..
Because of her I became a far better person than I once was, I'll never forget her

MARY SOTO
My late Aunt Mary. I will always cherish memories of her. She made me feel special and I will always love her.

My Blog

EASY WAY OUT

Check out how 2 boys don't want to go to college but want to be successful in life!It was pretty hard fimling this. Especially the last scene, everyone was nervous, except for me. But it was an awesom...
Posted by gilbert HERNANDEZ on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:07:00 PST

Everything they Taught us was lies :(

When were kids we learn that Paul Revere yelled "The British are coming" and that Thomas Edison made the light bulb. Only to find out later in life these aren't true.  To find out a lot of things...
Posted by gilbert HERNANDEZ on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:31:00 PST

FUCK X360. UP THEIR FUCKING ASSES! MOTHER FUCKERS!

Its been over a month and I STILL can't play my xbox cause Microsoft makes SHITTY FUCKING hardware that breaks down all THE FUCKING time!On May 7th My xbox got the 3 lights of death And I had to send ...
Posted by gilbert HERNANDEZ on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:04:00 PST

Goosebumps: Night of the Living Dummy

NIGHT OF THE LIVING dummy was one of the best GOOSEBUMPS book made!All together there are 7 Night of the living Dummy books. Slappy is the main dummy who for about 7 times gets passed around to some u...
Posted by gilbert HERNANDEZ on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:35:00 PST

Live VS Studio

I must admit whenever I listened to LIVE recordings of music, I enjoy them much more than the actual Studio version. Especially Garth Brooks - Friends in low places, 20 times more badass live. I also ...
Posted by gilbert HERNANDEZ on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:55:00 PST

Social Distortion: Bakersfield

On Social Distortions Next album they have a song called "BAKERSFIELD" Its so awesome! Mike Ness sings about being stranded in Bakersfield. SOCIAL D ROCKS! ...
Posted by gilbert HERNANDEZ on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:30:00 PST

Finally, A layout

For the 5 years Ive had a myspace, my layout has always been plain. But I decided, for respect of my Favorite Band, SOCIAL DISTORTION. I'll change it. I remember the first Time I ever listened to "SEX...
Posted by gilbert HERNANDEZ on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:12:00 PST

Leave M. N. Shyamalanladaddingdong ALONE!

Im tired of people bashin' M. N. Shyamalan. That man is a GREAT story teller and ALL of his movies are good!SIXTH SENSE - Of course everyone and their mums have seen this little diddy. One of the best...
Posted by gilbert HERNANDEZ on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:31:00 PST

Gangbangers

Watch the best Documentary ever made about the worlds GREATEST band ...
Posted by gilbert HERNANDEZ on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:54:00 PST

Heroes

For a long time, I didn't watch tv. For a couple of years, but then a wave of Tv shows came along from HBO, SHOWTIME, NBC, CBS, etc etc that caught the attention of Everybody! One of the tho...
Posted by gilbert HERNANDEZ on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:21:00 PST