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Mike

Fuck All Y'All

About Me

I just try to be the best me I can be.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Corky from Life Goes On, Tupac, Mookie Wilson, Elvis and some other people.

Music:

Radiohead, Little Brother, Juelz Santana, Audioslave, Velvet Revolver, Talib Kweli, ACS, Murs, Common, The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, Jay-Z, Eminem, Richard Cheese, that down syndrome rapper kid, Carl Lewis, Obie Trice, TI, Papoose, Kanye, Chaundon, The Justus League, A Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, Tupac, The Cure, The Black Crowes, Will Dailey and the Rivals, The Police, The Stones, and the yodling guy from the Ricola commercial. His lyrics are the tits.

Movies:

Dirty Work, True Romance, 25th Hour, Fight Club, Slap Shot, Back To School, Bad Lieutenant, The Last Boyscout, Goodfellas, Ford Fairlane, Half Baked, Batman Begins, Made, The Big Lebowski, Old School, Sin City, Training Day, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Kingpin, Bugsy, Blade, The Godfather 1-5, Rushmore, Scarface, Carlito's Way, The Crow, basically anything that's a talky.

Television:

Some of the CSIs and Law and Orders, Entourage, Arrested Development, Rescue Me, Married With Children and anything with Ed O'Neil, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 24, The Shield.

Books:

Love em. You can read them, smash things with them, stack them, throw them, use them as coasters .... Very versatile. Sort of like the Jose Oquendo of inanimate objects.

Heroes:

Al Bundy, Adam West and other people whose first name begins with the letter 'A'.

My Blog

Los Angeles

Out in LA with my friend/boss Tucker for a crash course in the entertainment industry.  Everyone here is strange and I do not like traffic.  However, it's better than Tucsan and El Paso, whi...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 03:03:00 PST

Accident At McDonalds

Article COVINGTON, Georgia (AP) -- A driver ran over three young children and two women in the parking lot of a McDonald's restaurant Tuesday, police said. One witness described the man as having a sm...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:10:00 PST

Right Here's Fine

After spending a nice spring day with a friend, I decided to grab a cab and head home. While the day was warm, I was underdressed for the cool evening. Rather than risk getting sick walking home or wa...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:01:00 PST

Thought/Phrase/Quote/Whatever of the Week

"RZA HEADED FOR DIVORCE COURTSix years is a long time, but thats not stopping The Rza and his wife from breaking up. The divorce was recently made final, according to the tabloids. Apparently, Zig-Zag...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:55:00 PST

Wicked Smart

I just completed an IQ test and my score was 136 out of 150.  So basically I am in the 98th percentile and a genius.  Now here is the real question:If this is true, how stupid am I if I can ...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:38:00 PST

It's the Coolest

In Re King Check out footnote #1. I checked online and this is a real decision...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 07:12:00 PST

Things I hate other than Chris Kattan

I have never understood why people clip their fingernails in public.  For instance, I saw a man doing this on the subway the other day. And this isn't the first time I've seen this done...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 08:43:00 PST

Fusion

I bought the Gillette Fusion razor today.  It's got 5 blades with an additional straight blade up to for the tough to reach places.  I'm not sure if this is going change my life in any way, ...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 06:46:00 PST

My Picture

Since I've received emails and comments about it, I figured a slow Thursday is a good day to tell anyone who will read about the King and his crown.  This picture was taken in Las about two years...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 12:31:00 PST

Cursed

Well after a particularly strange weekend, I found myself sitting at my desk having a normal 'Office Space' Monday, thinking about why I do what I do to myself.  So when a friend of mine emailed ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 08:19:00 PST