I enjoy whiskey, alcoholism, long walks on the beach when I can't find my wallet, cellphone or car keys and I have to walk home, and books. Some days I enjoy lying on my couch for hours puking into a trashcan, I call these days Sunday. I've become an expert in pre-partying, and I can wake up, be drunk and out at a bar within an embarrassingly short time. I’m an expert at sleeping through appointments and dinner plans. I also write a little bit at BenCorman.com .
girls with drug problems.
Whatever song my upstairs neighbors are currently playing loud enough to shake everything in my apartment is my favorite. Seriously, I like it when the bassline and steady beat are loud enough that my apartment feels like a vibrating womb.
Whatever the kids are mindlessly quoting today to avoid any actual conversation or interaction. Vote for Pedro.
When my roommate moved out he took the TV. I really miss the TV.
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