Last June news |
Not sure anyone reads these anymore, but here's my last installment til I get back from Communist-infested and bird flu-riddled China. Don't forget to check out this topical stuff with my voice in my ... Posted by Keith Alberstadt on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:15:00 PST |
June News 2 |
Gas prices have surpassed $4 a gallon. To explain the spike, Exxon/Mobil said that it has to recoup its loss after betting on Big Brown. Flood waters in Indiana soaked the state last week. Officials... Posted by Keith Alberstadt on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:27:00 PST |
My new podcast |
You know those topical jokes I write? Well they're now in podcast form, along with added commentary. You should subscribe. My buddy Chad Riden helped me produce these. He's a funny man and you should ... Posted by Keith Alberstadt on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:15:00 PST |
June News Items 1 |
Jeff Probst says that the new "Survivor" has hit a few snags, like shipment delays and navigating around animal dung. In other words, the reality show has finally gotten a taste of . . . reality. The... Posted by Keith Alberstadt on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:03:00 PST |
Last news post for May |
Drug companies are giving more to Democrats than Republicans . . . Hillary Clinton will now ask Pfizer to give Viagra to her delegate count. A biotech company in California plans to clone dogs. A sp... Posted by Keith Alberstadt on Fri, 23 May 2008 05:53:00 PST |
May news items Part 3 |
Some schoolchildren in Queens got to chat with a U.S. astronaut. After he explained that the vacuum of outer space can produce a choking sensation, the kids naturally asked if the New York Mets are as... Posted by Keith Alberstadt on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:38:00 PST |
I’m a Pet |
Not sure what this business is about people buying me as a pet. I don't know what that means, similar to getting poked on facebook. I'm flattered, but after someone buys me as a pet, I get a comment t... Posted by Keith Alberstadt on Wed, 14 May 2008 07:30:00 PST |
May news items |
Hillary Clinton spent time campaigning in Gastonia, NC. With fuel prices so high, however, she renamed the city "Ethanol-tonia".A California man won the right to take his wife's last name. He will b... Posted by Keith Alberstadt on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:15:00 PST |
Recent headlines |
Politics:Defense Secretary Robert Gates got choked up while addressing cadets at West Point. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton teared up while addressing the graduates of Hogwarts. Many are wondering if exh... Posted by Keith Alberstadt on Fri, 02 May 2008 07:53:00 PST |
April News Items |
Stan Lee, one of the creative forces behind Spiderman and the X-Men, will launch a new superhero franchise called "Legion of 5". That's weird. That's exactly what his fans call their hand when they'... Posted by Keith Alberstadt on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:11:00 PST |