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Third Evolution Subscribe by clicking on a blog entry at the top of this page, then click 'subscribe', then give me large amounts of inflated self-esteem ... that's how it works. Here are some stand-up clips:
Lack of Etiquette III
3/3/07 @ Ensemble Studio Theatre
Where Raging Consciousness Meets Dick Jokes
NYCC 4/06
Pounding Through Joke After Joke After Fucking Joke ...
I hope to die while being indulged in my loves of nicotine, Cap'n Crunch, and blowjobs ... hopefully all three simultaneously.It's a shame that the Philosopher Kings and Queens of the world are too intelligent to go into politics. The institution of politics is nothing more than a well-crafted distraction to take the group-at-large's mind off the fact that it is being fucked on a regular basis. Historically oppressed groups need to band together to take down the top 2% instead of trying to break into the hermetically sealed door of that top percentile and fighting like starving dogs with other marginalized groups that are getting just as socially ass-ravenged by the murderers and liars that stand as heads of state. Run-on sentences should be glorified for their complexity and demands on an individual's attention, not discouraged as a mark of a person's inability to simplify an idea so that the short yellow thought bus that most people take to Consciousness everyday can catch up so we may all congratulate each other on a well-earned mediocre, banal, and complacent existence.Think Up.
Enjoy your Life ...
... someone should. Roll credits:I perform at various clubs in NYC, and I won the 2006 Laugh-Off at Sal's Comedy Hole. Hooray.I've been published online at McSweeneys, Whitehouse.org, Yankee Pot Roast, Entropy Magazine, Electric Yeti, PulpLit, and in print for "Jest," "The Best of PulpLit 2002-2004," "Graphite," and "Oddfellow" magazines.I was a staff writer for the Nintendo DS game, "Sprung!" which was called " . . . probably the funniest video game ever" by Planet GameCube, and head writer for the mobile phone comedic dating sim "Love Triangle: Dating Challenge."
I don't recommend buying either of them ...