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Alice Solipsist

Can't be who you're IDOLS are because, you're idols AREN'T real.xo Alice

About Me

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&lt People call me Jesus Christ alot...But that's not my name. Some may call me crazy but, I know EXACTLY What I'm doing. I'm just not bound by the average persons need to be accepted. I have a thing for masks,evil clowns, 4x4's fast cars and fire.

My Interests

TRAVELING,SHOES,HIKING,OUTDOORS,DANCING,TREE HUGGING,SPLUNKERING,BASEJUMPING,HORSEBACKRIDING, The inordinary the EXTRAordinary the odd the strange the unknown. I fancy having conversations with TRULY insane people. Like that guy in Miami that looks like Richard Simomns in drag.Exhistensial conversations,bonfires,the woods.I love the city. LAUGHING REALLY FUCKING HARD! So hard you pee a little and cry.

I'd like to meet:

MOTIVATED/ATIONAL people.

Television:

....boooooooooooo

Books:

Human analysis, Spiritual, Fantasy, NATURAL HEALTH

Heroes:

Madonna and Henry Rollins And this kitty.

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My Blog

Typical Girls

I always thought of girls as boring and just way too soft for my taste. I figured it out the first time I went out to play on my city block. I believe I was 5yrs old, I saw the boys chasing eachother ...
Posted by Alice Solipsist on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 04:08:00 PST

Fishstick Fish Migration?!?!?!?

This just in.Schools of fish sticks have been sighted off Long Island sound. They apear to be migrating north. But, Why?  Why would they be going north? Frozen fishsticks that's why. One happy fi...
Posted by Alice Solipsist on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:50:00 PST

Q&A

who are you? name? I am the leader of my own fate. Who beget no one yet.where were you born? In a hospitalwhats your mothers name? Why? You gonna call her?how old is your dad? If he's dead. Well then ...
Posted by Alice Solipsist on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:01:00 PST

My First McYoga Class.

I'm gonna start this with."You get what you pay for."And I paid nothing. Recently joined a gym with classes included. Now, I've always been a bit a tightwad. Rathering to spend my money on important t...
Posted by Alice Solipsist on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:38:00 PST

Dating Dos and Donts

Do use propper hygeine. That means Brush floss and rinse your mouth out before you go out. Brushing is obvious and floss to ensure that he/she does not detect in your breath what you had for breakfast...
Posted by Alice Solipsist on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:18:00 PST

my friends writings

All these people in this rehab all talk like they lost all this stufffrom there addiction,i allways used to say ,i never had anything to lose,and i said it like it was a joke.but today i stoped laughi...
Posted by Alice Solipsist on Mon, 05 May 2008 04:30:00 PST

Shit you didnt need to know

As we drove along the northeastern coast my eyes began to open to see the things differently. Blessed with the picturesque views accounted for around the world. We spoke of dreams life views and plans...
Posted by Alice Solipsist on Mon, 05 May 2008 04:19:00 PST

BIRTH EEEEWWW!!!!!! YIKES

After reading my friends documentary on her pregnancy of 36 weeks.This was very scary for me. What with the centimeters  and dilation and the invasive  procedures and well that was enou...
Posted by Alice Solipsist on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:04:00 PST

Do you have the ability to enjoy life???

Do You Have?" The ability to enjoy life - ???Body:  The ability to enjoy life is essential to good mental health. James Taylor wrote that "The secret of life is enjoying the passing of time. Any ...
Posted by Alice Solipsist on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:03:00 PST

Heart of Gold?

       If I .................    Sold   my   Heart of Gold ... What would I get for It???????????????? ...
Posted by Alice Solipsist on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:47:00 PST