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KungFu Mike

In the year 1980, Sam Kinison & Rasputin formed together like Voltron to create KungFu Mike.

About Me

I used to work in the financial industry, more specifically the cut-throat, high stakes world of institutional energy trading. After years of working with and for some of the worst representations of humanity to ever be spat from the womb, I realized I needed to do what I loved in order to truly be happy. I left that all behind and focused my life entirely on writing.
I write for kungfumike.net , where I basically serialize my memoirs.

My Interests

The reading, the writing, the snowboarding, the exercising, the drinking, the television, the music and the laaaaaaaadieeesssssss!!!

I'd like to meet:

Me in 20 years so I can tell myself, "Hey fuck up, looks like you followed your dreams and fucked up real good, didn't you, you big fuck up."

Music:

You.

Movies:

Don't.

Television:

Care.

Books:

Jack London, C.S. Lewis, Toole, Shel Silverstein, Thoreau, Wilde, Poe, Dostoyevsky, Nietzsche and Piers Anthony when I feel like pretending that I'm a sci-fi geek. I ain't never scurred.

My Blog

Ginsanity; Part 1

Part one of Mike going a little wonky in the head hole can be found here. Happy reading,~KungFu Mike...
Posted by KungFu Mike on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:34:00 PST

Baked Potato

The adult in me wants to slam my own hand in a car door for being so stupid, but the kid in me loves the frosting!http://www.kungfumike.net/archives/baked_potato.pht mlHappy reading,~KungFu Mike...
Posted by KungFu Mike on Sat, 03 May 2008 02:07:00 PST

Behold -- The Scroll!

The other day, Seth (one of my best buddies) sent me an email about some crazy tech gadget he bought at an electronics trade show in San Diego. It was insane looking -- a scroll like all-in-one device...
Posted by KungFu Mike on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:36:00 PST

Big Fucking News - IHTSBIH; The Movie

Finally, the THR article is up. For those of you that aren't too familiar with the inner workings of what I do, I'll give you a little background. I write kungfumike.net, which is a website designed a...
Posted by KungFu Mike on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:12:00 PST

Vacancy at the Roundtable

Here is my newest entry. ~KungFu Mike
Posted by KungFu Mike on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:37:00 PST

The Etymology of KungFu Mike

Here is the story behind my nickname.~KungFu Mike...
Posted by KungFu Mike on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:24:00 PST

KungFu Mike Discovers Organic Smooth Move Tea

Make sure you aren’t eating around this one. ~KungFu Mike
Posted by KungFu Mike on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:28:00 PST

KungFu Mike Reviews The Mist

I did that here. Let me know if you like it with a comment on kungfumike.net. I’m debating whether or not to do movie reviews as a regular entry from now on and I would appreciate your input.~Ku...
Posted by KungFu Mike on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:21:00 PST

Before I go, I want you to look at a picture of my baby

It’s up here if you want to see it. Best regards,~Michael...
Posted by KungFu Mike on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:35:00 PST

Goodbye Everyone

The explanation is right here. Take care, everybody.~Mike
Posted by KungFu Mike on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:55:00 PST