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Mike Siscoe

Stand Up Comedian!

About Me

MIKE SISCOE BIOGRAPHY Born and raised in San Diego, Mike Siscoe began his stand-up career in 1997 at the world-famous Comedy Store in La Jolla, CA, where he was soon opening for notables Tommy Davidson, Jeff Altman, Mitch Hedberg, Margaret Cho and Richard Jeni. His angelic face is belied only be his devilishly-dished delivery. Mike tours the country, headlining clubs from Seattle to Florida, Maine to Mexico. His quick-witted, high energy shows keep audiences laughing in over forty six states a year. Based in the Big Apple, Mike performs at several of the City's marquee clubs including the Laugh Factory, the Improv, the Comic Strip and the Laugh Lounge. He has also been featured in many national television commercials. Comedy Festivals New York Underground Comedy Festival Best New Face 2004 Las Vegas Comedy Festival Deuces Wild Invitee 2004 Boston Comedy Festival Best in Fest Show 2003 San Antonio Latino Comedy Festival New Faces 2000 Seattle New Faces Comedy Competition New Faces 2001 Rock Mountain Comedy Laugh off 2000 for more information please visit www.mikesiscoe.com

My Interests

Comedy, cooking, travel, theater, Yankees, movies, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy.

Music:

Dave Matthews, Coldplay, U2, pretty much anything Alternative.

Movies:

Goodfellas, LOTR, Star Wars, Godfather, Usual Suspects

Television:

South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, Yankees baseball games, CNN, Daily Show. Seinfeld.

Books:

Non-fiction politcal, anti-Bush stuff.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Jon Stewart, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Bill Clinton Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

My Blog

First the Congress, then Britney. What a day.

I've been waiting six years to do this, but& SUCK IT BITCHES!!! Suck my liberal balls you red state, right wing, hypocrites. You got your ass handed to you!! Suck on that you crystal snorting child p...
Posted by Mike Siscoe on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:00:00 PST

Negro Mountain

Driving over the western edge of the Allegheny Mountains in eastern Maryland, I was shocked and awed to find a place called Negro Mountain. Negro Mountain! This is not some case of white guilt where ...
Posted by Mike Siscoe on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:25:00 PST

NewRules

Since my little blog has become a bit of an unwanted political forum of late, I have decided to implement some new rules from the Bush playbook. RULE #1 You must pledge allegiance to me. You must sig...
Posted by Mike Siscoe on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:10:00 PST

I AM AN AMERICAN

How dare you call me Un-American. How dare you! How dare you call me Un-American because I dare to have a different opinion. Dissent is the foundation of this country, without dissent we would still ...
Posted by Mike Siscoe on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:21:00 PST

Ode to Ignorance

I suppose I should honored that I could create such a stir that someone would dedicate an entire blog entry to me. Since I am listed in the same blog as dumpster diving, I find little solace in knowin...
Posted by Mike Siscoe on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST

Pedophilia, Racism, Corruption, and Incompetence... VOTE GOP!

Here's what you support when you support the Republican Party: PEDOPHILIA- For years the GOP has rallied against gays in America, while at the same time jerking young boys off behind closed doors. He...
Posted by Mike Siscoe on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:23:00 PST

The Devil and Mr. Chavez

Yesterday, my new found hero, Hugo Chavez, President and funny man from Venezuela, called President Bush the devil. Whether it was on purpose, or maybe just a mistranslation of douchebag in Spanish, ...
Posted by Mike Siscoe on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST

A Hummer is not a Car

I recently saw an ad on TV for the new H3 Hummer. It's slogan, 'Restore Your Manhood'. They might as well have said, 'Hey you, with the small penis! Buy a Hummer!'. I laughed it off, just another ina...
Posted by Mike Siscoe on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:48:00 PST

Your pooch or your kids

There's a reason why the world hates America. I would love to place the blame squarely on the narrow shoulders of Bush, but alas I must look to the people. Not only did the people 'elect' him, albeit...
Posted by Mike Siscoe on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:40:00 PST

I Need a New Distraction

It seems like every time America is distracted by other news, and by other news, I mean news other than the debacle on Iraq, the Presidents poll numbers go up just bit. Recently, the President got a ...
Posted by Mike Siscoe on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:09:00 PST